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  Weird Illusion

  by JH in

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  that's cool!

  it works if you cross your eyes slightly too!

  luv, jojo
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  Would you???

  by BlessedStar in

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  you've heard about jesus.. you've choosen to believe or not to believe.. you've accepted jesus or you haven't.. let's say jesus came down now for his people.what would you do or say to jesus if you now know he is true?

  (keeping in mind that god is the judge and some people will go to heaven and most will burn in hell!!).

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  i'd ask him to turn my bottle of water into wine

  and everything that AA said. hit it right on the nail dude!

  luv, jojo
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  Elder Horror Stories

  by Saoirse in

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  ozzie suggested we get all these stories together so i started a new thread.

  post yours here!.

  i have a friend that hasn't been to a meeting in over a year.

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  when i was appointed a MS at 18:

  elder: "you know tetrapod, this is a serious matter. appointment is by holy spirit only. have you had any problems with masturbation?"

  ROFLAMO @ tetra!!! you should have said, ''no, it's been working pretty good so far.''

  in one of my numerous judicial committees, i was having to relate EVERYTHING i did with a guy that i snuck into my room one night. i glance over at one of the elders, and i sh!t you not...he was RUBBING HIS CROTCH!!!! i was so taken aback that i just quit talking and stared at him........he didn't even stop

  luv, jojo of the there's more but i gotta work class
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  the lyrics were all chosen, way back at a quarter to one.

  by tetrapod.sapien in

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  2. friends

  they asked: .

  who is it that should die in the end?.

  it's the poet for sure.

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  eh....i'm a little slow....i don't get it...

  explanation please?

  luv, jojo
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  blonde, ok and brunette jokes if you know any

  by Spectrum in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a guy walked into a bar with a crocodile and announced to everybody, "i bet you $10 that i can get the croc to open its mouth put my head in then withdraw it without losing my head.

  any takers?

  on getting some bets in, he took a heavy glass ashtray wacked the croc on it's head with full force, the croc opened it's mouth the guy put his head in and withdrew it safely.

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  
  A blonde is walking to her other blonde friends house. Her friend is in the driveway blowing into the exhaust pipe on her dad's car. She asks her what she is doing.

  ''Well i ran into this car in a parking lot and my dad is going to kill me if i give his car back to him with a dent in it. I went to a body shop but it was so expensive! The guys that worked there were real nice though. They told me that if i blow into the exhaust pipe, it'll pop the dent out. I don't know if it's going to work though....i've been blowing on this thing for over an hour and nothing has happened yet.''

  So her friend looks over at the car and starts to laugh. She then points out...

  ''Silly! Of course it won't work! The windows are rolled down!''

  Dur....

  luv, jojo
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  My Dad died this evening

  by Mulan in

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  2. friends

  i thought i would let you know that my dad, passed away a little while ago, tonight, january 23. they called me at 6pm to tell me.

  he had been failing rapidly for the past month, and had completely lost his hearing and was totally blind.

  the dementia was extreme too, and he still knew me on thursday, but didn't wake up to know me in the following days.

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  (((((((mulan and family)))))))

  i don't know what i would do if i lost my father.

  you and your family will be in my thoughts today.

  love, jojo
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  Do you kiss your dog?

  by AK - Jeff in

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  and is it just a peck or a nice wet one on the nose?.

  jeff [of the i am bored tonight class]

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  yep...i get big wet bassett hound kisses and puppy face licks

  my kitty likes kisses too

  luv, jojo
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  Advice needed on starting own business...

  by kittyeatzjdubs in

  1. jw
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  the more me and matt go to work at our respective jobs, the more we seem to fantasize about having our own business.

  how hard is it exactly to get started?

  and what are good businesses to run from home?

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  thanks for the suggestions guys! i'll have to look over them all when i get home. i've been covering for 3 people for the past 3 weeks....i don't even have time to scratch my arse. gives you an idea of why i want to work from home...

  luv, jojo
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  Advice needed on starting own business...

  by kittyeatzjdubs in

  1. jw
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  the more me and matt go to work at our respective jobs, the more we seem to fantasize about having our own business.

  how hard is it exactly to get started?

  and what are good businesses to run from home?

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  The more me and matt go to work at our respective jobs, the more we seem to fantasize about having our own business. How hard is it exactly to get started? And what are good businesses to run from home? He's good as far as art goes, and I'm pretty computer savvy. Neither one of us have a college degree, but I don't see why that should stop us.

  Any ideas? Help? Advice?

  luv, jojo
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  WE WON

  by JeffT in

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  first time ever the seahawks are going to the superbowl.

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  kittyeatzjdubs

  
  i think it's great...matt told all the guys in the warehouse...''seattle seahawks baby!'' they all told him he was nuts...

  he'll be collecting his $200 today

  luv, jojo