my dog's fur after being groomed
the smell of honeysuckle
knives and swords
neon lights
Long Island iced teas
optical illusions
the stickiest of the ickey
driving through the country while stoned
a fat line of...
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sonnyboy
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Question About The Religion
by ImACatholic injehovah's witnesses do not believe or teach some of the very basic tenets of christian doctrine.
1. the trinity.
2. the omnipresence of god.
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sonnyboy
Yeah, what is your question?
I'm not sure whether I'm agnostic or atheist, but I definitely don't believe in your god.
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The Office
by JW83 inwhy oh why has american tv made its own version of this brilliant british series?!
it's like cracker all over again!
can't americans understand the accent?
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sonnyboy
I've never heard of it. I guess the US version didn't go very well.
I just recently discovered that Three's Company was also a British rip-off. The pilot episode was nearly identical to the British version.
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Field service horror/humor stories.
by sonnyboy inthis has probably been done before, but has anyone had any scary or funny things happen to them during field service?
i used to go door-to-door with the most obnoxious elder in the world.
if we approached a house, saw signs of life, but they didn't answer the door, he'd actually go around and knock on their windows!
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sonnyboy
This has probably been done before, but has anyone had any scary or funny things happen to them during field service?
I used to go door-to-door with the most obnoxious elder in the world. If we approached a house, saw signs of life, but they didn't answer the door, he'd actually go around and knock on their windows! We once came upon a house with the kitchen lights on. When we knocked on the door, the light went out and all was quiet. This kook went around to their living room window and cupped his hands around the glass so he could see inside. He then hollered, "I see you in there. Would you like to talk to us?" I nearly said, "Holy sh*t" out loud.
A rather robust man then flew from the front door with a baseball bat and literally chased us from the yard! The stubborn elder had the nerve to drop his Watchtower in the front yard before getting in the car and said, "You may want to take a look at that. It has an article on anger management." I thought the dude was going to bash in our windows after that remark, but the wheel man was ready. We managed to escape and seek out our next victim.
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"Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose."
by Scully inyoda
: premonitions, premonitions.
hmmmm, these visions you have... .
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sonnyboy
At least the JWs are allowed to get married. Jedi can't have sex at all!
I always wondered if any of them opted to get neutered.
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Jehovah would like to know: How am I doing? Mark Him on His performance
by frankiespeakin in(tongue in cheek).
the jehovah of the ot has left us a record of his dealings(myths) and would like you to grade him on his qualities such as: goodness, kindness, love, omnipotence, omniscience, as well as negative aspects of his personal qualities like anger, rage, revenge, and lack of compassion and indifference to the suffering of others.
jehovah asks that you please be truthful, and take a good look at his performance as god almighty in the ot, and don't hold back what you really think, he promises not to retaliate, or hold a grudge(fingers crossed).
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sonnyboy
This is too easy.
Goodness, Kindness, Love, Omnipotence, Omniscience
F - He had to change his major to a study of interest.
Anger, Rage, Revenge, and Lack of Compassion and Indifference to the Suffering of others
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Does watchtower society support any charity??
by Podiatrist injust wondering, do you know of any?
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sonnyboy
I made a similar thread a few days ago, and nearly everyone said that any donations or profits go directly to the WTBTS for more publications or...whatever. They seem to disregard the fact that we have to survive in 'this' world, not simply strive for some kingdom that will most likely never exist. They live in a fantasy land. Let's call it Exclusionia.
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Please, someone explain
by free2beme inwhy is it that everytime you see a truck that is lifted, driving down the road or parked, it is driven or owned by a really short man.
has anyone else ever noticed this, that short men liked lifted trucks?
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sonnyboy
Hmm, what does that say about the guy who drives an AMC Gremlin..?
Good question. What about the guy who drives a Mustang?
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embarassing things you did as a child...
by candidlynuts inok spill it... its good for you..let it all out.. tell us..what embarassing things did you do as a kid?.
i have many many many many stories.. ( you dont think i got this disfunctional easily did you?
lol).
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sonnyboy
I've done too many embarrassing things to pick just one, but I can tell you the most embarrasing thing I witnessed.
In the ninth grade an obnoxious boy went up to the teacher's desk to ask her a question. He was wearing a loose pair of gym-type shorts....you know where this is going.
A guy sitting directly behind him grabbed his shorts, including his underwear, and yanked them down to his knees. Everyone in the room was in hysterics, including the teacher! She was still laughing uncontrollably when she sent the shanker to the principal's office.
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Please, someone explain
by free2beme inwhy is it that everytime you see a truck that is lifted, driving down the road or parked, it is driven or owned by a really short man.
has anyone else ever noticed this, that short men liked lifted trucks?
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sonnyboy
I haven't noticed that, but I have noticed that a lot of really BIG people drive little teenie cars.
Maybe the cars people buy reflect who they want to be?