Thank the Aposta-hood, FHN.
daniel-p
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Everybody, I love you.
by FlyingHighNow inwhen i tell you i love you, you can believe that it's true.. (this is a lovefest thread.
come join the lovefest.
share the love.
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What's with all the 'Imminent' nonsense?
by AK - Jeff incould it be that the proximity of 2014 is at the heart of it?.
i have no contact with jw's - except on this board - but my wife does at times with her family.
imminent is the cry of the sky for the jw's it seems.. i recall the years leading up to 1975 with a lot of that sort of thing.
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daniel-p
Microsecond: 1 millionth of a second.
Nanosecond: 1 billionth of a second.
Picosecond: 1 trillionth of a second.
Femtosecond: 1 quadrillionth of a second.
Attosecond: 1 quintillionth of a second.
Zeptosecond: 1 sextillionth of a second.
Yoctosecond: 1 septillionth of a second.What they will not tell you is that a zeptosecond goes by a quintillion times faster than a millisecond, and if a millisecond is just enough time to join and get baptized, a zeptosecond is not even enough time to leave the Kingdumb Hell. And a yoctosecond is even shorter than that--when they say that it is yoctoseconds away, the sound shouldn't even have time to reach your ears before it is gone. Even the signal in the sound system would not reach the speakers in a yoctosecond--it would already be out of date before reaching the speakers.
Plus, this would be impossible for the average witless to understand. Some will understand microseconds, a few will understand nanoseconds. Past that point, I would doubt that anyone would understand. And anyone that understands femtoseconds and shorter has watched too many scientific documentaries and will soon turn apostate.
I'm sure they can understand this, though:
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daniel-p
out here in california we have the Megan's Law database, with every sexual offender publicly listed. One day I searched for my home town, and discovered two witness offenders I didn't know about, while the ones that I KNEW were offenders weren't listed.
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What's with all the 'Imminent' nonsense?
by AK - Jeff incould it be that the proximity of 2014 is at the heart of it?.
i have no contact with jw's - except on this board - but my wife does at times with her family.
imminent is the cry of the sky for the jw's it seems.. i recall the years leading up to 1975 with a lot of that sort of thing.
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daniel-p
lol, well you can scratch at least one "imminent thread" off your list...
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What Did You Have For Dinner? Thread
by Yizuman inwife and i had steak, baked potatoes and peas.
wife also had before dinner was sald w/ ranch dressing w/ bacon bits.
(edit, forgot the bits).
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daniel-p
wha, we made it at home (except the sorbet). If that's what you're referring to.
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What Did You Have For Dinner? Thread
by Yizuman inwife and i had steak, baked potatoes and peas.
wife also had before dinner was sald w/ ranch dressing w/ bacon bits.
(edit, forgot the bits).
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daniel-p
angel hair pasta in a chopped tomato, garlic, sage and white bean sauce. lemon sorbet to top it off.
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Do you believe that the GB are in charge of the WBTS?
by God_Delusion ini have been reading up a lot about secret societies and what they do in order to control their members.
one thing they all have in common is this;.
the leaders of the group are never the real leaders of the group.
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daniel-p
That's because the GB stills thinks it is a religious organization
I agree. I think that's the crux of it. To them, it's religion. To the ones really in control, its an institution that justifies the means of perpetuating its own existence.
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Do you believe that the GB are in charge of the WBTS?
by God_Delusion ini have been reading up a lot about secret societies and what they do in order to control their members.
one thing they all have in common is this;.
the leaders of the group are never the real leaders of the group.
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daniel-p
The GB have created an institution that very well could be resisting their authority, since the survival of the machine they've built might be jeopardized by their fragile policies.
I think they HAVE placed more control in the hands of expert advisors (lawyers, corporate-minded managers, "political" movers and shakers). Serving at Bethel, I can certainly look back on these archetypes and see that they were working more or less for a different agenda than what the GB may have wanted.
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My mother's friend's sister's missionary cousin says Harmageddon is immminnenet
by daniel-p inserious..
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daniel-p
......So it was fake?
Yes, Hikaru. It was fake. You have my word. You can go to sleep now.
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My mother's friend's sister's missionary cousin says Harmageddon is immminnenet
by daniel-p inserious..
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daniel-p
I would definitely nominate this for the Top 100 Best Thread Titles of JWN History.
Thanks daniel-p.
I'm honored by the very high complement, OM. Although I think it went off rather well, myself, I never expected it to be blessed with the perfect irony of someone demanding to know if the chat was real. I think I died a thousand deaths laughing, although feeling very bad, because I do feel sorry for the poor young lady.