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  What is in your CD changer?

  by mavie in

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  haven't seen a thread about music here in a while.

  with the summer approaching for us northern hemisphere types, what is in your cd player?thom yorke - the eraserdeath cab for cutiedredg

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  CD changer? What's that? lol

  My ipod is currently on a rotation of some new Disturbed, Korn, Megadeth, and David Bowie's greatest hits.
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  What Would You Like to be Written on Your Tombstone?

  by Warlock in

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  since i have a rather morbid sense of humor, and none of us is going to see armageddon................................ what would you like to be written on your tombstone?

  i'll start.. "buried face down...........and you know the rest".

  "his last word were..............boy, i'm getting hot!".

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  An athiest friend of mine who died of cancer wrote his own obituary. It said, "He didn't pass away or pass on, he just up and died."

  I miss that guy.
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  What Would You Like to be Written on Your Tombstone?

  by Warlock in

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  2. friends

  since i have a rather morbid sense of humor, and none of us is going to see armageddon................................ what would you like to be written on your tombstone?

  i'll start.. "buried face down...........and you know the rest".

  "his last word were..............boy, i'm getting hot!".

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  "Died saving his family from a sinking battleship" (from the movie Royal Tenenbaums)
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  I'm new at this drinking business give me tips

  by troubled mind in

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  why is it when i have been drinking alcohol i come home sleepy then pow i'm wide awake and can't sleep ?

  also is it true drink hard liquor first, followed by beer and water so hangover is not as bad ?

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  jstalin's rules to avoid a hangover (even after drinking LOTS)

  1. Eat before you start drinking

  2. Have a glass of water in between drinks

  3. Just before you go to bed, drink so much water that you feel like you're gonna puke

  4. Down an Advil or two

  5. Have a glass of milk in the morning
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  About the JW's Practices and Beliefs

  by kwr in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i still can't figure out why the jw's are so hostile to their fellow christians.

  i was reading a old yearbook and the writer put "christian" in quotes when talking about meeting a follower of a different church.

  their actions and doctrine show hate of others and not love.

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  Jesus Chris, God's chosen King, will destroy this world at Armageddon.

  Seems odd that a king would destroy his own kingdom.
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  FOUND NOAH'S ARK? LINKS

  by wednesday in

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  from aol -story.

  http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/has-noahs-ark-been-found/20060629173309990001?ncid=nws00010000000001.

  http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerindex?id=2136613 video at abcnews.com.

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  So what if it is a big hunk of wood or even a boat. What does that prove?
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  WTS and Porn

  by Marvin Shilmer in

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  transcript of wts letter:.

  christian congregation of jehovahs witnesses

  june 7,2006. to all bodies of elders.

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  Further, viewing hetero-oral or anal sex (on a video or computer), while certainly unclean, is not to be considered "gross" or "judicial," though it may lead to removal as an elder, a ministerial servant, or a pioneer depending on the frequency and when it last occurred. With regard to viewing oral (or anal) sex of a homosexual or group nature, this is more serious. However, it would still not be considered uncleanness of a "gross" nature meriting judicial action, but likely would result in removal from an appointed privilege of service.

  So gay porn is pretty much ok.

  Maybe I can become a JW after all :)
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  SUGGESTED POLICY CHANGES to spice up the religion

  by Terry in

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  1. the president of the watchtower society is really jesus incarnate .

  2. plural wives are now allowed (but, only pretty young ones!

  3. special silk robes for elders (and maybe fancy headgear) .

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  A disco ball for each Kingdom Hall.
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  J.Manuel Cano in Watchtower Literature

  by GermanXJW in

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  2. child-abuse

  i have searched the watchtower library with no results.

  but since cano was a bethel elder serving in walkill, even being sent abroad as a watchtower representative there could be a chance that there is a picture of him in the literature or that he was a model for some bible character.

  would be hard to find but maybe someone has inside information?

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  I don't see any roman soldiers with their rear ends up in the air, so I doubt the model connection... lol.
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  Did I miss something? Is this the new resolution at the D.Convention?

  by Star Moore in

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  2. bible

  1. we are determined to intensify our preaching activity.

  2. to live up to our dedication to jehovah and give him exclusive devotion.

  3. to follow jesus' example closely and be no part of the world.

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  Summary of district convention resolution:

  1. Resistance is futile. Life is irrelevant. Death is irrelevant. Freedom is irrelevant. Our culture will adapt to service the Governing Body. We will be assimilated.