I would have done a lot of things but life did not afford the opportunity. If you beleived the rumors after I left you'd think I owned a distillery, had a harem, invented tobbacco and generally led the world in behavior "unbecoming of a christian". But alas, my stint with smoking lasted about four months, married the same person I'd been dating in highschool and never likedb any booze. Life has been a great adventure, however. One forbidden fruit I did taste was politics. I became very active while majoring in Political Science in college, but found it to be too distasteful and concluded it would destroy my integrity as it seems to have most others that engage in the partisan arena.
Can't say too much about any "naughty" stuff! Don't want to give you the wrong impression. We "elders" have to talk the talk, you know!!
carmel