Wine? - I like reisling...I've never met a good chardonnay that I didn't liked either. :)
Coffee? - more of a green tea person
Beer? - I actually like a good hard cider instead. :)
Pizza? - Caprese. Olive oil, garlic, mozzerella, and diced tomatoes. yum yum!
i'd like to, once again, bring up the topic of young earth creation.
i myself am not a jw, but was drawn to the large mistakes posted on this site in attempt to "prove" old earth creation ("genesis 'days'", "distant stars," etc.
)i have several reasons to refute these claims:
You're all wrong! I know for a fact that God destroys and recreates the universe anew every half-second.
Which only goes on to further cement Shroedinger's Quantum physics theory even further...that we are all both dead and alive at the same time and force poor little kitties to lurk in boxes with a radioactive element with a very limited half-life!
hi everyone, i'm a newly registered member here.
left the witnesses coming up to two years ago, got df about 8 months after that, still struggle with life after the 'truth', feel resentful of it all, but know i'd never return to that brain washing.
anyway hello to everyone one, enjoyed reading posts i've seen so far.. arnie
Wilkommen nach Board! :)
Glad to see yet another "evil-doer" along for the ride in our handbasket!
Forsharry, of the "Forgot to take the keys out of a running car" Class
back in 1989, i sold my car to a brother less than half price.
it was a 88 sentra worth 11,500$ and i sold it to a brother for $4,500.
i did this because he was a friend, and also because he's the one that brought me into the org.
I used to do ironing for people in the congregation when I was a young teenager (ala slave labor, only since I got 10 cents a garment after awhile I started making some pretty decent money for a 13 year old. However, I have a strange phobia of ironing boards to this day strangely enough.) Since a lot of them were either elderly or pioneers and didn't have the time or the energy to do such things, my parents thought it was a nice way to help out and I got to make a little bit of 'spending' money out of it. However, I would have nowhere to go to spend the money that wasn't on the approved list so I ended up saving it up. :)
in 1984 (shudder!
) my bud mark smith and i picketed the kingdom hall in ann arbor, michigan.
our signs had a watchtower drawn on them and said 'this religion is a snare and a racket!
I'm going to throw the appropriateness book out of the window with this one...
Very imaginative. Got some good chuckles out of me, that's for sure.
I do hope that you've moved on from these pranks, however imaginative and fabulous they were?
Forsharry, of the "I would have Never Thought of That" Class
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in the story of jonah, god says he is going to destroy ninevah jonah 3:3 ..."forty more days and nineveh will be overthrown".
but then god's compassion comes and he spares nineveh, does god change his mind?
Of course he does...I mean, don't we change our minds? God created us in his image...and we've done some pretty messed up stuff. Brilliant!
God painting a picture, "I just have to get this tree right...oops...Me Dammit! I will kill everyone!"
some days are just worse than others: my mother screamed at me for like 10 minutes because i was running late for the bookstudy!
i don't even wanna go to these things!
and ever since that damn km that came out a couple months ago telling family heads the importance of having a regular family bible study my father won't even let a week pass by without us all gathered around the living room doing a question and ansewr out of the secret to family happiness book.
I remember one time I didn't do my personal WT study and underline all the answers like a faithful dub cause I had a term paper due and like my sick and twisted mind rationaled, it was more important than the WT. How wrong I was. My mom found out and when she saw that my WT was in virgin condition the fires of gehenna rained forth. I was grounded and had to show my mother every week that I had studied the WT. So on my lunch break I would thumb through the magazine at school while chatting with my illegal associates and then later on in a class like say, oh...math...I would highlight stuff just pellmell however I felt and then show it too her. My was she pleased...funny thing was, I had about a 65% chance of actually underlining the right sentence. I was quite pleased at my odds.
Forsharry, of the "Highlight this, B!tch" Class
as many of you know, i have a myspace.com account.. apparently, while i was out last night, someone called my mother and informed her of my activities on myspace.
my mother called and asked me for my login info, and was shocked to see me, and around 40 witnesses in my area having active profiles.
contents of these profile ranged from a few pictures to downright self-incrimination.
Glad to hear that you're still here at last check, Richie.
It's so much fun to see the rats abandoning the sinking ship (I mean that with no disrepect what so ever. :). You're a good guy, letting your friends know what's what and not telling on anyone. Kudos to you on that. I do hope that you keep the internet...that would sluck otherwise.
Best of luck to you and remember..."Use the Force, Luke."
Forsharry of the, "I didn't invent the internet" Class
i want you to know that you have destroyed a family because of your lies about jehovah and his organization.
a family member went apostate and has turned his back on jehovah.
he told us he is never coming back and i know he went and visited internet sites.
LOL Daystar!
I can see that once we become apostates our minds become linked in a hive brain configuration.
The night time is the right time the night time is the right time. ;)
Forsharry of the, "Apostacult" Class
i want you to know that you have destroyed a family because of your lies about jehovah and his organization.
a family member went apostate and has turned his back on jehovah.
he told us he is never coming back and i know he went and visited internet sites.
muahahaha...
"Join me Luke, and together we shall rule the Galaxy!"
