this is truly music that DEBASES!!
gawd...listening to this is even worse than those awful jw parties where someone would bring their guitar and we'd have to sit around singing kingdumb melodies.
limbogirl
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Creepy JW Music for Kids!
by limbogirl inmaybe this has already been posted or you're familiar with it but i just discovered this on itunes.
it's being sold on itunes.. the subject matter alone is enough to make you want to barf but get a load of the music and singing talent on this little gem.
a couple of the tracks landed in an imix of the worst music on itunes.
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Creepy JW Music for Kids!
by limbogirl inmaybe this has already been posted or you're familiar with it but i just discovered this on itunes.
it's being sold on itunes.. the subject matter alone is enough to make you want to barf but get a load of the music and singing talent on this little gem.
a couple of the tracks landed in an imix of the worst music on itunes.
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limbogirl
Kid-A -- LOL!!
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Creepy JW Music for Kids!
by limbogirl inmaybe this has already been posted or you're familiar with it but i just discovered this on itunes.
it's being sold on itunes.. the subject matter alone is enough to make you want to barf but get a load of the music and singing talent on this little gem.
a couple of the tracks landed in an imix of the worst music on itunes.
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limbogirl
Miss Behave --
I hear ya! I woke up this morning feeling a bit queasy -- actually working from home today due to this...first thought is that I ate some bad sushi last night at dinner. But now I believe it's because I listened to this stuff last night before I went to bed.
LimboGirl
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Creepy JW Music for Kids!
by limbogirl inmaybe this has already been posted or you're familiar with it but i just discovered this on itunes.
it's being sold on itunes.. the subject matter alone is enough to make you want to barf but get a load of the music and singing talent on this little gem.
a couple of the tracks landed in an imix of the worst music on itunes.
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limbogirl
Maybe this has already been posted or you're familiar with it but I just discovered this on iTunes. YES! it's being sold on iTunes. Unbelievable! It's an album of kids songs all about...you guessed it...being a JW...written and performed by a JW named Gary Alt.
The subject matter alone is enough to make you want to barf but get a load of the music and singing talent on this little gem. A couple of the tracks landed in an iMix of the worst music on iTunes.
Here's the link -- I'm providing the Tower Records link because the clips are longer than the ones on iTunes and you get to hear more of the lyrics which will make you either want to laugh or puke -- or maybe both. http://www.towerrecords.com/product.aspx?pfid=3201450&from1=QUIA
Check out these tracks: First Things First -- about going out in service every Saturday morning of the year Also, Brooklyn Bound -- about going to Bethel (triple puke on this one) and there's even a song about being on time to the meetings -- I'm Gonna Be On Time.
Also, on the Tower Records link you can read about the mastermind behind this release.
Just had a thought...every year at Christmas we have a gift exchange at work but it has to be a gag gift or a regift or something just really cheesy. This is it folks!! Someone in my office is getting this for Christmas!!
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Hypocrisy
by 5thGeneration inwondering everyone's best hypocrisy stories.. one of many for me is an elder who told me he doesn't think gambling is wrong and smoking the "odd" cigar is fine.
beauty!.
in a local cong.. any good stories?.
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limbogirl
jdubs who brag about being part of a loving organization that accepts everyone regardless of color. see how the story changes when a white 19 year old female dub begins dating a 21 year old african american male dub (ministerial servant, no less)
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How did your parents punish you?????(Fluff)
by whyamihere innow i know the topic may be thought of as abuse scenario, however it is not.....(i am sick of hearing about abuse).
i threw a party at my house(parents came home early)....anyway, as a punishment i was to sand and stain shingles for the house.
this was a huge job it took me 2 weeks to get it all done.
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limbogirl
The usual spankings with whatever my mom could get her hands on...hairbrush, flyswatter, clothes hanger. And then after being punished we had to pray to jehovah........Dear jehovah--I'm sorry I hit my little brother. Please jehovah, kill all the wicked people. through your son jesus christ, amen.
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limbogirl
LOL at Moggy Lover....was thinking the exact same thing!
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Can an extremely "overweight" JW's man become a JW elder?
by booker-t ini remember years ago at my kh there was a brother that was "very" heavy.
he was a very nice guy brother grover(not his real name) was very helpful to all of the elders and ministerial servants but he never became an elder.
i always wondered why and i think it was because he was "heavy".
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limbogirl
Most of the elder's and many of the pioneers I knew in my dub days were overweight...excessively so. There were a couple of elder's who would sit with an empty chair between them and their excessively overweight wife. I remember one pioneer couple -- husb. was also an elder -- who were so large that they sweated constantly and had a hard time fitting in the chairs. Thankfully we were in a somewhat rural area and they didn't have to worry about too much time out of the car while in the service. Was sad as they were both fairly young -- late twenties.
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Making money off the dubs in the name of jehoobie!!!
by kid-A inyes brothers, you too can look like a "hip" publisher of the "good news" with your brand new kingdom ministry "leather accessories!
whoo--hooo!
http://www.ministryideaz.com/.
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limbogirl
Looking-Glass: Stoops are in southern Missouri. (and it shows )
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Making money off the dubs in the name of jehoobie!!!
by kid-A inyes brothers, you too can look like a "hip" publisher of the "good news" with your brand new kingdom ministry "leather accessories!
whoo--hooo!
http://www.ministryideaz.com/.
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limbogirl
Looking-Glass:
Funny you should mention Jezebel...on one of the bus trips I took there was an old man protesting outside of Bethel -- apparently he was there all the time and when we walked by to enter the sacred gates of Bethel he screamed at us (four 19 year old girls) that we were all Jezebels with painted toenails. That was the highlight of the entire trip.
Anyway, I have a billion (no exaggeration) ideas for trinkets for our souvenir stand...wouldn't it be great to have reproductions made of the pictures in the my book of bible stories -- you know, like those precious moments or lladro figurines. Imagine a life like figurine depicting Jezebel falling out the window to be eaten by dogs! People would eat it up!! no pun intended. It could have a little brass plate that reads: this is what jehoobie does to bad girls.
I'm quitting my job tomorrow...I'll meet you in Brooklyn on Saturday.
u/d: I grew up in the same area that the Stoops family lives and manufactures their lovely wares. They really need to check out the competition, though. This link provided by Kid-A has much better stuff! and cartoons and greeting cards -- they are the Walmart of witnessworld.