i remember all to well the 11 o'clock stop for a coffee break, of course when your pioneering its allowed ;)
chezza
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whats the funniest thing youve said to the co
by chezza inim sure we all remember how nervous we were around the circuit overseer and how careful we were with our words, i recall one day being out in service with the co's wife and my daughter said to her my dad calls me his mamoo which in greek meant monkey and the co's wife says how cute,and then my daughter says and i call him my little farting machine, omg i called have fallen through the ground, needless to say the circuit overseers wife was not amused, so what funny things have we all said or heard said?
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whats the funniest thing youve said to the co
by chezza inim sure we all remember how nervous we were around the circuit overseer and how careful we were with our words, i recall one day being out in service with the co's wife and my daughter said to her my dad calls me his mamoo which in greek meant monkey and the co's wife says how cute,and then my daughter says and i call him my little farting machine, omg i called have fallen through the ground, needless to say the circuit overseers wife was not amused, so what funny things have we all said or heard said?
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chezza
hahahhaha thats funny, c'mon kep something must have slipped out accidently
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Can marriage survive infidelity??
by butalbee inmy best friend, jamilynne, comes over this morning for coffee.
i haven't seen her in awhile, guess she had been busy........she's been really busy, i find out today!.
she tells me that she cheated on her husband, with a man she works with.
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chezza
thanks jt :)
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Lighten the mood with a FUNNY joke
by think41self ina horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.
the horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking.
he calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
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chezza
i dont know what sex was he?
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Do you still dream about them?
by PopeOfEruke inhow often do you still dream about being a jw?.
i occasionally stii have dreams about being a jw.
they often involve meetings or assemblies.
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chezza
i actually have dreams sometimes of being out preaching, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww nightmare i should say
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whats the funniest thing youve said to the co
by chezza inim sure we all remember how nervous we were around the circuit overseer and how careful we were with our words, i recall one day being out in service with the co's wife and my daughter said to her my dad calls me his mamoo which in greek meant monkey and the co's wife says how cute,and then my daughter says and i call him my little farting machine, omg i called have fallen through the ground, needless to say the circuit overseers wife was not amused, so what funny things have we all said or heard said?
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chezza
Im sure we all remember how nervous we were around the circuit overseer and how careful we were with our words, i recall one day being out in service with the co's wife and my daughter said to her my dad calls me his mamoo which in greek meant monkey and the co's wife says how cute,and then my daughter says and i call him my little farting machine, omg i called have fallen through the ground, needless to say the circuit overseers wife was not amused, so what funny things have we all said or heard said?
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Lighten the mood with a FUNNY joke
by think41self ina horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.
the horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking.
he calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
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chezza
a woman goes into the kitchen to see her man running around with a fly swatter in his hand, she asks him what are doing, he says i am hunting flies, she says any luck, he says yep killed three males and two females, she was suprised and asked how do you know if they are males or females, he said well i killed three on a can of beer and two on the phone......
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Dear Watchtower
by Beans in[note: not available on 1993/1995 cd-rom].
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chezza
Thank you for making me feel like i was no- one and making me depressed to the point of wanting to commit suicide,thank you to the elders who made my life hell
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Jehova's Witnesses and Dating
by SoManyQuestions inthere's this really great girl i know, and she is so perfect for me, except for the fact that she's a jehova's witness and i'm not.
she says that she can't date outside the religion.
i'm pretty sure that jehova's witnesses are a branch of "mainstream christianity" (meaning they just basically follow the bible, not have a different interpretation like like mormons).
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chezza
This i something that is drummed in to all jw's, bad associations spoil useful habits 1 cor 15:33
marry only in the lord, or in their interpretation in the same religion
They also tell you that it is too hard to have a marriage in a divided house, religously devided that is. ie: you are going to your parents for xmas lunch, your jw girlfriend cant go because of her religous beliefs and the same goes for birthdays and all other pagan celebrations, not to mention the fact that she will be going to three meetings a week and going out in field service, all of these things will keep her away from you and you may start to resent the jw faith. Hope my little thought help a little :-) -
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I finally committed!!!!
by VioletAnai inok, to you guys it's no big deal...but to someone who is still studying with the witnesses, it's a big step.. you're officially one of my favourites!!!
now that's committment!!
and i'm so good at it .
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chezza
:)