Nice, Elsie. Your thread is circling the drain. Plunger, anyone?
Posts by Sith
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Do you ever weigh yourself before and after you use the toilet?
by Elsewhere in.
it can be very entertaining to see how much you, well, "lost".
(it also helps if you have a digital scale that can measure fractions of a pound)
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Smurf away
by damselfly inas a wee damselfly in the late 70's/early 80's i loved the smurfs!
i watched the show and had the coloring book and the little plastic figures.
then some jw kid had a nightmare, it was taken as demonism and my smurfs were taken away!
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Sith
"Does anyone else have anything similiar that they were denied as a kid, but now enjoy ?"
I really like self-abuse -
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Wasn't the world .....
by loosie insuppossed to end today?
lol i would have posted on the panic or clap 5 5 5 5 5 thread, but i wasn't able to find it.
did it get deleted?.
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Sith
Actually, JGraves amended it to a "window"...between the 9th and 11th. Hope you all have some fingernails left...there's a whole lot of chewing to do.
On a side note: Netty can hear HL's husband snoring. Hmmmmmmm...interesting -
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jehovahs witnesses
by user18 inthe religion doesnt make sense at all.
they believe that adam and eve sinned which resulted in death and human inperfection.
but obiviously adam and eve were'nt meant to sin and if they didnt sin and they had obeyed god.
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Sith
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. He's Jehovah, right? He's GOD. We are his children, always his children, never to grow up and be independent and learn to reason and think and make decisions. We are lucky He cares about us.
Damn, I wish I could learn to love my slave-master...the one who holds the power of life and/or death over my head. Please Jehovah, change my heart.
Oh wait! I said that prayer for 22 years. What's the chance of it working now? -
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50 years from now, How will The Watchtower Change?
by VM44 indo you think that the watchtower organisation will still be in existence 50 years from now?.
if it is still around, will there still be thousands left of the annoited, partaking each year at the memorial?.
how will the watchtower have to change in the next half century?
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Sith
144001, I'm smoking the same pipe
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jehovahs witnesses
by user18 inthe religion doesnt make sense at all.
they believe that adam and eve sinned which resulted in death and human inperfection.
but obiviously adam and eve were'nt meant to sin and if they didnt sin and they had obeyed god.
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Sith
We all have free will, but we will be murdered by God for using it. Freedom ain't so free
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jehovahs witnesses
by user18 inthe religion doesnt make sense at all.
they believe that adam and eve sinned which resulted in death and human inperfection.
but obiviously adam and eve were'nt meant to sin and if they didnt sin and they had obeyed god.
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Sith
There is no explanation. The JW view of life makes absolutely no sense. That's why many of us are ex-JWs. We learned to think and question
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nonsensical quotes
by colorado5591 in.
to give somebody yourlove, is to give someone, yourself, responsibility .
what's your favorite quotes.........
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Sith
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...but a hand in the bush is better
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are JWs allowed to shave in the under regions?
by tsunami_rid3r injust curious, since they control how we dress, how we're suppose to fuck, how we act.
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Sith
I don't think shaving each other's nether regions is allowed, although it's a lot more fun
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Top 9 reasons beards are bad.
by grissom intop 9 reasons beards are bad:.
9. we don't need tiredness defined as the inability .
to run a razor across our faces.. .
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Sith
The number 1 reason to grow a beard:
You don't look like a member of the Borg anymore
Grissom...you watch WAY too much TV. Dosn't the WTBTS frown upon that?