Posts by COMF
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The Dance Of The Flaming Assholes....
by Englishman in....is an incredible thing to see.
my old work pal leo would do it every works christmas party.
this incredibly smart and dignified gentlemen would raise money for charity by taking bets as to how long he could clench a lighted newspaper between the cheeks of his buttocks.
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COMF
Lighting farts is evil. Those who persist in this demon-inspired activity will not escape God's wrath:
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What I Like About Most Of You Here & The 3 ...
by Celtic ina british compliment ... your'e all soooo preposterously predantic!!.
one thing that always made me question jw thinking so much as a kid, were those 3 dots in quotes taken from professionals in the magazines.
that space i always knew was a misrepresentation of facts and it interested me highly that to verify such comments was always most difficult in that position.. that lil space i reckon was one of the reasons for my very first initial doubts at around 14. i would always go further in reading than most, past the scripture given in the body of the public talk to check out whether that was in fact what the scriptures were saying compared to the brothers comments.. hooray and cheers for a questioning mind.
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COMF
We're not pedantic. Not a bit. And, it's not "lil," it's "li'l," with an apostrophe.
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Evidence for the Big Bang Theory
by COMF ingems of insight from one of my favorite cartoonists:.
some creative musings:.
...something for the painted ladies:.
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Gems of insight from one of my favorite cartoonists:
Some creative musings:
...something for the painted ladies:
...a reminder to me, that not everything has to make sense all the time:
...and finally, there might, or might not, be something worthwhile lurking in this one. I guess it depends on your viewpoint.
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trick or treating
by teejay inof all the holidays, for me halloween has the least appeal.. i have a memory of going trick-or-treating once, at my "worldly" father's insistence (he roasted peanuts in the oven for the door-knockers... i remember), about the time my mom learned the truth.
i must've been about five years old.. despite the fact that i'm a hard-core agnostic and a fear of gods or demons are a non-issue, i still have trouble encouraging kids -- under the guise of costumes and fun -- of extorting treats from neighbors.
can i get a witness?
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COMF
I suggest volunteering at your neighborhood PTA carnival, or something similar (like the Baptist Church's "Fall Festival" being held on the 31st here), if you're not into the trick or treat scene. I, for one, am looking forward to it more this year than I ever have. It'll be the first time I've taken part in Halloween in my own house in a nice little friendly neighborhood teeming with young childrien. The candy is already bought; the pumpkin sits on the kitchen cabinet waiting for facial surgery; and poor Yorick sits in the living room window grinning at passers-by, a red candle waxed to his gleaming top, red wax run in rivulets in different directions down his bony sides and solidified in one eye socket. Alas, poor Yorick! No Visine can help him now.
Mood music, courtesy of Loreena Mckennitt:
- http://www.scarletmoon.com/fred/sounds/mp3s/Samain_Night.mp3
- http://www.scarletmoon.com/fred/sounds/mp3s/All_Souls_Night.mp3Me at the PTA carnival a couple of years back:
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Reported From A Circuit Assy. Recently
by hillary_step induring the baptism talk in a recent assembly the co delivering the talk apparently made this statement:.
'you have often been warned about bad association outside the congregation - we want to warn you about bad association within the congregation.
some might approach you with misinformation about jw's they have picked up from enemies of the truth and try to confuse you do not listen to them talk to your elders about them.'.
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COMF
Some might approach you with misinformation about JW's they have picked up from enemies
Darn good advice. Of course, we wouldn't want to get these people confused with those who have picked up true information about JW's, in which case the wise course would be to examine the information closely and act as your heart guides you.
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What's wrong with my cat?
by bboyneko 2 in.
he sleeps funny sometimes.
i think he might be demon possesed or something.
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COMF
Same cat, with ambush on its mind.
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What's wrong with my cat?
by bboyneko 2 in.
he sleeps funny sometimes.
i think he might be demon possesed or something.
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COMF
Here's an interesting one. It's kind of hard to tell what position this cat is in, so let me describe it. From her middle on back, she's on her tummy; her body is facing down toward the bed. From her middle up, she's on her back... she's twisted 180 degrees. Both front feet are sticking up in the air, and she has her head turned sideways, chewing contentedly on the cover of my book.
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Favorite Dead Performer
by Yerusalyim inequal time, and given the spirit of the season, who is your favorite dead performer?.
mine, buddy holly, though he just kinda laid there and oozed all over the stage.. yerusalyim.
"vanity!
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Lee Press-on and the Nails
- http://www.scarletmoon.com/fred/sounds/mp3s/Hat_Back_Boogie.mp3
- http://www.scarletmoon.com/fred/sounds/mp3s/Boogie_Man.mp3
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The BIG 4-0! I'm a gang member now!
by Andee inthe over the hill gang.. so, it's official now.
i'm middle aged.. happy birthday to me.. andee
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COMF
Wow, you had me fooled! By the picture, I had you figured for about 28 - 30. Happy birthday, Andee!
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