Okay I changed the words around BIG TIME! But only in the sequence. I used about half of the words in that quote. Besides that, not a letter was changed. I took some liberties with punctuation, of course
"Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your problems. They feel their beliefs are most obviously inspired of God.
Jehovah's Witnesses do believe that they should be teaching Biblical truth. But they themselves are perfect, inspired, and infallible. Take them literally. When it comes to religious teachings, the Witnesses strongly endorse the course of emotional fulfillment and not mere agreement with the 'inspired Scriptures'.
Many prophecies of the Old Testament, or Hebrew Scriptures, to which they apply speculations, indicate they still await fulfillment. (Historically, they have been fulfilled. Except, all of us understand the Bible to be figurative, or symbolic.)
It is of vital importance to God that you tell more people about how they have made mistakes in all their activities. Preach this in your discussions with them: "You want to live like everyone else, to have normal physical and economic experiences? This is test of the world! Diligently consider these needed corrections to your mind. Or else!...This brochure..."
Make friends with Jehovah's Witnesses. Have you heard of holy spirit? They received accurate guidance from it 66 times!
They will not feel at all God's expressions prepared for the others (religious creeds)!
Of course they rely on welfare. They urge you to make a dedication to their organization.
cellomould
p.s.: that was a lot of work, but well worth it. Even I got more chuckles than I expected!
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke