Posts by Clam

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*FLUFF ALERT*** Funky Foods

by Big Dog in

what in your opinion is the funkiest of the funky when it comes to food?

some of my picks:.

dinty moore stew.

Apostate quick build teams

by slugga in

anyone up for starting an apostate quick build team.

we'll turn up in the middle of the night, saturday night / sunday morning, at a chosen kingdom hall and brick the doors up so that no one can get in for the public talk !.

matt

Clam

Why not come up with an official looking "Seizure Notice" to put on the doors?

That leads me to another idea. You could have a notice saying :

" Due with immediate effect all religions have been banned by the world's governments. Notice is hereby given of indefinate closure of this building. "

They'd get all excited about the end being near and the imminent slaughter of 6 billion people.

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Apostate quick build teams

by slugga in

anyone up for starting an apostate quick build team.

we'll turn up in the middle of the night, saturday night / sunday morning, at a chosen kingdom hall and brick the doors up so that no one can get in for the public talk !.

matt

Elders playing GOOD COP - BAD COP.....Test your knowledge HERE!

by Trojan in

many of you have notices how the pictures in the literature have "subliminal" messages (not hidden pictures, i mean subtle messages to the mind).

here's a little, fun test:.

who's the bad guy in the picture and why do you say so?.

Clam

I can see the picture by the way, although it could have been edited since the other guys advised.

For me the bad guy is the one in the middle. It's a hospital maternity unit waiting room and he's an expectant father.

The two helpful members of the HLC in their suits are reminding him of scriptures and Jehovah's dislike of life saving blood transfusions; just in case the guy's wife has a haemorrhage.

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Grossed out...

by Tuesday in

jw
friends

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i just sat on a public toilet seat at my job and it was warm....wicked gross feeling.

any other things that gross you out?

Clam

Ladies with huge butts wearing very thin, flesh coloured leggings - usually sporting a thong underneath.

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I Found Jesus Today

by atypical in

jw
friends

he was standing on the corner of 27th avenue and northern.. he was wearing a sandwich board that said "salvation for the jews".

he had a name tag, which is how i know that i really found him.. i liked his beard, and the tape on his shoes.. i honked, so that he would know that i accept him.. he waved and smiled.

now i know that he accepts me, too..

Clam

What kind of bookbag is Jesus carrying there?

LOL Jeff - it's the Samsonite Salvation Mk2

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I Found Jesus Today

by atypical in

jw
friends

he was standing on the corner of 27th avenue and northern.. he was wearing a sandwich board that said "salvation for the jews".

he had a name tag, which is how i know that i really found him.. i liked his beard, and the tape on his shoes.. i honked, so that he would know that i accept him.. he waved and smiled.

now i know that he accepts me, too..

Dependence and US addiction on Foreign Oil

by stillajwexelder in

the president said in the state of the union that the us must wean itself off imported oil/energy - this has to be positive and no matter what ones politics all must agree with this surely?

Clam

It's one thing to SAY it. Quite another to actually do ANYTHING about it. Cheap platitudes are what this administration is all about.

My cynicism towards politicians makes me think this too. It's the same here with Tony Blur. Loads of sound bites but little action. This stuff need's sorting out NOW. Sustainable biofuels and other alternatives have to be the future. A friend of mine even runs his car on used cooking oil. The west is trashing fossil fuel supplies as it is, but when 500,000 chinese have all got a big 4 wheel drive each then it'll be meltdown time. My JW brother in law thinks its not a problem however. He believes the lucky buggers who survive Armageddon will all be using horse based transport.

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