After 10 years (including lurking time) of being on this forum, just out of interest, why are you still here? That is, why do you keep returning to the forum? There are no pasties here to my knowledge so it must be something else!
M*A*S*H
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A whole decade?
by Caedes inaccording to the new software i have been here for ten years.
should i be getting parole around now?
doesn't time fly when you are having fun!
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Are we going to see a mass awakening?
by kairos inthe internet is the archive for civilization.. watchtower cannot hide it's history.. are we seeing the beginning of a mass exodus out of her?.
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@ OrphanCrow
All's well thanks... good luck with the anger management course ;o)
@ WUBC
{Rolls eyes}
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Tower of Babel—unlikely to be a true account!
by abiather inwhen his children want to construct a tower that reaches to the heavens, heavenly father is unlikely to respond, saying: nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them.
come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other.
(gen 11:6, 7).
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Please excuse the source.. .but thought it would be interesting!
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Are we going to see a mass awakening?
by kairos inthe internet is the archive for civilization.. watchtower cannot hide it's history.. are we seeing the beginning of a mass exodus out of her?.
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M*A*S*H
Funny, I read all the same posts as 'wakeupbuttercup' but do not see any 'anger', 'sorrow' or 'hatred' in OrphanCrow. However I can potentially see someone getting quite annoyed by someone making such assumptions... perhaps it would be better just to ask someone if they are angry?
OrphanCrow are you angry?
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The prayer I used to say as a JW
by Coded Logic inour governing body, who art in brooklyn, .
upon whom our dollar bills do rain.
and new light come.
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Great!
I remember as a young lad laughing out loud when a 'cool' brother said before we tucked into a sandwich, "oh, we must say a prayer... rub a jay dub, thanks for the grub, amen"
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My Mission is over!
by abiather inwhen i understood, jws are wrong in some vital areas [eg.
woman being viewed secondary, refusal to greet those differing with them ....], but right in other vital areas [such as their teaching that human rule is doomed, and will be replaced by gods rule], i began a diligent search for the right organization.
my search ended with brahmakumaris.
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Sounds like woo-woo, looks like woo-woo, smells like woo-woo... probably is woo-woo.
IMHO I think the search should continue.
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YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.
by brandnew inif getting ready means putting on a suit........ you might be a j.w.. if going out to the field has nothing to do with grass, baseball diamonds, or football ......... you might be a j.w.. please continue my friends.......i know ya got some.....; ).
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If you can sleep with your eyes open... you might be a JW.
If you can look up scriptures whilst sleeping with your eyes open.... you might be a JW MS.
If you can answer WT questions, look up scriptures whilst sleeping with your eyes open.... you might be a JW Elder.
If you can go on field service, answer WT questions, look up scriptures whilst sleeping with your eyes open.... you might be a JW CO.
If you are always sleeping with your eyes open... you might be a JW GB member.
If you are awake... chances are you are an apostate.
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Translating and deciphering witness expressions.
by stuckinarut2 ini wanted to start a thread with correct explanations of what witnesses really mean when they say stuff... please add to it!.
"we missed you at the last meeting" = "where were you?
why did you miss a meeting!?".
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Expression: "You have to wait on Jehovah".
Translation: "You have made a very good point that I cannot answer from the WT and\or all the WT material is clearly hogwash"
Expression: "Now you have moved out I won't speak to you again until you come back to the truth"
Translation: "I wont speak to you again, oh, unless I need something"
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Reason why God wanted/made humans write the scriptures
by looter injehovah's witnesses believe that god sent humans to write the bible because his servants can relate better to humans since they are humans.
i heard that at a meeting two weeks ago.
it does not make sense to me at all but i do not know how to explain it.
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I think if Big J is real he is somewhat akin to Q from Star Trek. Perhaps he just has a warped sense of humour.