its funny how much a bunch of crazy munkees can help!!! so who wants to get drunk???
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theinfamousone
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To the wonderful people on this board
by fullofdoubtnow ini just want to say a big thankyou to all of you.
your good wishes and support mean so much to me.
you have given me what i need when i most needed it.. once again, thankyou so much.. all my love.
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Benefits of being a Dub as a child
by pratt1 in.
i can't think of many benefits of growing up a a dub but i do remember that i always viewed the other dub kids as brorthers and sisters and they became my support system amongst the "worldly people".
i remember going into a new neighhood or a new school and knowing that once i met the dub kids there, i would automatically have friends and i would not be alone.. this was especially comforting to me because i was an only child, and many times i entered into a new school not knowing anyone and sometimes being the only black kid in the class, my dub peers made me feel welcome and accepted me into the circle immediately.. for many years i feel special to be part of this worldwide brotherhood, and i am sure it is the reason why now i am inafriad of changes and/or new surroundings.. did you have similar experiences?.
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to be honest, it made me mroe intelligent, i now have a need to prove things, ii dont just believe whati hear anymore... also, it made me stronger... the things i dealt with made me stronger.. u know?
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Is "Perfection" really desirable?
by JH inimagine the new system where "everybody" is perfect...... people with no faults.... this sounds almost dull to me !!!
i find that there is something attractive about imperfect people, imperfect actions, .
huey lewis lyrics.
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legolas, i thought it was awesome!!! VERY ACCURATE I THINK!!! WAY TO GO MAN!
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Embarassing Situations on stage
by Candlestick02 inforgive me if this has been brought up before, but another thread reminded me of a few on-stage snafoo's.
anybody got any good ones?
like that made you lol?.
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i was just an ass hole.. i used to improv the demonstrations on stage... i loved being the house holder and one time, i made the kid doing the presentation cry...
i figured lets put him oon the spot cuz he ws the congregations favorite boy... so when he finished his presentation, i said i wasnt interested... he just looked at me like oh shit, he forgot the lines.. and then hes like oh but theyre good... again i told him no... and it went on on and on and he had tears in his eyes, and finally i gave uin, but said just cuz i dont want u to cry...
damn elders didnt like it... two more hours with two of those retardss.....
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jehovah witnesses is not a religon it is a cult
by dude injw's are in a cult just so the watchtower can make some money, they dont care about anyone or let them do anything, all they want is money whomever is still in this religon that is considered a sheep will in fact get killed when this so called armageddon will happen which it hasn't since the first time they predicted in the year 1914, but i got a prediction the downfall of your so called religon will happen in the next 10 to 15 years
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hey thanks, i honestly thought they were a decent religion but seriously, i have been noticing that all the young ppl are definitely running away.. for every "faithful" one there are like five or sic getting the hell outta there...
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Just for Fun...
by RichieRich inthings seem to stay heated here don't they?
i wish you kids would just play nice.
anywho, went hunting yesterday, killed a tiny deer, but took a good picture with it.
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funny, i went hunting for deer the other day too, all i got was two pioneers, three publishers, a D.O., a P.O. and a couple of elder wives...
damn, you kicked some ass man, little dear, or half a congregation>??? at least you get to eat what you killed...
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My neck my back........
by lola28 inthey hurt so much any one what will make it feel better?
i took some asprin but that did not help.
any suggestions would be welcomed..
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theinfamousone
LICK MY CRACK JUST LIKE THAT!!!! oh wait...
anyways, chiropractors are dangerous all they do is release endorphins into your body... then make you dependant on your bodie's natural painkiller... anti-inflammatories are probably the best you can do...
OH AND BOOZE HELPS!
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What's the most controversial thing you ever did in Kingdom Hall?
by JH ini remember scanning real money and with photoshop pasting the picture of an elder on the bill over the face of the queen.
then i printed many bills.
it looked very real.
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well, of course i jerked off in the washroom... once in the library, in the second room... anyways, there was this 26 year old girl, i was 19 and she really really had the hots for me, and really who could blame her... so i coaxed her into the b-skool, we were able to sneak in actually cuz it had 2 doors, we locked em both and she gave me oral sex!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!
and of course the swearing at the top of my lungs during the stupid songs... ha ha, im EVIL!
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too stupid for words
by peacefulpete inok this is one for the books, my wife's great grandmother who is a miraculous 94 year old cervical and ovarian cancer survivor and a 87 year old man from the hall were just counselled on the need for a chaperon!
it seems someone was disturbed that the two were alone in her appartment!
she is practically housebound and his visits to shoot the breeze and talk about the old times were the highlight of her week.
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i love how they say he needs a chaperone but do not offer one, especially not one of themselves to do it?couldnt a pioneer count this as her time? and also, are they so stupid they think a 94 year old can have sex??
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My son asked P.O. wife what she was wearing for halloween today at Walmart!
by PaNiCAtTaCk inim assuming this is finally it for me and my family.. i havent been to a meeting in probably 2 and a half months but im just considered weak by most i presume.
i had decided to let my son go trick or treating for the first time this year, after all my wife and i decided to raise him as a normal kid.
so last month when he came home from school and said to us "someone asked me at school what i as going to be for halloween and i told them batman", i just said "oh really" and acted excited for him.
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i disagree with horrible life, you wont be giving him hell, ull be thanking him... to be honest, now there is no going back!!! no chance, GOOD FOR YOU! oh and by the way, youll see, these people you really thought cared about you, at least most of them, wil not even talk to u anymore, they will cross the road when they see you... is that really someone who cared?
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