I'm not absolutely sure this is a serious post so... I'm only half joking.
I was not home at all last week. Only my husband was here. You don't know what happened for 5 days.
I accused him of making the mess and not cleaning it. He said he did not make a mess on the stove. There's your answer. And he said the last time the kitchen was cleaned, he did it. Good guy.
I pointed out, that He was the only one here, (he's fully aware of that. Parent/child behaviour on your part)) it was either him or someone was coming into our our all ninja like and making the messes and leaving them. Oooh, sarcasm.
He said, "yea I guess." trans. "Believe what you like"
I demanded he admit that he was the only one that could have possibly made the uncleaned mess What if there was another possibility ?and he refused and said he "did not appreciate me accusing him of lying" That sounds assertive and reasonable
I still know he did it. No you don't, you're not clairvoyant. Why won't he just admit to it? Because he said he didn't do it !
Signed,
It's Monday I have a busier week this week than I did last week and I won't 'be here to protect my kitchen. Perhaps he'll eat out every night for safety.
Is everything O.K. at home ??