MidwichCuckoo

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  highdose has swine flu...needs cheering up

  by highdose in

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  anyone help?.

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  Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
  Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'
  Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
  Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement. Dad says, 'so what are you watching?' Billy says, 'Wimbledon'. A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, 'I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.'
  He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
  Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!'
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  Does anyone have any ideas or suggestions regarding "attention seekers"?

  by BonaFide in

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  we all love it when people pay attention to us or our opinions.

  but what i am talking about is people who crave and force attention from others.

  not just people who talk a lot, but those that force everyone around them to focus on them and them only.. in one of my classes there is a woman who raises her hand to ask a question, but never really has a question to ask.

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  To be fair Isaac - as a real JW, if I'd have accidently stumbled upon this site, I'd have just smirked to myself knowing it to be false and clicked out (and felt superior). And, I think, that's what 'real' JWs do now. They don't need to be 'warned away' by a WT wannabe victim - the WT already does that.
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  Does anyone have any ideas or suggestions regarding "attention seekers"?

  by BonaFide in

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  we all love it when people pay attention to us or our opinions.

  but what i am talking about is people who crave and force attention from others.

  not just people who talk a lot, but those that force everyone around them to focus on them and them only.. in one of my classes there is a woman who raises her hand to ask a question, but never really has a question to ask.

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  I wouldn't be on here if the site didn't call itself Jw.net so many people find it by accident

  If you were looking to buy confectionary over the internet, and came across a site called, 'RockHardCandy.com', then upon clicking on it discovered it was a porn site, would you be disgusted and leave? Or would you register, stay and argue with everyone on forum forgetting about your original confectionary order? There are PRO JW sites, which, of course, do not allow members to have differing views to the WT.
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  Have any of you had the experience of listening to a Witness' sad story, and not being able to tell them, ITS BECAUSE YOU ARE IN A CULT!?

  by BonaFide in

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  tonight i went out with some witnesses for coffee.

  one is an elder, and the others are pioneers, etc.

  two of them had a sad story of how other elders had treated them lately, and one talked about how the elders in her hall won't give her any assignments.

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  You will not be able to serve two masters forever

  Oh the irony, lololol.
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  I'm celebrating 1yr on the Forum TODAY!!!!!

  by Newborn in

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  dear all,.

  thank you for being my friends, for all support, love and fun this year.. i can honestly say it's been the best year of my life since leaving the org!!.

  hugs to ya'll - a bientot.

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  Happy 'Anniversary' Newborn
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  ...People who "Pretend to be Jehovah`s Witness`s"...

  by OUTLAW in

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  jwn is thought provoking!..

  this board is a very interesting place to be.....if you are a jw.....were a jw.....are thinking of becoming a jw.....like jw`s.....hate jw`s.....or..like pretending to be a jw..lol!!.

  "pretending to be a jw",will be the subject for this thread... we have aready met people on this board,who have no problem pretending to be jehovah`s witness`s and support the wbt$......but..have no interest in following the wbt$..or.. doing any of the hard work it takes to be a jehovah`s witness... i have met people like this,in real life... have you ever met people in "real life" that:.

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  Anyone who pretends to be a JW is aiming pretty low, lol.
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  Inability to take hints

  by rebel8 in

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  when people would say, "i don't understand your beliefs on dfing," or, "i don't understand your beliefs on the end times calculations," (even after these were explained)....i used to think i'm just smarter than them.. now i realize they comprehended it just fine but were trying to say, "i don't agree with you," in a softer way.when people would say, "i'm too busy to talk to you right now," i thought that was an invitation to return.. now i realize they were trying to say, "please go away and don't come back," in a softer way.

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  Isaac - midwichcuckoo, that is what her words have conveyed, probably an inadvertant admission on her part

  Oh yes, lol
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  Blinders Are Really Starting to Come Off Hubby!!!

  by cognac in

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  it actually all started a bit stronger when mj died.

  he loves his music and curiousity got the better of him and he started to google everything about him and jws.

  he was also watching a lot of youtube videos.

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  A result Cognac
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  Inability to take hints

  by rebel8 in

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  when people would say, "i don't understand your beliefs on dfing," or, "i don't understand your beliefs on the end times calculations," (even after these were explained)....i used to think i'm just smarter than them.. now i realize they comprehended it just fine but were trying to say, "i don't agree with you," in a softer way.when people would say, "i'm too busy to talk to you right now," i thought that was an invitation to return.. now i realize they were trying to say, "please go away and don't come back," in a softer way.

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  Isaac - maybe reniaa is saying she'd rather 'converse' with ex JWs, as she can learn more and we are more interesting than current JWs (who are, basically, brain dead).
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  What's the Watchtower's position on new members who are divorced?

  by Whymse in

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  2. beliefs

  if a new member was married and divorced for reasons other then adultery, then they got remarried.

  and later on during their second marriage they became a witness, how would the watchtower think.

  about their marital status?

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  Welcome Whymse - whatever you do/did before becoming a JW is irrelevant. So a second marriage should not be questioned.