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  Human hair balls

  by kls in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  for all of you that have family pets ,did ya ever wonder how much animal hair you drink,swollow.

  in the morning i pour my coffee and have to check for dog hair floating and there is always dog hair floating, i try to pick it out but wonder ,did i get it or is it now floating somewhere is my cup .

  even eating ,do you ever wonder how much of your animal 's hair you have injested through out the day?.

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  *** Adds a new entry in my Book of Common Sense ***

  i think i was even more embarassed when matt gave me this look and said, What the hell? I wasn't serious --------!........then he just started laughing at me.

  luv, kitty
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  Human hair balls

  by kls in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  for all of you that have family pets ,did ya ever wonder how much animal hair you drink,swollow.

  in the morning i pour my coffee and have to check for dog hair floating and there is always dog hair floating, i try to pick it out but wonder ,did i get it or is it now floating somewhere is my cup .

  even eating ,do you ever wonder how much of your animal 's hair you have injested through out the day?.

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  this reminds me of the dumbest thing i think i ever did. i got my cat that i have now from a shelter. so i've always given him lots of love and kisses. so i'm sitting on the couch the other day, cooing and hugging my kitty...and matt pipes up, Why don't you lick him like a momma kitty would?.....

  Hmmmmmm...

  **lick**..........AAAAACCKKK...**coughcough**.....HAAAACCKK!!!!!!!!!!!

  humans are not meant to be momma kitties....

  luv, kitty
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  my mother...

  by kittyeatzjdubs in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ah yes...my mother...how do i even start?..

  see, my mom didn't talk to me for about 4 months after she kicked me out and i moved in with matt.

  then about 3 weeks ago, just out of the blue, she calls me at work to tell me that one of the girls that worked in the office at the college she's attending had a miscarriage.

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  So is this company claiming her "pay" as a business expense on their taxes? Isn't that fraud?

  see, that's just the thing. the way it's listed, it's legal. it's my dad's store, so technically he can give her any title he wants too. so she is formally known as the company babysitter.........BUT!....that was fine and dandy back when my niece and nephew were like 2 and 3, but now my nephew lives in florida and my niece is in the 4TH GRADE!!!!!!!!

  it's insane!!!!

  luv, kitty
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  I Love and Hate my Controlling Mother!

  by whyamihere in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  did anyone ever have a over controlling mother?.

  my mother was so bad and needed everyone to do it her way.

  gave you the silent treatment when she was mad at you.

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  i think we have the same mothers!!

  haha...

  i know how u feel...i would say it'll get better, but i can't b/c i don't know...so i'll just give u love for now.

  ((((brooke))))

  luv, kitty
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  my mother...

  by kittyeatzjdubs in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ah yes...my mother...how do i even start?..

  see, my mom didn't talk to me for about 4 months after she kicked me out and i moved in with matt.

  then about 3 weeks ago, just out of the blue, she calls me at work to tell me that one of the girls that worked in the office at the college she's attending had a miscarriage.

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  thanks for being so understanding and caring guys...it's funny that the borg describes the world as cold and heartless...so far all my experiences have been warm and full of love... and the borg was antartica

  she drained me emotionally too talesin...i was severly depressed for 3 years and no one knew why, except me...

  but it's ok now!

  luv, kitty
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  my mother...

  by kittyeatzjdubs in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ah yes...my mother...how do i even start?..

  see, my mom didn't talk to me for about 4 months after she kicked me out and i moved in with matt.

  then about 3 weeks ago, just out of the blue, she calls me at work to tell me that one of the girls that worked in the office at the college she's attending had a miscarriage.

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  ah yes...my mother...how do i even start?.....well for one, she's a hardcore jdub. so that should give u more than enough insight. matt and i were sitting around drinking wine last night and talking...then he said, Did u'r mom ever mail u that check?...

  See, my mom didn't talk to me for about 4 months after she kicked me out and I moved in with matt. then about 3 weeks ago, just out of the blue, she calls me at work to tell me that one of the girls that worked in the office at the college she's attending had a miscarriage. i figure the only reason she called me about this is b/c i had worked w/ the girl at a previous job. so she asked if i wanted to go halfsies on some flowers. she said that if i went ahead and ordered them, she'd send me a check in the mail. so being the imbecile that i am, i said yes. i let her know that i wouldn't get around to ordering them until the end of the week, b/c that's when i get paid. so wouldn't u know it...that entire week, she's calling me on my lunch break, checking up on me, seeing how i'm doing, blahblahblah. i thought we were well on our way to a mended relationship....UNTIL....i called her to let her know i had ordered the flowers...didn't hear from her once after that. so i was at the clinic this morning b4 work getting my birth control. and who do i see through the window walking down the sidewalk?...dear ol' mom. so i ran out and was like Hey!! and of course she gave me the look that us dsf'd ones are so familiar with the lovely blank stare. she asked what i was doing there and i said getting my birth control. then she comes back with, OH! That's REEEAAAL good! Just let the whole world know that you're sleeping around!!!....so being as how i have little to no patience when it comes to this woman, i just looked her dead in the face and said, Where's my money?....she just started stumbling around...Ummm...Errrrr...i've been short on cash...ummmm....So i said whatever and went back inside.

  here's the deal......she owes me....**drumroll**........$20 FRIGGIN' DOLLARS!!!!!! THAT'S IT........ and here's the other thing that i have never ever understood. she never has money!!! and i don't understand this b/c my father who she's been divorced from for 8 years, pays the rent on her apartment ($900)...the note for her toyota 4-runner ( ?$?)....she's on his insurance (doesn't work for his company)....she's on the payroll (DOESN'T WORK FOR HIS COMPANY)...AND HE PAYS FOR HER COLLEGE TUITION!!!!!!!!! HOW DOES SHE NOT HAVE $20 DOLLARS?????

  is it just me or do all jdub mothers seem to want to suck the life and energy out of their families?

  luv, kitty (of the i don't have a mommy, just a biological mother class)
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  Jehovah's Witnesses code of dress.

  by onlyme in

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  2. friends

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  could anyone confirm or deny if the sisters code of dress still prohibits the wearing of trousers?.

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  I feel that it has a lot to do with who u know, and where u are. i grew up in mississippi and if u've ever been here in the summer...u know what i'm talking about. anything was fine as long as it was at the knee or below it and no cleavage. we could even wear sandals. i remember at one assembly in '94, my sister who had just moved out of the house to serve where the need was greater, wore fishnet stockings. keep in mind she was a PIONEER in very good standing. no one said anything to her about it. luckily, i took after my sister as far as being style conscious and never gave in to the floral patterned ankle length skirts. i wore whatever was in style at the time, except for miniskirts and got away with it. i think it was because my mom was best friends with all the elders wives, that we never caught any grief for the way we dressed.

  when i would go to assemblies and walk around in high heels at the age of 16 and a hot little dress...i would thank my lucky stars everytime i saw some poor girl, same age as me, in u'r usual jdub garb, pantyhose, and flats. **whew!**

  luv, kitty
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  Why do they walk so slowly?

  by helios in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have only to turn into any road or street and if there are any jws operating within my area of vision i can pick them out.. it may only be something that occurs in uk but they actually walk at half speed.

  yet if i see any local jw in the town shopping they fly along, except the very old ones.

  we are in the end of the end time.

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  because they're human. it's not natural to be possesed by some kind of joy to walk to a strangers house to give them a message that u know is crap...or at least should know.

  that's why i always wanted to laugh when i would be at the meetings and pioneers would give experiences of how the ministry filled them with such joy and whatever.

  luv, kitty
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  idiots who scream you're wrong when you're not--road rage

  by rebel8 in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  besides my desire to hit 700 posts before noon (est) and a general base appeal for validation and attention (heee, hee), i would like to vent about something that just happened.. i was at an intersection with another vehicle.

  he was in the left turn only lane (conveniently located on the left); i was in the lane very clearly marked as left or right turn only (conveniently located to the right of the other driver)...meaning i have the option of turning right or left, right?

  so the light turns green and we both turn left.

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  I just love it when people driving see a cop and they slam on the brakes even thou all are doing the speed limit

  kls, u just touched on my major driving pet peeve...although mine is a tad different...

  memphis is already rated to have the #1 worst drivers in the country. i have to deal with them every morning and evening. what pisses me off is when i'm on the interstate and there's a cop all the way on the other side and people will slam on the brakes and slow to like 35 mph.....now keep in mind.....THERE'S A FRIGGIN' CONCRETE WALL BETWEEN U AND THE COP!!!! I MEAN JESUS!!! WHAT'S HE GONNA DO??? BUST THROUGH THE WALL TO GIVE U'R SORRY ARSE A TICKET???!!!!

  i hate memphis.

  luv, kitty
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  Service Meeting Week Starting May 16, 2005

  by TheListener in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  song 201.

  10 min: local announcements.

  remind all that the schedule and questions for the book study considration of keep on the watch!

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  By the way the Feb. 2005 publisher total for the U.S. is : 984,747 with 1,441 baptized.

  FDS must be worried about this one. Sure, they have almost a million recorded members...but how many are actually active out of that number?....and with only 1,441 baptized....how many out of that number are active?....

  it reminds me of a looney tunes cartoon that i saw once when i was little. Sylvester the cat was hanging off the edge of a building by one hand. Tweety came up and slowly started lifting his fingers one by one singing, This lil' piggy went to market...., until he only had one finger left. and it's pretty obvious what happened after that.

  so i guess it won't be long until the FDS goes .....wee wee wee all the way home...

  luv, kitty