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  Pope Forgives Molested Children

  by obiefernandez in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  read at http://www.theonion.com/onion3819/pope_forgives.html.

  vatican citycalling forgiveness "one of the highest virtues taught to us by jesus," pope john paul ii issued a papal decree monday absolving priest-molested children of all sin.. "though grave and terrible sins have been committed, our lord teaches us to turn the other cheek and forgive those who sin against us," said the pope, reading a prepared statement from a balcony overlooking st. peter's square.

  "that is why, despite the terrible wrongs they have committed, the church must move on and forgive these children for their misdeeds.".

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  David and B'Sheba.The Story so far.....

  by CaptainSchmideo in

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  2. friends

  ...nathan the prophet has just confronted david with his adultery with bath-sheba, and the subsequent cover-up, which resulted in the death of uriah, her husband..... ...whereas you yourself acted in secret, i, for my part, shall do this thing in front of all israel and in the front of the sun.

  david reflected for a moment, then said, i dont think so, nate ol boy.

  ysee, im the freaking king, and rank has its privileges.

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  Pope and Child Abuse-TheOnion.com

  by CaptainSchmideo in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  http://www.theonion.com/onion3819/pope_forgives.html .

  vatican citycalling forgiveness "one of the highest virtues taught to us by jesus," pope john paul ii issued a papal decree monday absolving priest-molested children of all sin.. .

  "though grave and terrible sins have been committed, our lord teaches us to turn the other cheek and forgive those who sin against us," said the pope, reading a prepared statement from a balcony overlooking st. peter's square.

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  Some Basics...

  by Frenchy in

  1. social
  2. humour

  okay, it appears that some of you are venturing forth onto the literary scene.

  i feel it my obligation to present to you a few basic faux pas that should be avoided if you are going to survive in this very volatile environment.

  today, the emphasis is on being politically correct.

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  Challenges Facing us in the New System

  by stevieb in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  from time to time some of us may have wondered about the amount of work that we will have to do restoring the post-armageddon world into a paradise.

  think of all that construction and all that clearing up!

  how long is it going to take?.

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  THE END is no longer...

  by Martini in

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  2. friends

  ...at the tip of my tongue!.

  question:.

  i know we are not into end time dates anymore.however suppose you are in your.

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  Whats your goals:

  by jelly in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just as a way to get a dialog started what do you people consider you 2 most important goals: one can be thoecratic and the other more pragmatic.

  for example mine would be to (1) make all the meetings, ( sometimes i dont wake up on sundays until 5 or 6 pm) (2) get into better shape.

  jelly isnt just a nickname its a description.

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  Donation Arrangement

  by Frenchy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am curious as to how many of you are completely comfortable with the 'new' donation arrangement.

  (okay, i know it's not new anymore but...) do you prefer it over the old way?

  (i'd like to leave these two magazines with you for a contribution of fifty cents).

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  Would you listen to a rumour?

  by Simon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  remember that article brothers?we have been up and running for less than a week and already have had accusations of apostacy bandied about.please stop and think before you make a serious allegation like this.

  imagine the hurt it would cause to a genuine brother if it wasn't true.this doesn't mean that we should let our guard down against those who would try and disrupt things or cause divisions amongst us but i'm sure these poeple would like nothing more than to see us fall out with each other.some of these rumours have been spread by members of other boards or people pretending to be them.just be on your guard to this sort of activity and help us by not passing on unfounded accusations.thank you.

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  Welcome !

  by Simon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  welcome to the newest jehovah's witness discussion forum on the net.. please register so that you can post to the forum and turn this into a welcoming place for other brothers and sisters online

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