i am a very sweet 22 year old male living in texas.
for some reason, i can't seem to find a decent woman.
i don't know what i'm doing to turn them off.
Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. (shaking head sadly)
It's painfully clear that when you were in Symbolism 101, instead of paying attention you were rolling your pencil off the desk so you could look up the skirts behind you as you picked it up.
Alright, class, somebody tell Dave the significance of the following lyrics.
i am a very sweet 22 year old male living in texas.
for some reason, i can't seem to find a decent woman.
i don't know what i'm doing to turn them off.
Where can I find a decent woman?
Easy. First, follow the example of that great woman-seeker of old, the faithful slave of Abraham (Genesis 24:12-14) and pray for God to show you your woman. Note from this biblical example, written for our instruction, that you should first pick the place and the indicating sign, and then tell God what this is to be.
Therefore, get yourself up forthrightly and direct your caravan down to the fresh fruits section of Kroger. There, take your station and say your prayer, and ask for a woman squeezing lemons. This will be your decent woman, whom God has chosen for you. Take her to your tent and fall in love with her (Genesis 24:67). Let her breasts intoxicate you at all times. With her love may you be in an ecstasy constantly. (Proverbs 5:19)
Brothers, let us sing:
sung to the tune of "walking in integrity" * .
please hear me, y'all.
you witness dubs, and all.
Sung to the tune of "Walking In Integrity" *
Please hear me, y'all
You witness dubs, and all
Myself I trust, and to
Apostasy I call
Check out their lies
And put them to the test
Your mind and heart refine
That your soul might have rest
But as for me
Determined I will be
To walk eternally
In my apostasy
I do not waste
My life out selling books
To make a cushy life
For honky Brooklyn crooks
And we will march
Up to WatchtowerLand
To hear the silent lambs
Cry out throughout the land
But you and me
Determined we shall be
To live life sane and free
In our apostasy
* Feel free to add your own verses
due to the negative connotations that result from the word "apostate".
how about if from here and now we consider ourselves antipathetics instead.
what do you think simon & all?
Say it loud!
I'm apostate and proud!
Say it loud!
I'm apostate and proud!
Don't be messin' with my apostasy. You won't ever take that away from me.
just wanted to let the people know who posted vickys father picture,thats against the law.this thread is being passed on to the court,both vickys lawyer and the jw lawyers.you are in major shit.
Honestly, do mommy and daddy know you're in here playing on the computer again?
i just love this:.
captain:are you ready kids?kids:aye-aye captain.captain:i can't hear you...kids:aye-aye captain!!captain:oh!
who lives in a pineapple under the sea?kids:spongebob squarepants!captain:absorbent and yellow and porous is he!kids:spongebob squarepants!captain:if nautical nonsense be something you wish...kids:spongebob squarepants!captain:then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!kids:spongebob squarepants!captain:ready?everybody: spongebob squarepants!
Life!
Get one!
how many people here have had close friends or aquaintances in the truth take their own life?
i know that this may be a very deep subject, and i do not mean to dredge up bad memories, but i just ran across the lyrics to vincent aka starry starry night.
it was the first time that i ever actually read the words and it made me think of the jw friends that i have lost due to suicide.
continued from my post about hubby having cancer.
we talked to the dr that is going to install his porta vein for the chemo he is going to get.he mentioned special papers he will have to sign because of the "no blood".
well hubby freaked out.
Ted Jaracz, on television camera: "Jehovah's Witnesses do not go beyond the things written."
they said I would have to sit in back
I'm gonna need a scripture on that.
i wounder how many have asked this question in relation to the truth?
thousands, millions what do you think?
is the last to survive the winner?
"get me out of hear iam not a celebrity" - I wounder how many have asked this question
I have a question for you, too, BB. It is, "Shut the fuck up."
Edited by - COMF on 9 September 2002 20:20:57
yep i took lots of heat from valis for worrying about my pain threshold but i went down today during meeting time and got my first tat.
it's a hawaiian tribal turtle.
it wasn't painful at all, maybe because of the location but it did burn a bit.
I'm not a wimp either. I choose not to have a tattoo.
