Badger,
I have to laugh when I see that response as that is exactly what my husband did one morning! He has never been a JW but he got sick of them beating on his door every Saturday (this was before we were married). So, one Saturday when the knocking started, he got out of bed (butt naked), grabbed his SKS, flung the door open and said, "I've been waitin for you!" LOL!!! I wish I could have seen it. He said the looks on their faces were priceless!