There's a sucker born every minute!
Just thinking....
PS: Read the next part. It's interesting, IMO.
there's a sucker born every minute!
just thinking.... .
ps: read the next part.
There's a sucker born every minute!
Just thinking....
PS: Read the next part. It's interesting, IMO.
the other day, my mom foun pictures of me getting a lapdance.
i was very embarassed when i saw it, but now she wants to read the bible to me so i won't go to strip clubs anymore.
can you say "pure hell"?
Have her read you the part where it says: Thou shalt not go to strip clubs.
yesterday one of my sons had a seizure while getting ready for school in the morning.
this is the second time such a thing has taken place, the first time was his being on the way to school a couple of weeks ago--but due to circumstances it was suspected to be related to a possible heart problem, and not a seizure after all.. when my other son came into our room to let us know something crazy was going on, my husband raced upstairs and realized it was a grand mal.
he helped clear the area, and held my son's head in his arms.
Mouthy, PA means physician's assistant.
at a lutheran church- the chap said he heard me a zillion years ago????
( i doubt that)i've only been on earth 78-but his bible study group has been asking "what can we say when the jw knocks at our door" ?.
i'm gonna tell em!
How about: Your religion is mind controlling, not a God controlling one. Most of you don't even know what your own religion is about, and are forbidden to ask questions about the false prophecies that have been made. And I could never be apart of a religion that makes their followers shun their loved ones because that's not christian to me!
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ummm some of us worse than others.... i just felt like saying it for some reason, lets see where this goes, if anywhere.. i've got to go now, time to converse with my lord the flying spaghetti monster, peace be with you all.. the fateful and de sweet slave
Mrs. McDucket, how are you at pretending to be mentally challenged and emotionally deficient? Are you good at pretending that?
I couldn't do it. I love my girls to death, but I couldn't do it! I had their dad call them and ask them if they were ready to move back home. Of course, they said no. I am just antsy or something today. I know that their attitudes stink right now, and what they believe in is PURE BUNK! I don't want to have to change the way I do things to make them feel more comfortable. Heck! I need to go buy a pumpkin and carve that mutha up! That'll give me something to do!
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ummm some of us worse than others.... i just felt like saying it for some reason, lets see where this goes, if anywhere.. i've got to go now, time to converse with my lord the flying spaghetti monster, peace be with you all.. the fateful and de sweet slave
Today, I'm feeling extra nutty! I guess you can tell from the stupid jokes that I've been posting. I've been wondering if I could fake being a witness so that I could talk to my girls???? How can I pull that one off??
lots of ups and downs in my life......... and when my mom helps me with things i can't do on my own, even though i'm assured it's not simple charity but done out of love, i feel guilty.
i was self-sufficient from age 16. now i am nearing 34 and can barely do anything without assistance.
it's very difficult losing everything (money, car, job, use of limbs, fiance, etc) in the span of less than a year.
I hope that you don't think that this is patronizing.
Cygnus, I've been with my husband for 30 years. He became disabled in 1984, so that's 21 years. I have had to help him out a lot. Sometimes, I don't know what I'd do without him! There are times that I feel sorry for myself, but I get over it. I am a nurse, so I get to meet all kinds of people with chronic illnesses. One thing that really stuck with me is the mothers who say "Why did God take my child away from me?" They say "I would of took care of him/her even if they could not walk or do anything for themselves, just so that I could be near him/her." I'm sure that your mother loves you very much, and glad that you there.... just to be able to smell you!!
have you ever had a pussy wrapped around your neck?.
answer:.
yes, when you were born!
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have you ever had a pussy wrapped around your neck?.
answer:.
yes, when you were born!
OK, what about this one?
What does Osama Bin Ladin and pantyhose have in common? They both irritate bush!
have you ever had a pussy wrapped around your neck?.
answer:.
yes, when you were born!
I haven't thought of anything, yet. I guess I'll have to ask my teenaged daughter!??