Okay, it has been years since I cared about what a Mormon does or says. So to even question their beliefs and wonder what they mean, has been no interest to me. Yet when I am watching something that should not even be about religion and they mention something that makes me wonder, I have to ask. So here is how I come to be talking about Mormons in this post and I know it is odd. I was sitting watching television the other day and a South Park episode comes on and it is about a Mormon family moving to town and acting all loving and such. In so doing they are telling the story about Joseph Smith and how he came about to find the book of Mormons and to by surprise they got their fact pretty close from online research and I wanted to do this in kind of a, "did you know?" format as it did not know of remember this all.
Did you know that Joseph Smith, whom I will henceforth refer to as JS, said that American Indians were all white and were cursed to become red skin? Hello, ever study the Mayan or Aztecs? Not exactly the correct info there.
Did you know that JS claimed he had gold tablets with the book of Mormons on it and when he red it he had two seer stones, and in order to translate it to another man he placed the stones in a hate and shoved his head in and read the words? I nearly died laughing at that part. I am going to see if my Yankees cap will enhance the reading of the newspaper into some holy recording.
Did you know that when that man came home to his wife with the information JS read from the hate, his wife put the papers away and told her husband to return to JS and see if he could say the same things. Because after all if it was a holy writing it would, right? When JS was challenged to this he said God told him no and so he did not do this and said he would now translate a new book? Shouldn't this have been a warning sign, come on, is that really a faith builder? Made me think of Monty Python.
Did you know, that JS said the Garden of Eden was in Jackson County, MO (that's right, the USA), even though all science has proven that life started in the African area and most religions teach this as well? Makes me wonder about the Mormons facts in teaching normal education at BYU.
Wow! Just floored me when I heard it on South Park and I went to a Mormon at work and had to ask. Sure enough, it's all true. All hail Stan, Kyle and Kenny ... Screw Cartman! I just wish someone would have shown Mormons leading an angry mob to Southern Utah to kill Kenny. I know they are in Colorado, but that is a reference to something else the Mormons did. They do have happy families though.