Posts by coolhandluke

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black, black coffee

by tetrapod.sapien in

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what is it with people who live life like they bought it at a store?

like they know exactly how it is supposed to work, and they live like it too?

like it's so simple.

People love the movie fight club. Wonderful film and an even better book. There is a part of Tyler's narrative where he's describing the overgrown forests on rodeo drive as he stalks an animal and marvels at an abandoned superhighway. I smile at this all of the time. I ache for it. Nuclear holocaust; I'd hate the casualties. Nuclear holocaust; I'd love the resulting chaos. If nothing more I'd embrace the return to what is truly important: People, family, eating, sharing ideas, humanity, nature, surfing, respect. I'm with you tetra. Can I keep my leather couch?

CHL

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Tetragod vs Infamousone

by horrible life in

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tetragod vs infamousone.

both are hot.

both are strong.

coolhandluke

very tidy little behind

What are you going to do back there that it needs to be so tidy?

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Interview with God (Let's write one!)

by AlmostAtheist in

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god's been pretty quiet lately, and frankly, i think people have largely forgotten about him.

it's time that he took center stage again and reminded people he's there.

unlike in the past though when he might have killed somebody, floated an axe head, or caused some sort of atmospheric anomaly, today he'd be much more likely to simply show up on the today show for an interview.. let us assume that's what happened.

coolhandluke

Interviewer: "So what about things like the Holy Crusades? How can you condone them by inaction"

God: "Wait, you're gonna love this. This is totally a related side note. Do you know where popcorn came from?"

Interviewer: "Um, no?"

God: "Well, heaven is kinda boring, what with all the endless monotone singing and praising. BOOOORING!!! I rarely get to see anything cool. That's why I had the Israelites fight all those battles. The Crusades? Money! I invented popcorn for occasions like this. Me and Jesus sometimes pop some on the stove, so much better like that by the way, and then we bet on whose gonna win. It's like black ants versus red ants, 'cept way more blood!"

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Human Sexuality 101: Everything a young girl needs to hear?

by Check_Your_Premises in

"body you" is very smart about a few, simple things.

this is how you want it because "body you" is kind of a moron.. fact 2: all living things have two primary desires: to stay alive, and to have offspring.. this is a basic, defining biological fact.

of course "brain you" doesnt think, "i want to talk to that cute boy because i want to procreate", but "body you" is!

coolhandluke

Maybe its the age of these men. I dunno. I will watch the surgery channel for grins and shiggles or just out of curiosity. I love babies. When my sister was pregnant with her first I went to the library and read everything I could. I watched so many filmed births. It was just fascinating.

Once my girlfriend was a few days late with her cycle. Inside I went pale because I just wasn't ready. Immediately I was planning life insurance, a home, how to make sure she finished school, a savings plan. She was just freaked out about the moment. Then when she bled there was a chest bump and a high five, but for totally different reasons. Perhaps that occurs because I could not change what was going to happen, I could only force fall back plans. I don't totally disagree with you. I just disagree with the blanket statement and the motives for the paleness.

CHL (of the likes chest bumps with girls class)

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ARRESTED-ELDER SEX 12 y.o. IN K-HALL

by DannyHaszard in

former elder heads to trial on sex charges

news & observer, nc - 14 minutes ago .

pittsboro -- a former jehovah's witnesses minister accused of repeatedly having sex with two underage girls in the group's siler city church is scheduled to go ... .

coolhandluke

I'm going to be sick. Then I'm going to hunt. Then I'm going to torture. Then I'm going to maim. I wish life were that simple. I'd get a sharp edge weapon and a good crossbow. Game on!

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Human Sexuality 101: Everything a young girl needs to hear?

by Check_Your_Premises in

"body you" is very smart about a few, simple things.

this is how you want it because "body you" is kind of a moron.. fact 2: all living things have two primary desires: to stay alive, and to have offspring.. this is a basic, defining biological fact.

of course "brain you" doesnt think, "i want to talk to that cute boy because i want to procreate", but "body you" is!

coolhandluke

The young father is shaken and pale.

Mmmm. Blanket statements warm my unmentionable places. Normally Jgnat, I agree with many of the things you say. This however is retarded. Perhaps your experience has limited your scope of men and the births of their children. I'd say men like this are in the minority. True enough it is in our nature to plan past the moment but that does not mean that it removes the ability to enjoy and be absorbed by that moment. I'd not care to assume a woman's perspective at such a time as I've not had the experience. Perhaps your assumations when confronted with a greater pool of male experience would follow the same vein.

CHL

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Utopian society = no interracial marriage

by coolhandluke in

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i love women.

tall, short, thick, skinny, brown, yellow, red and all shades in between.

i even love the green women on the original star trek.

coolhandluke

And beautiful to me, may not be beautiful to you.

I'm with you 100%. It just bothered me when I was a kid to have a label that proceeded my name. I get reminded verbally every day that I have dark skin. It comes in the form of a joke or some stupid comment but it comes. I hate it. It programs me to wonder, "Does that girl not like me because I'm brown?" No, she doesn't like you because shes got a boyfriend. Social programming pisses me off. I just see it a lot in wt publications. The mixes of race make me happy, give me hope.

When I learned spanish I became known as "the black guy who speaks spanish". That was my designation. Someone once asked me "What do you consider yourself? Black, African American, Colored? What?" I consider myself Dominick, one of the baddest muthaf**kers of all time. That is that.

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Hello, I'm Aaron, and this is my story...

by MetricRX in

dear reader,

my name is aaron, and i have a brief story to tell regarding my youth as a jehovah's witnesses.

my story is all too familiar for many who had the misfortune to find themselves unwilling participants in the religious activities of this group, but i would like to share my experience.

coolhandluke

Freaking hilarity. Loved every bit of it

CHL

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KATE MOSS OR KATE WINSLET?

by Mary in

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i just read that kate moss has been given more modelling jobs now that she's been a whole month "clean" of using cocaine which is how she kept her body at skin and bones.

i hear lots of women say they'd "love to have a body like hers", when we know the only way she can keep that skinny is by using drugs.

i was told that i was "just jealous" and that "all women would like to be that thin.

coolhandluke

This is the deal. Thick ~ preferred. Perhaps this is my mother comming out of me but I can be attracted to a person that people would go huh? about. The thing is I've got to be able to talk to you. Please don't bore me or I'll have to throw a rock at you. All the hot/thick/etc in the world can't make up for a flat personality. LMAO @ pratt Thank you daystar, dependable as usual. Oh, I'm sorry, thats my drool puddle

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Has Depression & Anger Lessened Since You've Stopped Attending Meetings?

by minimus in

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i see a lot of happier people around here.

coolhandluke

Guilt seems to creep in here and there. Most of the time the general happiness regarding my energies being devoted to something worthwhile of my choosing over-encompasses any fleeting negativity. Truly, I love my life. It is what I choose it to be.