Are you sure she believed you, Sparky?
I'm sure she was thinking, "God! mom's smoking a blunt and then has the nerve to tell me its a "cigarette", the nerve! I guess this explains the tye-dye t-shirts lately. What really annoys me are the Birkenstocks, those are embarrassing. I'm just going to have to get used to the fact that my mom is a hippy. At least we have a lot more snacks in the house lately, too bad they are all granola bars. And I'm getting hella tired of all this Grateful Dead music!"