1. I am an athiest. Im a practicing christian
2. I adhere to the theory of evolution. i used too, then i did some serious studying in college and i came to beleive they're are WAY to many inconsistancies.
3. I celebrate every holiday I can get my hands on. i celebrate most
4. I couldn't give a shit less if my friend or relative is a homosexual. i care about the decisions my friends make
5. I like to frequently engage in premarital, freaky, experimental sex with my live-in girlfriend. I adhere to the statement "i would never sleep with someone who is not my wife"
6. I have graduated from college. currently in it
7. I like to watch "R" rated movies. some great movies
8. Hell, I like to watch "XXX" rated movies. i just dont do that
9. I don't smoke cigarettes, but I LOVE cigars and aromatic pipe tobacco. Cant stand the smell of smoke let alone smoke cigars (although there is this cinnimon chocolate one that doesnt smell that bad)
10. I vote. OH YAH
11. I stand up for the National Anthem. with hand over heart
12. My bad associations generally do not spoil my useful habits. i try to not make bad associations
13. The last time I knocked on someone's door I didn't know, I asked them if they had seen my cat. doing red shield releif for the Salvation Army
14. I thoroughly enjoy a filthy joke. i think they are so funny but so bad
15. I do not wash windows for a living. ...college....no work
16. I do not base my descision on a new automobile purchase on how good a service car it would make. i like to have a new automobile
17. I am not afraid of demons. same
18. I dress however the f*ck I want. same
19. I occasionally smoke pot and/or get drunk. never
20. I do not fear or dislike Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays, or Sundays. only the ones where i have finals on
21. I would not like to accept a congregation's love from French Haiti. i would, free love
22. I have seen "the Excorcist". is it any good?
23. I don't live in fear of stumbling my brother. dont have a brother
24. The last person I called my sister was my sister. yah, my sister is my sister
25. The only time I turn in my time is my payroll @ work. < this made me laugh so hard
26. If I care about someone, I go to their wedding regardless of where it is held. you better believe i agree with this one
27. If my life depended on a blood transfusion, you better believe I would take one. im happy with someones else's blood in me
28. I would never make it public knoweledge if I caught my buddy "punching the clown". i would probably try to blok it out of my memory
29. I think Kingdom Melodies suck ass. never heard them, but there is a few good old hymns i do enjoy (O BOUNDLESS SALVATION)
30. I would never, ever, ever, shun my own flesh and blood for thinking differently than I do AMEN