M*A*S*H

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  Evidence of God.

  by Jaewook kim in

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  sugar water will show blue light over the sun.. salt water will show red light over the sun.. our body components, salt sugar water.. blue blood vein and red blood... definition of our body in his form.. this is the evidence, of our god..

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  Roses are red

  Violets are blue

  Jesus that's proof

  I haven't a clue
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  Impressions of the Governing Body; who's smart, who ain't?

  by Room 215 in

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  2. friends

  based on what we've seen, it seems to me that of the seven, splane and jackson are the smartest; herd, lett and morris the least intelligent; and sanderson and losch somewhere in the middle.

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  what's your impression?.

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  Hang on, it does not matter how smart they are, they are being guided by Jeehoover; though not Inspired (tm) though .
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  I'm not into gospel singers, but how about these two kids?

  by fulltimestudent in

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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heuj4y-xoey&feature=youtu.be.

  supposedly, the boy is from canada and aged 10, and the girl is from hongkong and aged 7.. the youtube comments carry accusations of digital manipulation, read if you want or just enjoy..

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  Doubt even these kids could overcome the din of a JW congregation murdering the kingdumb malodies.
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  The Old Age

  by Caupon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so now that most of us have come to a semi truthful understanding that the witnesses are wrong about evolutionist, there is a certain question that i have always had.

  now if you were to ask any jw, they'd recite a complete fallacy from scientist regarding this.

  but what is you guys input of this.

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  Caupon: In my experience the fact that some science is difficult to understand provides an opportunity for young earth creationists (for example) to offer flawed, incorrect or oversimplified explanations of the science to fit their viewpoint. Creationist often point out the flaws in the dating methods as if to say science ignores these issues, when this is not the case.

  A video that gives an understanding of K-Ar dating: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMZ5kJEviD0
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  The Old Age

  by Caupon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so now that most of us have come to a semi truthful understanding that the witnesses are wrong about evolutionist, there is a certain question that i have always had.

  now if you were to ask any jw, they'd recite a complete fallacy from scientist regarding this.

  but what is you guys input of this.

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  Caupon: Only the religious promise absolute truth. Science can only offer models or theories that best fit the facts. With regards dates far in the past 'the 65 million years' issue, it should be obvious these dates are estimates with a tolerances applied. Now given the science behind how these dates calculated... it seems to me you have only a few possible options available to discount them, for example

  • You do not agree with Uniformitarianism
  • You believe there is a global scientific conspiracy
  • You have made a breakthrough in physics and have a new hypothesis regarding radioactive decay
  • You have no understanding of the science and reject it based on personal incredulity
  • etc...

  So I am curious Caupon, what is your reasoning behind your rejection? If you tell the board we can better understand what the issues are.
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  Super JW Cart

  by M*A*S*H in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  i have a confession to make.

  a strange urge is building in my brain... each time i see a jw literature cart on the street it builds.

  it is becoming a stronger and stronger thought in my mind.

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  Okay, now I am thinking about this. The object of the new sport 'Super JW Carting' (endorsed by stuckinarut2) would be to take a photograph of your newly acquired cart (with literature) in the most inappropriate location possible. It could be a bit like 'Extreme Ironing'. http://xtremeironing.com/
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  Super JW Cart

  by M*A*S*H in

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  2. entertainment

  i have a confession to make.

  a strange urge is building in my brain... each time i see a jw literature cart on the street it builds.

  it is becoming a stronger and stronger thought in my mind.

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  I wonder how many carts I would need to run off with before it constitutes "harassment". Now that sounds like a challenge, thanks StuckInARut2 I will take that as your tacit approval for the... "project". [Wink wink, nod nod].
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  Super JW Cart

  by M*A*S*H in

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  2. entertainment

  i have a confession to make.

  a strange urge is building in my brain... each time i see a jw literature cart on the street it builds.

  it is becoming a stronger and stronger thought in my mind.

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  I have a confession to make. A strange urge is building in my brain... each time I see a JW literature cart on the street it builds. It is becoming a stronger and stronger thought in my mind. I feel I may give in to my urges soon, potentially landing up in a police cell.

  To put it simply, each time I see a cart I want to grab it and run off with it; shouting "Chase me, chase me, chase me". Basically I love the idea of running down the street with a cart bouncing around behind me with two suited JW's running after trying to retrieve their stuff!

  Has anyone ever run off with a cart? It could become a new sport.

  I think I need help.
  
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  Ways to raise an eyebrow or two with bro/sis perfect!

  by Truthexplorer in

  1. social
  2. humour

  jusmy wife and i were out in the ministry today and she was expressing her annoyance at brother perfectionist in our hall and how he is beginning to annoy her as nit picks over everything that the more liberal witnesses view as ok. so we were having some fun about what we could say to him that would really raise his eye brows.

  she then suggested i say ' hey brother perfect, you'll never guess what happened to me.

  i was sitting on the toilet when to my shock and horror, there was no toilet paper left.

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  I remember as I child our cats liked to accompany family members into the loo; a captive audience ready to potentially offer affection. With this in mind in relation to the OP, I think that the WatchTower would be safe with my parents - the cat on the other hand
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  Who has experienced a REAL demonic incident?

  by Monsieur in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  has anybody here experienced a bonafide, real, true incident in whicy 'demons' actually interacted with you or did something 'supernatural' that left you convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that satan and his demons exist??.

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  For the more down to earth.

  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monomania (demonomania)

  http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Spirit_possession