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  Funny things that people told you

  by greendawn in

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  tell us of some funny things that other people told you either recently or in the distant past.

  i have the following quotes: .

  how someone described his father in law to me: "he has a little moustache like charlie chaplin and a big head like the frankenstein monster.

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  I used to work for a large grocery chain. One day a woman brought back broccoli and complained that when she went to cook it she found dirt on the stem. She was gobsmacked when I informed her that broccoli grows in the ground thus a little dirt was to be expected. (where did she think it came from? the broccoli fairy?!)

  Another woman brought back a squeezable bottle of mustard complaining that no matter how hard she squeezed she couldn't get any mustard out. I unscrewed the top and removed the proctetive foil from the bottle, screwed the top back one and handed it back to her. Her friend was in tears.

  Oodles more from that place what a bunch of nuts that shopped there.

  Dams
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  Photos of Australian Snake eating kangaroo

  by misspeaches in

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  i was prompted to post this in response to the other thread about the huge snake in australia currently going... thought you might enjoy these piccys!.

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  **shudders**

  I'ma feared of snakes.

  Dams
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  So If You Could Be.....

  by Legolas in

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  so if you could be on a tv show what show would it be?

  one of the shows i would to be on is 'lost' and another is 'battlestar galactica'.

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  That would be awesome!! I hope you guys get in, you do have a much better shot then me and MissPeaches.

  Even though my plan is perfect.

  Imagine an all apostate version of any realtiy show! LMAO!! Oh that would be too much fun.

  Dams
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  Boycott Tom Cruise and his Mission Impossible 3 movie!

  by Elsewhere in

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  the church of scientology is trying to censor comedy central because of the scientology south park episode!

  please write to comedy central about the scientology episode!.

  please express support for south park and denounce the way tom cruise is trying to censor south park!

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  Tom has gone off the deep end. I have no problem not seeing this movie or any others of his ever again.

  Dams
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  Whoo hoo . . .I finally signed up

  by Woofer in

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  after a few months of lurking i decided to register.. was raised a dub all my life .

  .got married at 19 (biggg mistake) because as you know "dating is only for marriage" (obviously not for trying to get to know someone better) and was married 11 months after i met my ex-husband.

  i felt a lot of pressure from both families to get married.

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  Welcome! It's always nice to get new people.

  It's amazing how quick they are to overlook child abuse isn't it? Makes me so angry that I'm not fit to talk to but go ahead and invite an abuser over for tea.

  Congratulations on your engagement!

  Dams
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  So If You Could Be.....

  by Legolas in

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  so if you could be on a tv show what show would it be?

  one of the shows i would to be on is 'lost' and another is 'battlestar galactica'.

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  So, so excited!!!

  I would love to be part of your alternative lifestyle couple as long as you don't go into one of those scary fits of rage that some of the contestants do if we get lost...

  Oh no! I am more likely to get a giggle fit. Besides the cute locals are always around to help the ladies out right? Just need to be sure to not blow our cover.

  Dams

  *forgot a key word which made post appear obscene, sorry *
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  So If You Could Be.....

  by Legolas in

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  so if you could be on a tv show what show would it be?

  one of the shows i would to be on is 'lost' and another is 'battlestar galactica'.

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  I would also like to be on CSI (Vegas) so Grisham's new protege.

  Dams

  *edit* If my master scheme falls thru of course.
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  So If You Could Be.....

  by Legolas in

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  so if you could be on a tv show what show would it be?

  one of the shows i would to be on is 'lost' and another is 'battlestar galactica'.

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  MissPeaches scurries off to find Elsewhere for Dams...

  Sshhhhhh..now everyone will know! LOL

  Oooooo new idea We both arrange sham marriages, get the proper documents needed, leave our men and register for the show as the "alternative lifestyle" couple!! It's so crazy it could work.

  Dams
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  So If You Could Be.....

  by Legolas in

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  so if you could be on a tv show what show would it be?

  one of the shows i would to be on is 'lost' and another is 'battlestar galactica'.

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  The Amazing Race. Only they don't take Canadians so I need to arrange a sham marraige to get a green card & be able to play. Yes I given this some thought, Any takers?

  Dams
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  AVATAR FINALLY APPEARS - I HOPE!!

  by juni in

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  thanks to dams and beep, beep .

  i just sat down here now and thought i'd give it another try.

  tried both ways we discussed.

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  YAY!! I knew you could do it!

  I'm only 5' 4 so I have to move the seat forward.

  LOL! I have to wear 3 inch heels to get that far. On the upside they make my legs look fantastic.

  Dams