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Spectre
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The Greatest Answer In the History of the World!
by smellsgood ini don't know how you will feel about miss south carolina if you view her answer, but i would move for throwing down the irrelevant leaderships of our respective countries (that means you, deleware), and making s.c. empress of the earth for life.
and maybe a few years after death.
surely even as ashes in a jar, she will be as a light of intelligence, clarity, justice, fluidity of speech, and above all, hotness.
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Is it ok to shun Jehovah's Witnesses?
by Missanna inlet me explain myself... for instance when your friends and family keep changing their minds... like my sister she didn't want to talk to me, then we started talking again and now she is back to shunning me.
same with my once best friend we were fine with each other's beliefs then one night she tells me in order to have god's favor she has to shun me.
now she's talking to me again.
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Spectre
I'd make a joke out of it the next time the talk to you and say, "oh good, you're not shunning me this week..."
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Me vs. the Cop
by Elsewhere inso there i was.... (i've always wanted to start a story with that line).
... walking across the middle of the street.
far from any intersection or cross-walk.
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Spectre
Next you'll be running with scissors.
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Alberto Gonzales resigned
by Mulan injust read it on www.msn.com he is having a press conference today to make the announcement.. it's about time..
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Spectre
YEE- HAW!!!!!
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My son is talking about joining the basket ball team.
by Irish Rose ini really hope that he is able to do so.
it is so wonderful not being involved with a group that tells you not to do such a thing.
his dad was on a basket ball team and wrestling in high school, so he's all for it also.
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Spectre
Right on!
I hope he makes the team.
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Has anyone found dating as an EX JW difficult?
by sweetstuff injust curious as to what difficulties have faced people dating as an ex jw.
myself, i have noticed the glazed over look in a guy's eyes when you try to explain why your family doesn't celebrate the holidays with you etc.
new to this board, so if this has been well covered before, please forgive me.
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Outline of Chapter One: Growing up as a witness teenager and why that seriously will f^ck you up.
What is expected.
A) You're suppossed to be totally obsesive about the bible. Its totally cool! If you don't think its completely awesome, you're going to die at armageddon.
B) Everybody hates you because they all know that you have the "truth" but are they are somehow too stupid to join.
C) Paranoia is your friend! The "bad association" scripture? yeah, that is everyone out there. And just to be safe, better watch out for people in the hall while your at it.
D) The world is going to end any day now so the only thing that matters is how much you pray and beg forgiveness for just being born.
E) You want to be different from the world. That means intentionally going shopping for the most uncool clothes out there.
F) The school is your own private territory. Teachers will respect you more if you use watchtowers and awakes as source material. And what a witness it will be to preach to all the other students. They will like you for it, just remember that they can't be considered a friend until they are approved as an unbabtised publisher (still remembering C, of course).
Outline for Chapter Two: You're growing up! Thats evil!
I'll get to this one later.
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Has anyone found dating as an EX JW difficult?
by sweetstuff injust curious as to what difficulties have faced people dating as an ex jw.
myself, i have noticed the glazed over look in a guy's eyes when you try to explain why your family doesn't celebrate the holidays with you etc.
new to this board, so if this has been well covered before, please forgive me.
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Spectre
Lets see....
Never talking to girls when I was a teenager because of my crazy elder step-dad didn't help.
Being disfellowshipped at 22 and not talking to anyone for 2 years didn't help.
Finally getting out at 27 and seeing that the world is nothing like they say didn't help.
Grrrrr.......
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Scream when Raped...
by KW13 inthought i'd bring this up again, i found it on the watchtower library and thought it was extremely annoying how they can say rubbish like this.. rape has become increasingly common today.
a major reason seems obvious.
sex and violence explode from tv and movie screens, from radio, newspapers, magazines and billboards.
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Spectre
The blood boils when I think back on their pseudo-psychology crackpot ideas like this.
Forget everything else that makes them wrong, after taking some psychology classes in college I could see just from that that they are wrong. I wanted to start a thread about obvious biblical flaws in dealing with human behavior. I mean, is it really just like heaping flaming coals on someones head when you treat your enemies nice? Is turning the other cheek always the best policy?
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What is your heritage?
by greendawn inso what is it?
i say mine is english with an admixture of german (before the nazis ever existed, no need to go on about that) northern french and italian from venice.
i look northern european and feel close to that part of the world with family tradition being roman catholic.
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Spectre
Karok Indian, English and some French.
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What's Your Favourite YouTube Clip?
by sweet pea in.
if you need to laugh... .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujxi6x-moxe&feature=active_sharing .
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Spectre
I was rolling when I first saw this one: