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  What did you do as a child (or adult) to survive boredom during meetings?

  by Wasanelder Once in

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  what did you do as a child (or adult) to survive boredom during meetings?.

  as a child i remember sitting behind a sister with a pink angora sweater.

  i would pull of a bit of the lint from it and tilt my head back and place it above my lips a bit.

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  As a kid I used to just look through the bible stories book, after puberty I used to make up ever wilder, erotic fantasies about some of the girls in the congregation, and then I got into designing golf courses in the margins of the books and magazines. I would also wait with baited breath for the sister who was always on the point of hyperventilating to blow her top. You remember her Katie, thick jam jar specs, hairiest husband in the world and several crazy kids, especially one who was a serious trekkie. Mind numbingly boring...
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  I think its sad

  by Alexander in

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  i wouldn't be here wasn't it for a link on google on the moscow ban that led me here.

  i am shocked by the hatred many of you display in your posts.

  some claim that we break up marriages, yet some of the happiest couples i know are faithfull brothers and sisters.

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  Actually, as has been said, the saddest thing is that he has come on here, had his say, attempted to insult all of us here and then fucked off back to his own shitty little owrld of lies, paedophilia and foolishness. Webmaster, Administrators or whoever looks after this site. can you just delete this utter portion of wasted website? Few posts on this and other sites are so utterly without point, clarity or foreward thinking...
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  quick builds

  by loosie in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  ok was lying awake last night @ 3am wondering: when jw's build a hall in a weekend how do they get an inspectors approval so quickly?

  ( i know i need a life).

  i mean various portions need to be inspected before the next step can be built, right?

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  we had to donate jewllerey if we couldnt give all our cash due to having important things to buy like bread and water...
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  me and the deemunz

  by katiekitten in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i was lucky to have been brought up in the troof, because if i hadnt, i wouldnt have known about the demons and how they are always looking for opportunities to lead us astray by appearing as ghosties, or by making household objects float, or by getting into our house through items bought from car boot sales.. my first memories of the deemunz was quite early, say aged 5 or 6. i used to think they were at the end of the bed, and so i had to sleep with my legs curled up as tightly as possible, so they wouldnt get my toes.

  i cant even begin to think what terrible things they were going to do with my piggies, but sure as the apostles i wasnt going to give them a chance.. aged 7 or 8 i knew the deemunz were after me, because i was special.

  i was a jehobas witness.

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  Acadian. you're right. Katie is a top person with a wicked sense of humour. She's so cool she even came out on my stag night!!
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  quick builds

  by loosie in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  ok was lying awake last night @ 3am wondering: when jw's build a hall in a weekend how do they get an inspectors approval so quickly?

  ( i know i need a life).

  i mean various portions need to be inspected before the next step can be built, right?

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  i used to be on the quick build team, and all I got for my bother was a load of really expensive tools getting borrowed... permanently!!
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  me and the deemunz

  by katiekitten in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i was lucky to have been brought up in the troof, because if i hadnt, i wouldnt have known about the demons and how they are always looking for opportunities to lead us astray by appearing as ghosties, or by making household objects float, or by getting into our house through items bought from car boot sales.. my first memories of the deemunz was quite early, say aged 5 or 6. i used to think they were at the end of the bed, and so i had to sleep with my legs curled up as tightly as possible, so they wouldnt get my toes.

  i cant even begin to think what terrible things they were going to do with my piggies, but sure as the apostles i wasnt going to give them a chance.. aged 7 or 8 i knew the deemunz were after me, because i was special.

  i was a jehobas witness.

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  Katie, my dear sweet long lost friend, top bird and drinking buddy..... no I don't remember that cottage, I am considerably younger than you!! I remember the house at the bottom of that steep hill in Batley with the downstairs kitchen. Do you remember how I WAS GONNA BUY YOU THE WHOLE BACK CATALOGUE OF THE hOODOO gURUS FOR YOUR WEDDING PRESENT, AND YOU SAID THAT REALLY WASN'T A Practical gift!! (Fookin caps lock!!) Hell, at least you got out of West Yorkshire, I'm still here.... (glum) I got the chance to go to switzerland and like a **** I turned it down. What a knobber!! As for the deemunz, Jeez I was shite scared of them. I still watch dodgy films with a tiny amount of unease. In fact, never got around to watching the Exorcist or Poltergeist. How much of a little boy still am I?!! Calling out his name! My arse!
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  me and the deemunz

  by katiekitten in

  1. jw
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  i was lucky to have been brought up in the troof, because if i hadnt, i wouldnt have known about the demons and how they are always looking for opportunities to lead us astray by appearing as ghosties, or by making household objects float, or by getting into our house through items bought from car boot sales.. my first memories of the deemunz was quite early, say aged 5 or 6. i used to think they were at the end of the bed, and so i had to sleep with my legs curled up as tightly as possible, so they wouldnt get my toes.

  i cant even begin to think what terrible things they were going to do with my piggies, but sure as the apostles i wasnt going to give them a chance.. aged 7 or 8 i knew the deemunz were after me, because i was special.

  i was a jehobas witness.

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  Jeez KK, theres so much you never told us when we were young!!
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  During the CO visit

  by JH in

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  2. friends

  for those familiar with the co schedual, when during the week, does the co discuss with the other elders about inactive ones in the congregation?

  or when will the co and his wife be likely to be invited for a meal at some brothers home, or be invited to a bible study with someone?.

  starting tuesday through sunday, what's a typical co schedual?

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  As I remember it, the CO comes on Tuesday. The meeting that night is usually taken up with a session of uninhibited arse kissing followed by huge helpings of platitudes with some back stabbing by the body of elders and the CO for dessert. The following day, after having serviced the wife (missionary position obviously) leaving dirty sheets for the homeowner to sort out, he will then proceed to the field service arrangement, whereupon all those with kids will be frowned upon for being 24 seconds late and having grubby days text books. All shall go out for at least 4 hours whilst he enjoys a round of nibbles back at the house, whilst making notes on the dvd collection of said homeowner. Along to another poor saps home for what can only be described as a 5 course Sunday dinner, for which no thanks will be offered or expected, he will then proceed along with a pioneer or two to some victims home, whereupon he will then harangue that victim into attending a meeting or 10. At the evening pioneer meeting he will castigate the pioneers for not making enough time on the ministry whilst making too much money on the window cleaning round. After all, you only need $40 a week to live on. thats all he gets, the brand new car is a gift from god!! At the following evening meeting, he will enjoy another round of arse kissing, which is much needed, after all, he has been eating rich food all day, and his ringpiece is REALLY itchy. He will then proceed to bollock the congregation for not spending enough money on the kH or giving it to the Society. How can the governing body manage on a mere 4 billion a year? After all, they have overheads!! The days will carry on in much the same vein, the only differences being the table he eats you out of house and home at, and the colour of his tie. His wife will simper and giggle at every inane joke, even though she has heard them all at least 10 000 times before. Its more than her life is worth to not do so. He will then proceed to give a public talk on Sunday, invoking everyone to buy into the gash served up by the WTBTS and implore them for more money. He needs a new car soon, his is really dirty and no one has offered to wash it. After making a couple of promotions within the congregation, publishers to servants and servants to elders, all depending on how well they manipulated his ring he will then say goodbye, only pausing to comment on how the garden of the KH needs more high maintenance plants, not those unsightly flags and tarmac. Rubbing his hands in anticipation, he then proceeds to his flat for a couple of days, no doubt concentrating on rogering his doormat of a wife whilst thinking about sister Jones and her heaving bosom!! That answer it for you?
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  Live8

  by andy2tanx in

  1. social
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  what with the job i do and possibly my internal make-up, its really quite rare that i see something that i find moving.

  however, seeing bob geldof bring on the beautiful african lady who had 10 minutes left to live 20 years ago, who has now finished her agricultural degree in africa and has grown up due to live aid's efforts, i felt i had to post something here...

  so if you haven't been to www.live8live.com and signed the electronic petition then stop whatever you're doing and do it now!!!!!

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  Green Day were good, but as I sit here I am now getting blown away by The Killers straight after Snow Patrol. god I wish I was there...
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  Live8

  by andy2tanx in

  1. social
  2. current

  what with the job i do and possibly my internal make-up, its really quite rare that i see something that i find moving.

  however, seeing bob geldof bring on the beautiful african lady who had 10 minutes left to live 20 years ago, who has now finished her agricultural degree in africa and has grown up due to live aid's efforts, i felt i had to post something here...

  so if you haven't been to www.live8live.com and signed the electronic petition then stop whatever you're doing and do it now!!!!!

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  What with the job I do and possibly my internal make-up, its really quite rare that I see something that I find moving. However, seeing Bob Geldof bring on the beautiful African lady who had 10 minutes left to live 20 years ago, who has now finished her agricultural degree in Africa and has grown up due to Live Aid's efforts, I felt I had to post something here... So if you haven't been to www.live8live.com and signed the electronic petition then stop whatever you're doing and DO IT NOW!!!!!! I like a lot of people am not too sure how this will change things for the better, but if it makes one person live a better life then who are we to complain about that? So spend a minute of your time to add your name to the long list of people and lets get some pressure applied worldwide to G8. Then lets hope they take note of it.......