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  If a JW Came To Your Door How Would You Handle It?

  by minimus in

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  jehovah's witnesses have never come to my door but they have come to my girlfriends door.

  i have coached her as to what to say or ask but it appears that they always seem to come when she's not there.

  .....just curious would you get into it with a jehovah's witness at your door especially if it was someone you did not know?.

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  Wild_Thing

  I would call the police and charge them with trespassing. I wrote a cease and desist letter and ordered them to put me on their do not call list.
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  Watchtower Study Article: "You Fit Enjoy Your Marriage!"

  by Wild_Thing in

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  so, the watchtower study article, "making christian marriage a success" can best be enjoyed when reading it in the language of nigerian pidgin.

  ) e good make love dey make the two of dem think about how the other person dey feel and wetin e need.

  3:7) e no good make dem force each other but make their body first move dem to do am.

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  Wild_Thing

  Exactly! My point in posting this ... it's hard to imagine the Watchtower sounding more ridiculous than they already do ... until you read it in Nigerian Pidgin!
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  Watchtower Study Article: "You Fit Enjoy Your Marriage!"

  by Wild_Thing in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so, the watchtower study article, "making christian marriage a success" can best be enjoyed when reading it in the language of nigerian pidgin.

  ) e good make love dey make the two of dem think about how the other person dey feel and wetin e need.

  3:7) e no good make dem force each other but make their body first move dem to do am.

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  So, the Watchtower Study Article, "Making Christian Marriage a Success" can best be enjoyed when reading it in the language of Nigerian Pidgin. It will absolutely make your day! https://www.jw.org/pcm/wetin-we-get/magazine/watchtower-study-august-2016/you-fit-enjoy-your-marriage/

  The famous paragraphs 7 and 8:

  THINK HOW E DEY FEEL AND WETIN E NEED

  
  7, 8. (a) Which advice Bible give about sex for marriage? (b) Why e good make husband and wife know how the other person dey feel and wetin e need?

  
  7 Bible give better advice about sex to people wey don marry. (Read 1 Corinthians 7:3-5.) E good make love dey make the two of dem think about how the other person dey feel and wetin e need. If husband no get this kind love for im wife, e go hard the wife to enjoy sex for the marriage. Bible tell husband sey make dem ‘dey sabi how dem suppose live with their wife.’ (1 Pet. 3:7) E no good make dem force each other but make their body first move dem to do am. Many times, e fit be sey na the man body dey first move am before the woman. But dem need to wait until two of dem want am.

  
  8 Even though sey Bible talk about love play, e no talk about the kind love play wey husband and wife go play or where dem go play am reach. (Song of Sol. 1:2; 2:6) Jehovah servant wey don marry suppose dey think about how im husband or wife dey feel and wetin e need.

  Let's hear it for "love play" and "wetin e need"!
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  JWs ----( fill in the blank)

  by minimus in

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  what say you?.

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  Wild_Thing

  JWs are a group of blind people aimlessly wandering in the dark, relying only on the guidance of seven men who claim they are the only ones who can see, but in reality, they're just making up shit to tease the vulnerable.
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  22 fascinating maps that show how Americans speak English differently across the US

  by blondie in

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  http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/smart-living/22-fascinating-maps-that-show-how-americans-speak-english-differently-across-the-us/ss-bbwqtug?li=bbnb7kz&ocid=iehp .

  everyone knows americans don't agree on pronunciations.. that's great, because regional accents and dialects are a major part of why american english is so interesting.. josh katz, a former ph.d. student of statistics at north carolina state university, published a group of awesome visualizations of professor bert vaux and scott golder's linguistic survey, which looked at differences in american dialects (via detsl on /r/linguistics).. his results were first published on the abstract, the nc state university research blog.

  the complete set of katz's maps, updated with the results from more than 350,000 new survey responses, are compiled in the new book "speaking american," publishing october 25 from houghton mifflin harcourt.. katz gave business insider permission to publish some of the coolest maps from his collection..

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  Wild_Thing

  I would like to know what everyone calls this:

  

  I grew up in the South and we called it a buggy, where I live now, they call it a cart or a shopping cart.

  Also, Missouri gal here ... and they say "pop", but I have heard Missourians from the other side of the state call it "soda". In Texas, we called it all "coke" ... as in ... what kind of coke would you like to drink?
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  More Anti Tight Pants Content

  by konceptual99 in

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  just skimming the latest study wt that has been posted and what did i see...?.

  i wonder what the message is that they want the flock to take from this picture?.

  there is also an article about training younger men to take over responsibilities.

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  Wild_Thing

  I think the message they will get is ... the Watchtower wants you to dress like your dad, don't use hair gel, and those smart phones look suspiciously worldly, too.
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  ls homosexuality really normal?

  by atomant in

  1. watchtower
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  l know animals do it but their animals.they dont live by a moral code.the thought of 2 men going for it is not normal.what are your thoughts?.

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  Wild_Thing

  My redneck friend always tells me that "normal" is a setting on a clothes dryer. Good advice.
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  Any Kiwis Here?

  by Wild_Thing in

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  i'm wondering if there are any here that are from new zealand or currently live there.

  i'm going to be staying there for a month in july 2017 ... location to be determined.

  i would love to have someone i can ask questions while i am in the planning stages.

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  Wild_Thing

  Awesome! I will be messaging all of you! Thanks for being willing to be a contact while I plan my trip. If I'm able to meet any of you while I'm over there, even better!

  finallysomepride ... I was spitting out my drink laughing when I read your cheer for the All Blacks! I had to google it. You would NEVER find a sports team in America called the All Blacks! Haha! I would LOVE to see a rugby game, though!
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  What were Jesus's 'Miracles' supposed to prove?

  by nicolaou in

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  the healings, feeding the five thousand, walking on water, resurrecting the dead.

  none of it happened of course but let's take the bible literally and say that it did.. so?.

  didn't magic practicing priests perform 'miracles' in a contest with aaron?

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  Wild_Thing

  It proves that "tall tales" have existed for a very long time. Maybe Jesus really existed; maybe not. But his greatness has definitely been exaggerated, just like that of Paul Bunyan and Johnny Appleseed in America.
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  Any Kiwis Here?

  by Wild_Thing in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm wondering if there are any here that are from new zealand or currently live there.

  i'm going to be staying there for a month in july 2017 ... location to be determined.

  i would love to have someone i can ask questions while i am in the planning stages.

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  Wild_Thing

  I guess I do have one big question for everyone that I will put there ...

  What part of the country is the best part to stay for a first timer? Mind you ... I am not into touristy stuff or hotels. I would prefer to rent a place off of airbnb. I found one place I really like. It's close to Tahuna beach. I want to explore both islands while I'm there, so I was thinking right in the middle of the two islands would be great, but having never been there ... not sure.