What they need is a movie comprised completely of cheese.
On a related note, I reccomend the following book:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0380814676/qid=1096057406/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl14/002-7708392-6168827?v=glance&s=books&n=507846