After a long pause to see the reaction of the crowd, she saw an older gentleman sitting in the back row nodding off.
"I said Armegeddon did not come!"....
At that precise moment the old man awoke from his slumber, got up and walked out.
one line at a time.
no vulgarity please - take the story wherever you want to.. .
jane was a brilliant spokeswoman for the council, and as she prepared to step to the podium a surprising flash of light caught her left eye.
After a long pause to see the reaction of the crowd, she saw an older gentleman sitting in the back row nodding off.
"I said Armegeddon did not come!"....
At that precise moment the old man awoke from his slumber, got up and walked out.
recently i was at my mother's house -- she is queen jw of her kh (i kid you not) -- when there was a knock on the door and what do you know...it was two young women from one of the local churches out inviting people to attend services.
my mother proceeded to seriously beat the sh*t out of them with her bible knowledge and confusing chronologies.
the two women didn't back down but they soon realized they were in way over their heads.
I wasnt there at the door, and dont know what was said between your mum and the two girls...
But keep in mind Jdubs getting battered, plastered with verbal assualt and sometimes physical abuse when they go preaching.
I dont think your mum 'having a go' at the girls did any harm. At least the the girls know how Jdubs feel like when going to someones door.
i was speaking to my mother and was informed by her that in their congregation, in the leicester area, a woman does all the accounting and paperwork now.
this is a congregation with 6 elders and 7 mss.. is this normal, that a woman has to do the secretarial work?
what's the point of having a congregation secretary then?.
I find it very hard to believe..ecspecially with so many elders and MS.
brainwash spares cult reject jail
melbourne herald sun, australia - 8 minutes ago .
a jehovah's witness stole more than $50,000 from banks after being thrown out of the sect for getting pregnant out of wedlock, a court heard yesterday.
Ozzie,
I agree. Its just amazing that all the reports of criminal activity involving ex Jdubs, how alot of the cases focuses on their bad experience as a jdub and how they were taken advantage of by the sect/cult.
It does create sympathy for the WTS. But sometimes the court buys the arguement and gives a 'softer' judgement.
brainwash spares cult reject jail
melbourne herald sun, australia - 8 minutes ago .
a jehovah's witness stole more than $50,000 from banks after being thrown out of the sect for getting pregnant out of wedlock, a court heard yesterday.
lol, i remember seeing this on the news a while back.
Smart girl though...Blame everything on the WTS and get out of going to jail for fraud.
what event or events do you think would make every witness think the end really was around the corner?
peace between isreal and palistine?
death of the united nations?
I think regardless of what religion you are, and what beliefs you hold...I think something will happen.
I still believe in a creator, and he will do something that will blow our minds.
No idea what it is, but we as humans can't keep on living like we are today.
and that christmas trees were pagan sticks.
she really did it this time.
he does not understand what a pagan stick is but he sure understands about santa not being real.
We are talking about kids & SANTA CLAUSE.
Seriously. You know how you felt when you found out that you were lied to about the borg, why would you wanna do it your kids.
Why cant you give your kids presents without bullshitting them about santa?
and that christmas trees were pagan sticks.
she really did it this time.
he does not understand what a pagan stick is but he sure understands about santa not being real.
Telling kids that santa is real is more cruel than telling them he is a fake.
Which he is...a fake, not real.
There are more creative, truthful ways to entertain kids.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/crop-of-circles-a-signpost-for-scientology/2005/12/02/1133422108779.html
crop of circles a signpost for scientology
all religions have their sacred texts but scientology goes to great lengths to ensure l.ron hubbard's wise words are not lost, writes richard leiby.
What tha f*#k???
And we think the WTBTS is bad...
i'll start:.
hey brother smith, how about if we go preach the good news tomorrow morning, hey?
pick you up at 9
"of course i dont masturbate...i dont have porn either.."