MsMcDucket

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  Warning: Dirty joke

  by MsMcDucket in

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  have you ever had a pussy wrapped around your neck?.

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  yes, when you were born!

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  MsMcDucket

  Please explain And, where is the dirt, anyway?

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  I guess no dirt in being born. It just the way it stated. If you were born naturally, you would have had *(&^ wrapped around your neck. Get it? Ok, I'll have to come up with a better dirty joke!
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  Warning: Dirty joke

  by MsMcDucket in

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  have you ever had a pussy wrapped around your neck?.

  answer:.

  yes, when you were born!

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  MsMcDucket

  Have you ever had a pussy wrapped around your neck?

  Answer:

  Yes, when you were born!
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  What did you do to your parents?

  by whyamihere in

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  as kids did you do anything to your parents that was a classic burn or really embarrass them?

  i was just telling a friend of mine what i once did to my mom.

  picture it!

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  Well I heard my mother had and episiotomy when I was born! Must of done some damage huh?

  That reminds me of a dirty joke that I once heard! I'll have to post it somewhere else, that is, if I get my nerve up!
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  anyone ever wonder whether IT could be the TRUTH?

  by Cordelia in

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  i cant believe im posting this either!.

  but ive got a huge decision to make wont go thru it all again its on my last thread, and i have decided that i am stopping going to the meetings completly (ive been dfed 7 months and because i didnt want to hurt my family even more i continued going to all the meetings and hid my boyfriend, wno was wonderful about it, put a letter of reinstatement in which they refused but relised by the way i paniked when i thought they might reinstate me that it is not what i want!).

  i love my bf and want to be with him without any secrecy but i also want my family to accept him and still speak to me but i know that will not happen, so i have two choices either get reinstated and then leave (and risk losing mybf) or tell them now i dont want it and stop the meetings altogether before i go insane.. thing is to be free of the meetings and be with my bf, i will lose my family they are all so strong in the 'truth' they will not have any contact with me and my husband is divorcing me so ill lose finacially and my house and have to share time with my daughter, not to mention all my old friends who are wanting me back, and if i stop now all those months of trying to be reinstated will be wasted id be set right back,.

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  One day about 17 years ago, I was having trouble keeping my twin babies quiet. One of the brothers was trying to help me by taking one of my daughters and holding her and trying to comfort her (or so I thought). Anyway, he had taken the baby out of my view out in the atrium, so I went a-looking, as soon as I rounded the corner, I saw him smack my babie's leg! I was in shock. I got mad. Soon after that I wrote my letter of disassociation. I still believed in Jehovah and was afraid to even entertain the thought that the JW's weren't the truth... Now, I got even bigger troubles. It's not the truth! Believe that!
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  Im new

  by g_cuddles in

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  is there anyone here who actually support jws or is everyone disassociated?.

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  I'm a demonized apostate bastard from hell, but I'm relatively harmless.

  Be nice! Don't scare off the sheep!
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  Something I realised today......

  by ozziepost in

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  mrs ozzie and i were at koorong bookshop today; we hadn't been in a while and mrs ozzie wanted to get a particular book as a birthday gift for a friend.. koorong bookshops are religious bookstores here downunder and supply heaps of good theological books, bibles, recordings and the like.

  when we were making our first steps along the road to freedom out of the borg, we were regular visitors to koorong and built up quite a library from the books we bought there.

  like i said, we haven't been in perhaps a year and we mooched around a bit.

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  Ozzie, it would be interesting to know what your first post (#1) was about. You're over 11000, now. That's a lot of sharing and caring. It must have been a humongous (Sp?) struggle to get from here to there. I wish that I had researched the dubs when I left 18 years ago. I could have prevented a lot of bad things from happening in my life.
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  Told I have anemiai and neutropenia

  by buffalosrfree in

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  does anyone here know what the hell that means, just spent a week in the hospital for cellulitis, and while there the blood tests taken, many of them everyday and then i have been set up with appts with internal medicine and the hematology/onconology clinic.

  so if anyone has any insight into what this may mean please to let me know.

  thanks in advance.

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  About two months ago, I had a scare just like yours. I was already in the hospital being treated for something else. My doctor comes in and states you have "lymphocytosis" and said you've been having this come back on your labs, frequently. "I want you to see a hematologist/oncologist." Well, I was scared witless. The hematologist came in to visit me at the hospital. He ran some more blood tests. They thought I had something called Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia. Well, after the scare, it turned out to be nothing to worry about! So, don't get too worried until you get ALL the info.
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  Who's the most generous person you've ever known?

  by JH in

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  my uncle gus .

  he was one generous person.

  my uncle died back in 1999. he just loved giving and making people happy.

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  You wrote that and you're waaaay past the honeymoon phase. You must have a wonderful marriage. God bless or whomever you believe in.
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  Is Jehovah really gods name?

  by dezpbem in

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  in another thread i started someone askedi still believe in jehovah, but now, i'm having doubts about his name???

  is jehovah really god's name?

  if he wanted his name to be known, he's all-powerful, omnipotent... i know that he has the power to make sure that his name is used correctly.

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  It seems to me that he doesn't want his name known because there would be no argument over it. If he wanted it known and used, he would of made it easy for everyone to see. He/she is the most powerful being, thus, his/her will would be done.
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  Am I over reacting?

  by lola28 in

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  my sisters came home yesterday and said someone was following them home from school, they got very scared and ran the rest of the way home.

  they also told me that these two men had also followed one of their friends home a few days ago.

  should i call the school and report it or should i call the police station?

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  Hell no, you're not over reacting! Call the cops and get the neighborhood watch involved. Find out who those punks are!