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  my pic

  by osmosis in

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  i see y'all upload your pics and i felt sooo left out, so.. here it is, here i am:.

  (yes, i know i badly need a haircut in this pic).

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  lucifer

  I can see Keith Urban there to...very nice, and from Canada too!
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  Name all the reasons why you should be "Disfellowshipped" or "Counselled"

  by JH in

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  well, i should be counselled for:.

  posting 10.000 times on this board .

  going to apostofests .

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  lucifer

  -drinking excessively

  -celebrating holidays

  -smoking cigars(when I drink excessively lol)

  -hanging out with boys alone *gasp*

  -being on this board

  -making plans for college

  -swearing

  -going to different churches....
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  Create a New Name for Yourself!

  by Scully in

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  here is your dose of humour for this afternoon:.

  a. follow the instructions to find your new name.. .

  b. once you have your new name, post it so we can all see it.

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  lucifer

  snooty dippen face .........haha thats funny because me and my friends all add the word "face" to the end of our names when we talk to each other like" hey tara face whats up? nothing desy face."
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  READ THIS

  by youpeoplearefunnyandsad in

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  most of you are apostates right?

  or disfellowshiped?

  do you not think its a little odd that you people all get together and make such an effort to put a religion down?that you get together and plot what you are going to do to disrupt things, that you are so bitter and twisted, that your expereicnces eat you up inside?

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  lucifer

  dear youpeople...thank you so much for your warning for us eager jws like yourself to stay off this site(but why were you here?) I like yourself want to please jeboobah, I am just as blind to the lies in the "truth" that you are, I like yourself, bug people saturday mornings, probably the only day those bad worldy people get to sleep in. I like yourself shun my own family if they don't agree with the sacred word of the watchto...uhh i mean bible. I like yourself would refuse to save my life or childs life by taking blood because the governing bod...uhh i mean god told us to( i think thats what the new light now is right??) I like yourself smile at the idea of armageddon, where millions of women, men and children will be murdered by our all loving god, but thats normal don't worry the watchtow...bible supports us. We have so much more in common....again thank you for not being a hypocrite telling others to stay off apostate sites when you are on one yourself, and yes I will count this as Time for the Service of Jeboobah, Thank you. Yours forever ,Lucifer
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  If The Witnesses Started Going After You Now, What Would You Do?

  by minimus in

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  would you respond to them?

  let sleeping dogs lie?

  go on the attack??

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  I would tell them they better stay at least ten feet away or they would be infected with Apostatitis, a disease that is spreading quite rapidly
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  The worst films you watched

  by greendawn in

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  we often talk about the best films that we have seen but what about the opposite, what were some films that really disappointed you either at the cinema or at home watching them from a dvd (or vhs though that got outdated now)?

  one film i found very boring was the "horse whisperer".

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  Gregor it's Someone like You I'm pretty sure but I LOVE that movie lol

  lets see Glitter with mariah carey, what a long boring movie with someone who can't act for beans

  and Brokeback Mountain sucked, but I will credit the movie some goodness ...It did have Jake and Heath in it*drools*

  and American Physco, I watched this on a date with my first BF, he figured "oh I'll get a scary movie and she will grab onto me because she's scared....so didn't happen lol the movie sucked I laughed the whole time
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  Quick survey for apostates - please everyone just yes or no answer

  by slimboyfat in

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  do the other witnesses with whom you associate/once associated in general know that you are an apostate or have apostate inclinations?

  the reason for the phrase "in general" is that it may be the case that one or two close friends know how you feel, but others in general do not.

  in my own case, one other witness knows, but no one else, so i would answer the survey question with a "no".

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  lucifer

  yes
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  The hills have eyes

  by Elsewhere in

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  i went and saw this yesterday evening.

  i normally don't like horror movies... i usually find them to be stupid because the "scary" moments are always just moments when the movie makes a loud noise while flashing a quick distorted image.

  as i said before, i normally don't go see horror moves, but the previews for this one caught my attention so i thought i'd spend $5.50 on a matinee.. the movie did start out like i suspected... the victims first started making some spectacularly stupid decisions and then the "scary" parts were nothing but sudden loud noises accompanied by a distorted image that was flashed for a fraction of a second... but then it changed!

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  omg I saw it last night...nope I didn't get any sleep it was sooo gory but good! brenda, bobby and the dad and his baby survive...or do they...they end the movie as if someone(mutant freak) is still watching them, grrr I hate when they do that, the Ruby girl saves the baby and ends up dying protecting the baby and his dad...sad in a twisted way I suppose, but the end was pretty intense I recommend finsihing it!
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  Dear Jehovah™ GOD

  by unclebruce in

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  dear jehovah god,

  how are you today?

  as a representative of your 'earthy organisation' i learned you are now nearing the end of your 7,000 year 'day of rest'.

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  lucifer

  Dear God?

  Hey God how's it going? Its Lucifer...remember me the guy you kicked outta 'your' heaven because you couldn't handle competition for power? So how's your 7000 year rest going ..ya lazy a**. All this time you've been "resting" I've been down here working my butt off trying to get people to realize you are just a lazy, murderous, raving lunatic. Anyway enough about you, lets talk about me, since you are doing nothing to stop world hunger, wars, aids etc... I have formed a Board of God, that's right a Board of God...and we have come to a vote that you do not have the skills we are looking for in running our world...futhermore since there are people who would be greatly distressed at your demotion we are letting you "retire", you can send your holy sign as of Jan. 1.2007

  Yours Truly,

  Lucifer Satan
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  If there was ONE thing you could ...

  by talesin in

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  ... change about yourself, what would it be?.

  i'm thinking along the lines of how you perceive/deal with other people, your attitudes, prejudices, learned behaviours, etc.

  .... i'll get us started .... growing up jw, i was taught to expect perfection.

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  lucifer

  hmm lately I wish I could hold my temper better with other people, maybe not be as sarcastic