Well you kinda answered you're own question there... it rained... any prints that they may have accidentally left may have been washed away. Other than that, it's standard practice to run down the farmer's tractor lines then do a little jump. If you look at photos of CC, you'll usually see they normally intersect a tractor line. Sometimes though if they crop isn't tightly packed they could just 'be careful'.
O O O O O O Gah! Text circles!
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Weird crop circle sighting...
by troubled mind inmy husbands cousin lives in a small rural area in illinois and over the weekend crop circles appeared in their soybean crop .
i just talked to his cousin , and she is beside herself from all the publicity .
she said the phone started ringing at 6am this morning .
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For the over 50 crowd: What advice...
by serendipity in.
for those of you who are over 50, what advice regarding living a meaningful life would you give to the younger crowd?
do you wish you took a different path earlier in life?
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I'm only 30... but my advice is "Don't eat yellow snow"... nope never.... "It tastes funny"
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JWs are gossip mongers
by unbrainwashed inonce i left the jw social scene and started hanging out with "worldly" people a lot more, i realized that these "worldly" people don't gossip nearly as much as the witnesses.. i didn't realize it at the time but now i can see how much of a gossip-based social structure it all was.
jws absolutely thrive on gossip.
has anyone else noticed this?
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M*A*S*H
Did you like, hear about Barry? Well apparantly right... he like, totally doesn't sing at the meetings... like, he just mimes and stuff. Oh, and Mark, Oh my, he sometimes doesn't even shut his eye in the prayer, and I've even seen him touching himself. I only know because Veronica told me, oh yes... the other day we were at the coffee shop - she had two pieces of cake... glutony, greed! She's probably a... a... oh my... a... oh, I shouldn'y say... a... a lesbien!!!! GASP... You can tell by the way some times, right, she doesn't follow the scriptures when they're being read out, you know. Yeah. Her son, right, her son... you know, Jonny, he got a A in Biology... that means he believes in evolution and worships satan and stuff, the A stands for Antichrist you know - it's code. I'm not letting my boy go on the ministry with him anymore.
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Weird crop circle sighting...
by troubled mind inmy husbands cousin lives in a small rural area in illinois and over the weekend crop circles appeared in their soybean crop .
i just talked to his cousin , and she is beside herself from all the publicity .
she said the phone started ringing at 6am this morning .
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M*A*S*H
It really quite easy to make an exact circle... you just need a rope and a fixed point. Bending over the crop is easily done with a plank. Not breaking the stems is quite easy too, as they don't break easily. I mean seriously... crop circles? A couple of chaps in a field having a laugh... or... Alien Beings travelling across space and time just to make a pattern in a corn field? O ---- Wow.. I didn't to that... It must of been the aliens.
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Why Did Adam & Eve Need An Immune System???
by enlightenedcynic inhere is a question i would like answered intelligently if possible.
i asked my wife and another brother during an informal gathering of friends and was given the typical "wait till the new system, jehovah will answer all questions" response.
for the last year or so i began to seriously doubt the existence of a "loving, caring god".
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M*A*S*H
If I were to answer this "itulligantully" I would start by pointing out the following.
1. Adam & Eve didn't exist.
etc...
If I were to answer this like a rather large vacuous vegetable (perhaps with mouldy bits) I would start off down the track you suggested in your post.
1. Adam & Eve did exist.
etc...
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Intelligent Design
by M*A*S*H inhello chaps .
i've been away... but now i'm back to 'troll the place up'.
a long time ago my brother and i had a little gentlemen's bet.
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Oh dear :o(
Perhaps it is I, who will be attending the Memorial 2010.
My pet idea is dying a death. Doubters be damned! I'm gonna join the Scientologist just to spite you all. -
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How do I get my "lesbian" co-worker to stop discussing her lifestyle?
by booker-t ini work with a young woman in her mid-thirties that is openly lesbian.
we have been friends for about 10 years when she first started working at the company.
i was crazy about her before she came out as "gay" and i still have a good time working with her.
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M*A*S*H
I would out strip her...
If she nudges you in the ribs, saying "hey she's a bit of alright", as a pretty girl walks past; next time a nice chappy walk by punch her in ribs, saying "Wow, I wouldn't a bit of him, wohoo! Get in on girlfriend".
If she says "Hey I picked up a real hot chick last night."; you say "Really, I managed to get another boy friend last night... Phew two or three in one evening is a bit much but... but it keeps me fit".
If she flirts with co-workers or clients... do the same... wait 'till some bloke walks past her desk, leap on to it, legs akimbo, liking your lips provocatively...etc... etc...
I know this isn't the advice you where after, but hey... I enjoyed writing it.
PS. Try saying, "Hi Girlfriend, I know it might seem a bit old fashioned... but sometimes I get a little uncomfortable when you tell me about blah blah". -
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Intelligent Design
by M*A*S*H inhello chaps .
i've been away... but now i'm back to 'troll the place up'.
a long time ago my brother and i had a little gentlemen's bet.
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Hello Chaps
I've been away... but now I'm back to 'troll the place up'.
A long time ago my brother and I had a little gentlemen's bet. By 'brother' I mean biological. By 'gentlemen' I mean unbelieving dead men walking. So anyway... the bet was that evolution will be accepted by the borg before the decade is out.
From time to time I like to grill my dub parents about any new 'light' on the subject, but alas the 'holey' spirit seems to of let me down; or so I thought. Whilst pursuing the official dub site I started to notice some familiar looking expressions from the wonderful world of Intelligent Design! There are even some nice little quotes from pro ID discredited disgraced nut job professors, hurrah!
I just love 'irreducible complexity', it send shivers of pleasure down my spine when reading at http://www.watchtower.org/library/g/2004/6/22/article_03.htm... The other parts of the article are http://www.watchtower.org/library/g/2004/6/22/article_01.htm and http://www.watchtower.org/library/g/2004/6/22/article_02.htm
I reckon I'm on to a winner... looks like my brother will be going to the memorial 2010!
I'm not exactly sure how they would make such massive change in doct-urine, probably the same way the 'generation' thing went down. "Welcome to the Watchtower Study, hey lets talk about the word 'generation'... Brother 2 of 9, please read the paragraph 'Millions Living Then Are Already Dead, Ooops'".
My personal view is they'll say something like 'The bible said that G created the earth - but we kinda believe in the big bang, so maybe G set the creation in motion, perhaps guiding it a bit... just like evolution... just like we've always said... AMEN, a bit like when G built the pyramids as the great Tazer once said'.
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Right, I'm off to Bangladesh where there's 1 JW to 1,311,997 people... if that's not paradise on earth, then what is?
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Thinking of leaving? Do you have a good Reputation?
by M*A*S*H ini've had an idea, a cruel and malicious idea.
want to hear it?
well, what i'm hoping is we can find someone who's thinking of leaving the jw's, has a relatively good standing in the congo and is a good actor.
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Yes, yes sass_my_frass... I think you're right. A global conspiracy! Wouldn't be lovely to see a 10 fold increase in those partaking at the next memorial? That would start the old rumour mill grinding...
If it comes off for anyone, and they actually can convince people... I'm going to pretend I'm Jesus, turn up at Bethal, as an ass, oops, I mean on as ass... and ask for my own personal parking space (oh and I might steal some of their office paper whilst they're not looking). Mawhahahahaha
PS. Hi AuldSoul, I'm back! My usual intellectual finess on display. Who's Richie?