FBF--did you put your used gum under there too? Shame on you!
love2Bworldly
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Post a message to your congregation right here
by JH inpost here, what you would love to say in front of all the congregation.
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Merry Christmas to All on this Forum
by love2Bworldly injust wanted to wish everyone a merry christmas!
hope someday all who post here feel comfortable celebrating fun pagan holidays.
it's nice to be together with family and friends on holidays.. .
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love2Bworldly
Just wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas! Hope someday all who post here feel comfortable celebrating fun Pagan holidays. It's nice to be together with family and friends on holidays.
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Worst platform jokes
by Fleshybirdfodder inremember those jokes we heard time and time again from the platform yet still everyone got a good (fake) chuckle?
i remember hearing this one a million times: "a pioneer was stressing about which vehicle to buy for service, but remember, jesus said '"follow in my footsteps, not my tire tracks!!!
fbf.
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love2Bworldly
I don't know about platform jokes, but Fleshybirdfodder--I love your name!!!
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Post a message to your congregation right here
by JH inpost here, what you would love to say in front of all the congregation.
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love2Bworldly
To all those nose-in-the-air JWs I used to know, it's really blown my mind how all you JWs are worse than 'those without faith', as far as being honest, respectable, people who love others as Jesus would.
And to my family member who is still a JW, and once told my aunt that "I was like a dog that returned to its' own vomit", hey I would rather wallow in my own vomit than sit in a Kingdumb Hell anytime!
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A Jehovah's witness - Pioneer
by Fly init was a waste wasting 15 years of my life on this false religion.
i've cried when i find out that this religion is bull shit and are false prophets.
i'm a pioneer still and supposed to meet up in service with this brotha tomorr but i'm not going.
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love2Bworldly
Fly & Elinor--Welcome! Yes it is extremely overwhelming at first to realize all the lies that we believed without question.
But you are young, and have not started a family yet so you are lucky! Take it one day at a time. There is an abundance of information available now that your eyes have been opened to the real world.
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Oops, I gave my sister a Demon (twice)
by MeneMene infirst demon - - i sent my jw sister an email with some info about wts.
i just got a package in the mail from her.
course she disagreed with all the info but said her computer crashed right after she opened that email and she doesnt know if it can be fixed.
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love2Bworldly
LOL That is hilarious!
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Company Xmas Party
by stillajwexelder inwell i attended the company xmas party this last weekend and it was damn good, loads of fun and good people.
if jws find out and i get disfellowshipped, tough shit.
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love2Bworldly
Oh that brings back WONDERFUL memories for me. I went to my first office Christmas party when I was 21 (and I had been a goody 2 shoes Jdub for 10 years). I got drunk on champagne, danced, and had to be driven home and carried up the stairs of my apartment by my friend's boyfriend. Got disfellowshipped, and have had no regrets since!!!
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They make you think there are no good people out there.
by LynnTink inwhat a wonderful response i have received from my last (which was my first post) post from everyone here.
the one thing that was drilled into my head was that you can not trust anyone that is not a jw.
i had only one worldly friend since high school and she has been there for me thru everything.
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love2Bworldly
I would like to add, that they make you believe your non-JW relatives are evil also. It feels great that I can celebrate holidays and keep in touch with my family members and it does not hinge on their religious beliefs. And no one is thinking that I'm an evil person because I don't live up to JW standards, they think I'm a good person because I try to be.
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Jehovah Bus
by Wordly Andre inyesterday while driving back from christmas shopping, i saw a large bus like one of those tour buses, it said something on the side but it was in spanish, but i saw that it said jehovah, i asked my wife to translate and she said its says: " find jehovah while you still can" i was like what the hell???
spanish congergation is really out there with their own bus and all.
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love2Bworldly
I stopped to talk to a lady once in my city that had a huge placard that mentioned Jehovah among other things--I thought she was a disgruntled exJW. After talking to her, she was not a Witness at all but was very upset with her church, I don't remember the name of her church.
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What's the most stupid comment a JW told you?
by JH ini remember when i was new in the "troof", i was walking in a mall and a jw window washer saw me, and asked, "what are you doing here"?.
yeah, he had a good reason to be at the mall, cause he was washing windows, but i had no business there.... i guess he thought that i was being seduced by material stuff.... and i was stupid enough, not to tell him, mind your own business fu**er....
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love2Bworldly
That Mickey Mouse and other cartoons were demonic, because animals can't talk, and Satan used a snake to talk to Eve.