Its probably more likely that they would be assassinated by kerrazy apostates! So they keep them sheltered back at the hive! Imagine the scenario, sniper rifles trained on to Columbia Heights, popping them off one by one as they go "from house to house, from door to door"
That would make a great RPG computer game, "Ministry Militia - Service is Rendered" 100 points for slaying the Boss at teh end of the stage, a huge, shuffling Fred Franz raining down mumbling quotes at you, as you reload the winchester, special tip, aim for the ragged patches of suede on his wingtip brogues, its his weakness................
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Do members of GB go from house to house???
by zagor ini've always wondered this.
does anybody have first hand information if they do and how much, or is their service sort of like when co comes and goes along to book studies to give "encouragement".
or even more so, do they stand with magazines on street corners?.
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Name responsibilities that sisters could have had at the hall
by JH in.
name responsibilities that sisters could have had at the hall, that doesn't go against bible principles?.
why couldn't they have passed the microphone?
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skinnyboy
sisters passing the microphones???? Think about it, they might show a bit of skin leaning over, there would be mass-hysteria!
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How many are still in the "I want to argue scripture stage?"
by free2beme inwhen i left the witnesses, i picked up a bunch of christian books on what the bible says.
isn't it weird that you have to have so many books, just to tell you what another book is saying?
anyway, i went through this phase where i still wanted to argue scripture with people.
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lol hey tetra, remember this, its the gift that keeps giving!
I discoved that the spine-insert also makes good roaches. At least the dubs used quality materials in their literature manufacture!
I found that the weightier chapters, ie: Leviticus and the latter chapters in the OT provide the best cathartic smoke! -
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How many are still in the "I want to argue scripture stage?"
by free2beme inwhen i left the witnesses, i picked up a bunch of christian books on what the bible says.
isn't it weird that you have to have so many books, just to tell you what another book is saying?
anyway, i went through this phase where i still wanted to argue scripture with people.
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ha! i always found the bible the most boring read ever! all that wacky fire and brimstone Revelations ending, "and so and so begat so and so" Why argue the merits of it? its poorly written, the editing and continuity is spurious at best, and the paper its printed on? its good for making rollies! I would rather discuss and argue the merits of a good Shakespeare play!
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The story of my life (part 7- Bethel, the end)
by onacruse inya know, it's odd how the "big" things just sometimes seem to bounce off your forehead, rather like seeing the trees instead of the forest.
well, fwiw, that was the state of mind (if you can call it that) i was in, after less than a year at bethel.
i was reassigned to the night-shift janitorial crew.
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keep it coming man, this is great. I knew a few people who left for Bethel, they came back as the most arrogant SOB's but there was a air of denial about them too, man i hate the Dubs!!! Nothing would give me more satisfaction than seeing a person go that step further and destroy the Borg from within, reckon we could form a strike team?
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Describe the WILDEST JW party you ever attended!! no seriously......
by kid-A ini realize this is totally context and culturally dependent, but the old toronto jw youth scene was quite wild during the years 1984-1994. .
one example, a group of about 40 jw kids would go up to a ski resort (usually mount st.louis/moonstone or blue mountain) over the x-mas week-end.
one year we rented out a block of rooms in a resort close to the ski lodge.
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funny how repressed people are so eager to smoke the hooch and get wasted at any opportunity eh!
We had some great do's when we were teens, most of them involved hanging out at a sisters house and it was always Bring-A-Bottle! Then the cocktails would start flowing, and then i'd nip off for a sly smoke outside, amazing how many dubs loved to smoke, yet they confessed their sins to the elders in a heartbeat, i used to despise my peer group because of this! This one sister who shall remain nameless, was a classic, once she got the drink in her, it was like a different person, her real person came out!
All i can say is that given the opportunity to escape their shackles, even for just a few hours most dubs take their partying to the extreme, get absolutley hammered, stoned whatever, becuase they just confess their mortal sins afterwards, farking lightweights!!! -
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New employee from old KH
by ackack ini da'ed myself around 2 months ago.
got away from my abusive marriage.
happy to do that.. i get a new job, one my ex doesn't know about (so she can't find me) and i'm happy.
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ok my serious post now.
I would be totally professional, if she engages you in conversation, keep the dubs out of it unless she brings it up, then outside of the workplace, discuss with her any points she has. You might never know, but as mentioned above, subtle hints are the best way to wrest her from The Borg! -
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New employee from old KH
by ackack ini da'ed myself around 2 months ago.
got away from my abusive marriage.
happy to do that.. i get a new job, one my ex doesn't know about (so she can't find me) and i'm happy.
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skinnyboy
change her IE/Firefox start page to JWD.com, get a nice Screensaver, maybe with a pic of DannyHaz and his sandwich board, incessantly pull her up about her performance, whether its your business or not, have her boss make intrusive calls about her private life. Then when shes at her wits end, have her sacked for not towing the company line, because the company had "new light" regarding the Employee Handbook!
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this is a great topic, someone should post up a "to Say" list here of the definitive "Show Stoppers" the real squirm topics, get them on the run, and then Bang! hit em with a doozie! Pay backs a bitch!
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Tom & Katie expecting!
by upside/down in.
apparently the scientology faith is no more or less moral than the rest.... dating since april...engaged in june...preggers in september..... they sound like young dubs...hehehe.... u/d
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must be a miracle, seen as she publicly was "saving" herself till she got married, and Tom is shooting blanks!
I bet Pacey is devastated!