I think it's all a plot of the WTS. Their moles have started the rumors on the internet....If those of us that still attend start asking the elders if there is a big announcement coming up, then they'll know we have been visiting evil apostate sites.
Posts by watson
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37Possable "New Light"?
by 2112 inwith all the "buzz" around the up-comming october anouncment, i have a question.
i have thought about this for a long time, is it possable that they would tell all those married to non-witnesses to divorce their mates?
it could be for the reason of "unevenly yoked", and/or keeping spritually clean.
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A pioneer "sister" sent me this one.
by watson inyou may want to save this along with your favorite kingdom ministry .
issues.
feel free to cut and paste into your reasoning book.
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Reminds me of picking the mansion you were going to take after Armagedon.
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A pioneer "sister" sent me this one.
by watson inyou may want to save this along with your favorite kingdom ministry .
issues.
feel free to cut and paste into your reasoning book.
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Oh, watch out, don't let your huge thighs brush up against that fresh paint on the porch, wanna look good for that next call to the mentally handicapped person you call your "Bible study."
LOL
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A pioneer "sister" sent me this one.
by watson inyou may want to save this along with your favorite kingdom ministry .
issues.
feel free to cut and paste into your reasoning book.
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It's some of that dark humor that helps them deal with the abuse they continue to take at the door for the "ministry." Real sad.
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A pioneer "sister" sent me this one.
by watson inyou may want to save this along with your favorite kingdom ministry .
issues.
feel free to cut and paste into your reasoning book.
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You may want to SAVE this along with your favorite Kingdom Ministry
issues. Feel free to cut and paste into your Reasoning book.
1.) 'I'M NOT INTERESTED'
You might say:
"Well, many feel the same way, and they're called goats in the Bible.
Let me share with you a scripture that talks about the fate of those
goats. (Read Matt. 25:46) Do you want to get cut off? Do you WANT to
take a dirt nap for eternity?!"
2.) 'I HAVE MY OWN RELIGION'
You might say:
Well whoop dee doo! "Yeah, and I have MY own religion too. Its called
the "TRUTH!" See I'm what you call a"Christian" (Make the double
quotation gesture with your fingers.) You know what "Christians" do?
They preach to people. Those that don't preach to people are on that
"broad and spacious road." Here let me show you in Matt 7:13.
3.) 'I'M TOO BUSY'
You might say:
"No you're not. You were probably watching TV or kicking back right?
Don't lie to me. Do you know who the father of the lie is? It's Satan!
Here, let me read to you John 8:44. Is he your daddy? I think so!"
4.) 'I'LL READ YOUR LITERATURE IF YOU'LL READ MINE'
You might say:
Hey, this isn't a hostage negotiation here. I'm not going to read your
literature! I came here to preach to YOU remember?........... Now, if
you want to preach to ME, you'll have to get up off YOUR lazy behind,
and come knock on MY door on a Saturday morning. But don't bother
because I'm NOT INTERESTED in your beliefs, because I HAVE MY OWN
RELIGION, and I'M TOO BUSY in the work of the Lord to
READ-YOUR-LITERATURE-IF-YOU'LL-READ-MINE, JUNK! Then slam THEIR own door. -
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God's "Spirit Directed Organization"???
by integ injust got back from the district assembly and during the baptism talk the speaker made this statement: "...in association with god's spirit directed organization?".
now, correct me if i'm wrong, but didn't jr brown (the societies media spokesman) say during an interview that the witnesses do not consider themselves to be "spirit directed"?.
before i get all mad and outraged about this, would someone either confirm or refute the fact that "brother" brown made this statement?.
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Your demon looks like Samuel L. Jackson, with a little makeup....
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Happy to be brainwashed!
by Fleshybirdfodder inmy father commented at a meeting once, "when people accuse me of being brainwashed, i reply, "i certainly am!
my brain has been washed clean of the world!
" uproarious laughter ensued from the flipper clapping seals in the cong.
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flipper clapping seals
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Oh MAN are they ever annoyed in Brooklyn!
by MinisterAmos ini called the information dept politely asking if mr brown was still a witness after commiting verbal apostasy during the interview with ldh.. i got transferred to one of their legal staff and he dropped the "f" bomb and hung up!
i on the other hand was a complete gentleman.. i would call this a golden opportunity to play up what has to be one of the most embarrasing moments for the dub leadership but is actually an important issue that any current dubz should be concerned about.
what is the actual policy of the org?
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LDH is a "Spiritual Fox!"
Watson
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Downsizing part 2
by Pistoff ini forgot the most irritating response to the downsizing: i have a close relative, who knows many of the new york insiders, who said this about those who were downsized kicked to the curb:
"it was felt that some were getting too comfortable"
what in the world does that mean?
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Remember,
"The organization never taught that 1975 would bring the Great Tribulation and Armageddon!! Just a few of the over zealous R&F took it way too far!"
Watson
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The Great Watchtower Porn Panic
by metatron insome years ago, when the 'voluntary donation' arrangement was announced, the society followed it up with a period of near panic.. they flooded the kingdom ministry, watchtower and circuit assemblies with pleas "reminding" the friends to open up their wallets.. eventually, they calmed down and accepted the situation, especially after coming up with new scams involving "deficits" at assemblies.
and appeals for property being willed to them.. .
it is with this background that i note a burst of emphasis about porn.
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"Jehovah's Witnesses Gone Wild!" LOL.
We should get Brooke and a few more of the hotties on JWD and put together a little video. Would sell like hotcakes over the internet!!
Watson