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  COULD YOU KILL SOMEONE?

  by Mary in

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  and under what circumstances?

  would you kill someone if they molested your child or your spouse?

  what about drug dealers or terrorists?

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  lucifer

  my first thought was NO WAY but when I actually think about it you never know until your faced with a kill or be killed situation, hopefully never have to face that decision
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  Is there anything that's disconinued that you'll love to have around today?

  by JH in

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  sometimes we get attached to certain products and they get discontinued for some reason.

  i miss my marcelle shampoo.

  it was the perfect hypoallergenic shampoo for me.. so, what do you miss?

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  lucifer

  mr.dressup?
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  Do you still say you are a JW?

  by architect in

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  the lastest study article says in a nut shell that we should tell our new workmates/employer that we are a jw..for you folks who do not attend anymore or you've got out of the "theocratic routine" do you still make it know you are a jw?

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  lucifer

  when I was a jw I told the people at work who had to know( so I could have time off for meetings *gag*) but now I don't tell people, my close friends know I used to be one and that I consider it a cult and why.
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  RICHIE RED ALERT

  by RichieRich in

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  i was on the phone speaking with verne thoren, presiding overseer of the willow springs, nc congregation of jehovah's witnesses.

  he tells me he knows of my possesssion of the flock book.

  he knows of my involvement on this site.

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  lucifer

  goodluck richie! (((richie)))
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  YOU HAVE BEEN PUT ON NOTICE!!!!

  by Elsewhere in

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  lucifer

  haha I love it, funny, I would pose for the camera lol
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  Whacky Witness Weirdness

  by limbogirl in

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  ok, i'm sure all of us have met some incredibly bizarre jws over the years --- i have met some that could have been characters in a movie...just unbelievably weird.

  i've shared some of my stories with a good friend (non jw) and she swears i'm making this stuff up.

  how in the heck could i make these people up??

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  lucifer

  there was a man at my hall who was married and had two young children, but he always gave me the creeps. One day he came up to me at the hall and said "put your hand in my pocket" me of course "umm no" , now I was only about 12 at the time but all my instincts were saying to get away from him. So anyway he grabs my hand and sticks it in his pocket....to find sticky old candy. I told my mom about what happened and how it creeped me out. A few months later this guy was in jail for molesting a 13 year old girl!!!! ewww
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  Are there any funny stories in the bible?

  by ballistic in

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  i posted on a thread earlier that i'm sure jesus had a sense of humour.. i clicked submit post.. then i thought, yeah i'm sure he did but he didn't tell any jokes did he?

  in fact i can't think of anything funny in the whole bible.. here's your chance to post a bible story that gets you roaring with laughter...

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  lucifer

  I don't remember the details, but some guy was beating his donkey for not moving and the donkey TALKS to him, but instead of thinking "Hey why is a donkey talking to me?" he replies to it, the nonsense of it all!
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  Can a disassociated person attend the memorial?

  by chok in

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  i disassociated myself last year, because i refused to attend a jc!

  i preferred to jump ship rather than be pushed!.

  this year my parents have invited me to the memorial?

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  lucifer

  yes you can, the elders came to my door and left an invitation with my brother ( whose been DA'd longer than I have)
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  Who's up for some fun?

  by Inquisitor in

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  shake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!

  when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!

  better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!

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  lucifer

  prince edward island...little to far to go to ontario, if thats where you are lol, but it would've been fun
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  Who's up for some fun?

  by Inquisitor in

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  shake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!

  when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!

  better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!

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  lucifer

  oh man this thread is funny! I would pay to see my brother dress up like jesus(he has the beard,hippie thing going on) and go to the hall and sit in the front row.

  You could always bring your own wine glass, and when they pass the glass to you, tip some of the wine in it and pass the other glass along, sip that wine innocently the rest of the service.

  I've decided that I am going to the memorial, to wreak as much havoc as I can, I'll bring a camera with me and show you guys the pics later:)