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  Oh no I hope the elders don't find me out!

  by misspeaches in

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  i am doing something terrible tonight .

  it is sinful indeed... .

  should the elders find out i would be dragged off to the doom room for sure.... .

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  I am SO STUMBLED by all of this! May Jehover rebuke you!!!

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  Plenty of room for all those resurrected ones !!

  by vitty in

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  i remember studying, i think it was in peace and security book, that more ppl are alive now than have ever lived in the past.. this was an answer to anyone who had doubts about how the earth would not be over populated in the new system when everyone would be resurrected.. so without the present 6 billion ppl (who would have died at armageddon) then there would be plenty of room about 1 1/2 acres each, wow, for all the survivers, 6 million (peanuts) and everyone else.. so what the truth???????

  does anyone know ????

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  then there would be plenty of room about 1 1/2 acres each,

  Filling the earth to the point of having 1 1/2 acres each! Can you imagine all the sewage? Deforestation? Where will they put all the animals? The earth would resemble one huge city - everyone would just have an above average sized lot for their home.

  That's not what's pictured in their publications when they have pictures of paradise.

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  Counting blessings - just for practice.

  by GentlyFeral in

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  ok, this is a response to andi's thread, the bad habit of being negative.

  like her, i've been told that we have more control over our outlook than we realize.

  having it phrased as a choice, though, has always pissed me off; it always sounded too much like being told to "snap out of" a deep depression.

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  An email from a current JW raised my blood pressure to 145/100 instead of the expected 165/115.

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  Witnesses have cure for cancer!

  by gumby in

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  yes- sir- e brothers and sisters......your skin cancer worries are over!

  just promise you won't tell anyone cuz we don't want just anybody benifiting.. watchtower 1913 july 1 p. 200 a cure for surface cancer .

  ..." we have recently learned of a very effective and simple remedy for cancers which show themselves on the surface of the body.

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  We have recently learned of a very effective and simple remedy for cancers which show themselves on the surface of the body.

  I have to wonder how many JWs chose to go beyond what was written, and shoved this "remedy" up their a$$es in an effort to treat colon cancer.

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  Jwitness roofing service blog overun with JW! Go make a comment! Plantseed

  by PaNiCAtTaCk in

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  here is the link.

  copy and paste and post.

  here is an actual post from a jw.

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  I got about a dozen emails from current JWs. Some of them seem to be using their real names. Should I report them to Bethel?

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  ‘DELIVERENCE AT HAND'.......... ..... 2006 District Convention

  by yesidid in

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  They're already yapping about the 2006 convention? The poor buggers haven't had a chance to recuperate from this year's indoctrination overdose!

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  Were the "Pioneers" in your hall treated with favoritism by the Elders?

  by booker-t in

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  it seems that all of the parts on the theocratic ministry school were given by the pioneers in my old hall.

  also the elders were always complemented on how "sister pioneer" is so zealous and loves jehovah.

  as if sister not pioneering hated jehovah.

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  But some times they got the sh*t end of the stick to, meaning that they pretty much had to do the business territory!

  My method of doing "business territory" was to go to a bar with a MS, drink beer, and flirt with the hot waitresses. We had our ties on so there was no problem counting our time.

  In my hall there were pioneer caste systems within the pioneers.

  Sounds like my hall. Unbaptized people were treated better than those of us not raised in the cult. Eventually I stopped pioneering™ because of my health, and my status in the hall plunged to an all time low, where people barely acknowledged my existence. Only the DF'd people were treated worse than me.

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  No topic so I will just ramble

  by joelbear in

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  i have finished 15 pieces in my pottery class so far.

  i start my next 10 classes next monday night.. i have almost finished designing a board game.

  i am going to build the prototype this weekend.. i have a shop at cafepress.com/joelbear.

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  <ramble>I'm hungry and bored, I'm tired, my cockatoo stuck his beak up my nostrils and I'm glad he didn't bite, he decimated 3 rolls of toilet paper, I'm too lazy to clean it up.</ramble>

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  What Was Your "Ministry" Like?

  by minimus in

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  jws are supposed to all be "ministers".

  actually, because of their status, they can avoid the military, perform wedding ceremonies and have the same rank as "clergyman".

  all witnesses, once baptized automatically become "ministers"........ describe what type of "minister" you were.

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  Very long, boring, and futile. A terrible waste of 20 years.

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  What was your favorite thing about being a witness?

  by dezpbem in

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  while i didn't like being a jw there were 1 or 2 good points.

  what was your favorite thing about being a jw?.

  mine was all the parties and social gatherings we had.

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  Nothing...the music is crappy too

  True, but it's very simple, and it's easy to substitute the lyrics with your own X-rated ones. W