Since the actuality is that SATAN is the reason for bad weather.
Or that is what the DO said at yesterday's Circuit Assembly.
We have had two days of really severe ice and snow in a locale that is not really prepared to deal with this type of weather.
It almost looked like they would have to (shudder) CANCEL the Assembly!
But, of course, they had it anyway. Brothers in suits and ties shoveling ice off of the sidewalks, no theocratic inspiration to rent a snowplow and clear the parking lot (making the walk from the car and interesting Dance with Death), and general pats on the back all around to the local yokels who were "spiritual" enough to make it, while the ones from 150 miles away decided not to risk property destruction and / or a lonely death in a frozen ditch were slightly chided for not doing so.
And Fred (a-hole) Cua makes the comment on the stage that "Satan tried to discourage us with a few snowflakes, but we all showed him that we were stronger than that!"
Side note: Cua used to be the CO in my area. I thought he was the worst, most discouraging CO I had ever seen. He thinks he is a comedian, and apparently many people in the audience think he is as well. He rushes through scripture reading, almost reads it sarcastically, just so he can get back to the more important text of the outline.
And so, of course, he is now promoted to DO.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here...