hey, i was wondering what does the society say about after armageddon, (is it you live forever in paradise ?
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mmmm barbeque.
And to quote Eddie Izzard, "No, Cannibals say that humans taste of chicken. So chickens taste of human. Glad you're coming along with me on that one." Can you imagine the barbeque to be had after the Big-A?! The secret's in the sauce, my friends, the secret's in the sauce
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that you accomplished in the last 24 hours?.
i ask becase i just keep reading lots of gripey posts (with good reason for sure, but i wanted to hear positive stuff no matter how mediocre or ordinary it might sound).. so tell me what was your highspot?
That's awesome Tetra.
Me? I went to catholic mass last night and got very angry. Really broke whatever tenuious, child-like faith I had left that there could be a loving Uber-G out there that was watching over us. I think that's positive. :) Besides, while everyone else was singing praises unto the Lord, I was pretty much thinking the god of the bible is a coward and he's not worthy of my praise. And I wasn't smited.
This is a VERY POSITIVE thing.
hey, i was wondering what does the society say about after armageddon, (is it you live forever in paradise ?
)
:nods: yeah, at first I was sceptical considering where it was at, but after reading it, not only did i get a good laugh, as in wow, what a bullet I dodged, but I thought it was very well presented taking into account how the jehobas act today with their congregational arrangements.
hey, i was wondering what does the society say about after armageddon, (is it you live forever in paradise ?
)
Yeah it sorta puts it all in perspective for me. Who would want to live in a world, FOREVER, in an arrangement like that. I mean don't get me wrong, I don't want to die, well most of the time anyway, but the thought of being happy forever with nothing to base it against...well, all things without let up get boring after awhile...
yes- sir- e brothers and sisters......your skin cancer worries are over!
just promise you won't tell anyone cuz we don't want just anybody benifiting.. watchtower 1913 july 1 p. 200 a cure for surface cancer .
..." we have recently learned of a very effective and simple remedy for cancers which show themselves on the surface of the body.
And if you believe that, they've got a bridge they want to sell you on the corner of Fifth and Main.
it is going to be announced that with all the anticipation for the coming of armageddon, we didnt notice the actual event.
thats right, it was an invisible armageddon.
if we take the 70 years of captivity, plus 1914, we get 1984. then we use the people equal hours rule and apply it to the 144,000, using division, and we get 6,000. then we use the hours equal years rule to divide 6,000 by 360 to get 16.66 additional years, add that to 1984, and we get the year 2000 for armageddon!
I knew it! I just knew I was dead and that my existence was hell. And it all started going downhill for me right after 2000! It all makes perfect sense now. I am a little mini-satan! And when I'm not trying to pretend to go to work and pay bills that don't matter I go out and try to corrupt those poor little persecuted witnoids. What a world, what a world.
hey, i was wondering what does the society say about after armageddon, (is it you live forever in paradise ?
)
Thank you Blondie,
I posted that link way up there (points up) and was a little surprised that no one made a comment on it. I thought it was pretty durned good. I had a good chuckle out of it, that's for sure.
signs point to a very cold winter!
it was october and the indians on a remote reservation asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.
since he became the chief in a modern society, he had never been taught all the old secrets.
Signs point to a very cold winter! It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he became the chief in a modern society, he had never been taught all the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.
Now being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to a phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.
Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes," the man at the National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.
Still apprehensive the chief called the National Weather Service one more time. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."
"How can you be so sure?" the chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."
to those atheists and scientist-ies out therewhat explanation do you have for the divine proportion (phi) in relationship with the non-proof/proof of some kind of divine presence?
do you believe it is simply coincidence or is it a questionable aspect of the physical realm that might point to something higher than simply evolutionary roulette?
i ask this because it is one of my niggling questions that separate my belief that were either a.
It's not really the number itself but the proportion. Phi is exhibited in all aspects of life, from the very proportion of the human body to acoustics, architecture, art, mathmatics, music, quantum physics, etc.
to those atheists and scientist-ies out therewhat explanation do you have for the divine proportion (phi) in relationship with the non-proof/proof of some kind of divine presence?
do you believe it is simply coincidence or is it a questionable aspect of the physical realm that might point to something higher than simply evolutionary roulette?
i ask this because it is one of my niggling questions that separate my belief that were either a.
To those atheists and scientist-ies out there…what explanation do you have for the Divine Proportion (Phi) in relationship with the non-proof/proof of some kind of divine presence? Do you believe it is simply “coincidence” or is it a questionable aspect of the physical realm that might point to something higher than simply evolutionary ‘roulette’?
I ask this because it is one of my niggling questions that separate my belief that we’re either A.) a Galactic joke or B.) a Divine joke.
