One part of the bible that comes to mind is Leviticus 15:16-18.."16 Now in case a man has an emission of semen go out from him, he must bathe all his flesh in water and be unclean until evening. 17 And any garment and any skin upon which the emission of semen gets to be must be washed with water and be unclean until evening. 18 As for a woman with whom a man may lie down with an emission of semen, they must bathe with water and be unclean until evening"....we would chuckle at this when we were teens, especially when my brother had the biblle reading one friday night and this was part of the reading, lol.
Posts by cheen
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22Are there any funny stories in the bible?
by ballistic in.
i posted on a thread earlier that i'm sure jesus had a sense of humour.. i clicked submit post.. then i thought, yeah i'm sure he did but he didn't tell any jokes did he?
in fact i can't think of anything funny in the whole bible.. here's your chance to post a bible story that gets you roaring with laughter...
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My son won the super heavy weight title
by rekless inwesley walker won the super heavy weight gladiator challenge mixed martial arts championship.
of the world last night.
he beat the champ who weighed 338 pounds.wes is 240. .
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cheen
One of my brothers once won the City Bowling Championship, we didn't brag on him, my other two brothers and I kicked his ass because he was bragging too much, besides, who wants to hear about a JW bowling champ, lol....btw , we also put sugar in the gas tank of his motorcycle.
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Crazy Naomi Cambell
by MsMcDucket inwhy does this woman think that it's ok to knock the hell out of her employees with her phone?
and how come her employees never hit her back?
i mean, seriously; if she hit me with a phone, i'd go beserk and have to kick her pretty little azz... well, i'd know that my knee-jerk response would be to fight.. http://articles.news.aol.com/entertainment/article.adp?id=20060330132009990014
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cheen
Hopefully for the employee, it was a camera phone and it snapped a pic right as it smashed against the forehead, lol
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Why Most Christians Can And Do Celebrate Birthdays
by wanda inon another thread they were talking about the lack of joy and mental health problems coming from jw kids not being allowed to participate at class dances, sports and so forth.
the lack of the joyfulness of birthdays is another factor.
why not leave some copies of this in your kingdom halls and assemblies if you still attend.
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cheen
I know why JW’s don’t celebrate birthdays. They are afraid someone will offer them "head" as a gift!....get it? “head” lol
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Closer now
by cheen inwhen my brother was "in" first as ms, then elder he didnt get along with my mother or 2 brothers and 3 sisters who are also jw's.
they didn't get along with him either btw.
this guy was the epitome of the judgemental, scripture quoting a'hole jw that i'm sure most of you have come across a time or two.
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cheen
When my brother was "in" first as MS, then Elder he didnt get along with my mother or 2 brothers and 3 sisters who are also JW's. They didn't get along with him either btw. This guy was the epitome of the judgemental, scripture quoting A'hole JW that I'm sure most of you have come across a time or two. But now since he's been DA'd, I've noticed that they all have become closer to him, talking to him more, doing things together. My question is ..has anyone ever noticed your family getting closer after one or more have been DA'd?
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JWs and depression
by jstalin inquestion:.
it seems that there is a high rate of depression amongst jws.
does the jw religion cause depression, or are depressed people drawn to the jws?.
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cheen
When I was associated with the witlesses, depression was widespread, it was so bad that the women were even sharing their prescription paxil,zoloft, etc....with the other women in the hall who were "depressed", isn't this illegal?
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JW's and the lottery
by cheen inanyone hear of or know of any jw's or exjw's who've won a large lottery prize?............i know of one jw who won close to half a million $us dollars and now he's like "jehovah who?...whos jehovah?
" lol
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cheen
Anyone hear of or know of any JW's or exJW's who've won a large lottery prize?............I know of one JW who won close to half a million $US dollars and now he's like "Jehovah who?...whos Jehovah?" lol
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Multiple Universes are aliens actual divine beings of the Bible
by zagor inthis is a topic i wanted to have a discussion about for quite some time but didnt know if anyone at all would be interested.
there is quite a buzz in scientific community in last 10 years about real possibility that our universe is only one of say 10 to the power of 500 universes around all in their separate dimensions.
such a notion is truly mind-boggling when you think of what the implications really are.
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cheen
I say after reading the posts of flyphisher and zagor, who seem to be very intelligent individuals, both should be "probed" at their earliest convenience.
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Did You Know A Lot Of Witnesses That Were A "Little Fruit Loops"?
by minimus ini did, i was thinking of how many jws are either a little weird, a bit eccentric or even borderline crazy!
we had one man in our hall that used to love giving people he liked duck eggs.
he'd try to get you to eat them before meetings for field service.
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cheen
There was this lady older than creation in the hall we went to, we called her "sister methuselah".... anyway, everytime she was called on to answer whether it be in the botchtower study or any other Q&A session, her answers would always be like "uhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhhh crap! I forgot what was was gonna say" everyone would laugh, but they still kept calling on her when she raised her hand....... She was also very rude to everybody, even telling people things like "you look ugly today" or "you sure are fat" and then she'd hobble off.
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Karl Adams dies
by SadElder in.
announced this am at crooklyn that long time bethelite karl adams has died.. we didn't know him well, just a passing acquaintance from times past.
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cheen
I felt sadder when I heard Don Adams(Maxwell Smart) died, the guy from "Get Smart" the television series.