Posts by colorado5591

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thumbs up to......

by desbah in

...getting a puppy.

...having a full take of gas.

...payday.

Sleeping late
good coffee
driving fast
green lights
finding forgotten money in a coat pocket
learning from mistakes
good hair days
cold beer on a hot day
finding your soulmate
multiple orgasms
laughing and crying at the same time

and last but not least....

going to the Burger King drive through with your free stuff you won on the Star Wars game pieces and they forget to ask you to hand em over

that last one is gonna make me rich someday, I can feel it! Stick it to the man!

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a silly joke to share....

by PaulJ in

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mr tortoise is walking down the street when he is mugged by a gang of snails.. the police interview mr tortoise after the attack and ask him if he could describe his assailants.. "im afraid not" said mr tortoise, "it all happened so fast............".

its old and silly, but it still makes me laugh....

colorado5591

....As told by my cousin.....

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

I demand that you laugh uncontrollably in 5 4 3 2 1....

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So i'm at the meeting tonight......or what's weak this week

by JV in

jw
friends

where to start my rant and rave?

oh where to start, let me see......hmmm.............. well during the school we had the typical fare, i'm sure you're all familiar with it, the " can you do more???

" talk.

colorado5591

I think douchebagginess comes after the assimilation and elderfication. Those who are already douchelike upon being knighted elder climb the ranks faster.

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car pool?

by carla in

how does the car pool thing work with someone who is going for the first time?

he claims it is with two guys.

i have seen otherwise on many boards.

colorado5591

I think it must more of a guideline because I auxpio'd in a certain nameless congregation in California and was occasionally paired with the congregation hottie or his equally hot brother... licks her chops and reminisces upon those days of innocence.

What really struck me as different because they had already had an issue of 2 single persons who got naughty on the sly when they were supposed to be on the street...

You know who I refer to, don't you, Monkeyprincess.......

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Would you go?

by Mysterious in

jw
friends

would you go to a funeral at a kingdom hall?

would it have to be someone that is very close family or just an acquaintance?.

i dont know that jw funerals really off ther much closer and point blank i can not think of a single person i would go to the hall for.

colorado5591

I was graciously allowed to go to my fathers funeral the KH. Even if the elders made a stink, I'd have gone anyways. I don't think Ill be welcomed back soon tho... My mom says I can't go to her wedding unless I am reinstated. No biggie, I missed the first one she had to my dad, maybe I can crash the reception with my brother IP_SEC

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WTS Recognizes that Millions have Left the Faith

by Bluegrass Tom in

at the portland maine district convention that was held this past weekend, brother buck from brooklyn bethel gave the last talk on sunday.

in this talk he mentioned the "millions of people that have left" in the recent past.

he also mentioned them in the concluding prayer.

colorado5591

you are my brother and I love you but....phook ewe, one more comment and i will but my real buttlocks on the net and yet again shame our family name.

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WTS Recognizes that Millions have Left the Faith

by Bluegrass Tom in

at the portland maine district convention that was held this past weekend, brother buck from brooklyn bethel gave the last talk on sunday.

in this talk he mentioned the "millions of people that have left" in the recent past.

he also mentioned them in the concluding prayer.

colorado5591

Dang that f-ing funny! What an awesome prayer! I don't think I would have been able to maintain any semblance of composure. I would have set off some chain reaction laughter. I used to cough on purpose during meetings and prayers and count who else started coughing. Start a new topic called "things to do to alleviate prayer related boredom" I was a constant embarassment to my mother, I'm sure of it....

Twin Buttes Reservoir.....can you believe I live here?

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