Forscher,
If you read the bible from a humanitarian point of view rather than a pious religious point of view you will quickly see that their is something seriously wrong with the Jewish god. I hate to be in a kingdom run by this god.
Spectrum
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Which massacres did Jehovah sanction?
by Spectrum inthe ones i'm familiar with are from the repercussion of the rape and murder of the levites concubine.
judges 19-21 .
about 100,000 died in battle then all the towns of benjamin were put to the sword as were the people that didn't join in against the benjamites.
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Which massacres did Jehovah sanction?
by Spectrum inthe ones i'm familiar with are from the repercussion of the rape and murder of the levites concubine.
judges 19-21 .
about 100,000 died in battle then all the towns of benjamin were put to the sword as were the people that didn't join in against the benjamites.
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Tetra,
I think you've covered all the bases with that link!! If anybody could find a link like that it would be you!! -
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blonde, ok and brunette jokes if you know any
by Spectrum ina guy walked into a bar with a crocodile and announced to everybody, "i bet you $10 that i can get the croc to open its mouth put my head in then withdraw it without losing my head.
any takers?
on getting some bets in, he took a heavy glass ashtray wacked the croc on it's head with full force, the croc opened it's mouth the guy put his head in and withdrew it safely.
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BrendaCloutier,
"As a blonde secretary I once worked with would say: "Snatch don't match""
hmmm, The obvious question is, how do you know?!!! -
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Which massacres did Jehovah sanction?
by Spectrum inthe ones i'm familiar with are from the repercussion of the rape and murder of the levites concubine.
judges 19-21 .
about 100,000 died in battle then all the towns of benjamin were put to the sword as were the people that didn't join in against the benjamites.
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"And really, considering the wholesale slaughter of innocents going on in the name of "a woman's right to choose", I have to ask myself just how we can dare claim the moral right to judge him?"
I can't see the connection. Abortionists don't mitigate the wholesale slaughter of the innocents. Look at the context in which Jehovah was sanctioning the killings carried out by his chosen people. And yes as a thinking person a do judge him. -
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Which massacres did Jehovah sanction?
by Spectrum inthe ones i'm familiar with are from the repercussion of the rape and murder of the levites concubine.
judges 19-21 .
about 100,000 died in battle then all the towns of benjamin were put to the sword as were the people that didn't join in against the benjamites.
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The ones I'm familiar with are from the repercussion of the rape and murder of the Levites concubine. Judges 19-21
About 100,000 died in battle then all the towns of benjamin were put to the sword as were the people that didn't join in against the Benjamites.
The following verses shows how reprehensible the jewish God was.
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Judges 21
6 Now the Israelites grieved for their brothers, the Benjamites. "Today one tribe is cut off from Israel," they said. 7 "How can we provide wives for those who are left, since we have taken an oath by the LORD not to give them any of our daughters in marriage?" 8 Then they asked, "Which one of the tribes of Israel failed to assemble before the LORD at Mizpah?" They discovered that no one from Jabesh Gilead had come to the camp for the assembly. 9 For when they counted the people, they found that none of the people of Jabesh Gilead were there.
10 So the assembly sent twelve thousand fighting men with instructions to go to Jabesh Gilead and put to the sword those living there, including the women and children. 11 "This is what you are to do," they said. "Kill every male and every woman who is not a virgin." 12 They found among the people living in Jabesh Gilead four hundred young women who had never slept with a man, and they took them to the camp at Shiloh in Canaan.
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Can anyone deny that the jewish god was demonic? Putting innocent women and children to death because their tribe did not join in a bloody massacre of the innocents.
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blonde, ok and brunette jokes if you know any
by Spectrum ina guy walked into a bar with a crocodile and announced to everybody, "i bet you $10 that i can get the croc to open its mouth put my head in then withdraw it without losing my head.
any takers?
on getting some bets in, he took a heavy glass ashtray wacked the croc on it's head with full force, the croc opened it's mouth the guy put his head in and withdrew it safely.
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Blondie,
If you know any please add. -
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blonde, ok and brunette jokes if you know any
by Spectrum ina guy walked into a bar with a crocodile and announced to everybody, "i bet you $10 that i can get the croc to open its mouth put my head in then withdraw it without losing my head.
any takers?
on getting some bets in, he took a heavy glass ashtray wacked the croc on it's head with full force, the croc opened it's mouth the guy put his head in and withdrew it safely.
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Bebu,
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blonde, ok and brunette jokes if you know any
by Spectrum ina guy walked into a bar with a crocodile and announced to everybody, "i bet you $10 that i can get the croc to open its mouth put my head in then withdraw it without losing my head.
any takers?
on getting some bets in, he took a heavy glass ashtray wacked the croc on it's head with full force, the croc opened it's mouth the guy put his head in and withdrew it safely.
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To All
"I am a natural Blonde and i must confess , some of these Blonde jokes aren't far off"
What is it then about blondes that gets the comedian out of us?
I have a theory. Can any blondes out there validate it for me?
The word has gone about that blondes have more fun. What idiot started that, I don't know, but if it is true, then it can only be a self-fulfilling prophecy on both sides of the equation - women and men(ie men after blondes).
Women who are hoodwinked into this sexualised idea of blonde hair, go out and get their hair dyed blonde believing that they will attracked more guys to fuel their ego. And of course they will attract more because men, as i've said, are on the other side of this equation. These men now want only one thing from our blonde princesses. They are not going to get the sensible blondes, so they are left with the egocentric sex starved bleach blondes. Intelligent brunettes realise what is happening and refrain from dyeing their hair blonde. The polarisation is complete except that the real sensible blondes get caught on the wrong side of this equation.
In a way it's a good thing for some of us guys because a bleach blonde is marking herself for rejection from person like me.
I love brunettes anyway, always did.
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A few from an internet site.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A: A blond doing cartwheels. -
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blonde, ok and brunette jokes if you know any
by Spectrum ina guy walked into a bar with a crocodile and announced to everybody, "i bet you $10 that i can get the croc to open its mouth put my head in then withdraw it without losing my head.
any takers?
on getting some bets in, he took a heavy glass ashtray wacked the croc on it's head with full force, the croc opened it's mouth the guy put his head in and withdrew it safely.
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A guy walked into a bar with a crocodile and announced to everybody, "I bet you $10 that I can get the croc to open its mouth put my head in then withdraw it without losing my head. Any takers?"
On getting some bets in, he took a heavy glass ashtray wacked the croc on it's head with full force, the croc opened it's mouth the guy put his head in and withdrew it safely.
Everybody was amazed but thought that if he hits that croc again he is going to be eaten. So the guy says, "Another round?" and everybody piled there money in. He wacks the croc with all his might, the croc opens its mouth, in goes his head and again withdraws it safely and made a load money. He looks at the people gathered around and says "Does anybody want to have a go?" A blonde standing in the crowd answers, "Yeah, I'll have a go but don't wack me so hard." -
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What would Russell change if he appeared tomorrow?
by Spectrum inwould he change any of the following?
blood, .
christmas, .
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"Russell: absolutely. But listen: if Jesus Christ himself would appear tomorrow (in flesh) he would be promptly disfellowshipped too."
Very true!!!
He would get done for fraternizing with prostitutes and disfellowshipped ex-JWs.
In his defense would say, "verily verily, I say unto thee, my apostles *ucked it all up, you've all got it wrong. Rutherford is roasting in hell. Yes people, you were wrong again, there is a hell and it's hot!!"
There is a mad rush out of the Kingdom halls.
What other repercussions can you imagine under this scenario?