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Posts by Clam
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15Wicked angel was driving the UFO the wise men saw
by Franz inif an angel was in a ufo that led the astrologers (the 'wise men') to the young child jesus in that house (mt 2:11), then it must have been a wicked angel.
we have these pagan astrologers (greek, "magoi"; see de 18:10-12 and isa 47:13,14) traveling along and they see a "star".
(how convenient; astrologers.....stars.....) does it lead them directly to jesus?
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ON NEWS WIRE "Illuminati-reptilian C.T. Russell "
by DannyHaszard inhitler etait-il un rothschild ?
" - david icke fait scandale.
imc paris, france - 10 minutes ago .
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Clam
Charles Taze getting ready for some Illuminati-
Reptilian action.
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THE GOVERMENT AND SHUNNING.....
by Mary inafter reading the tragedy of puternut, i was thinking that perhaps it's time that the government took another look at what can happen when they allow religions like the jws, to cut off family members without a second thought.
surely someone's rights to have normal religions with their family should come before freedom of religion.
isn't it ironic that the gb fought so hard in court to obtain freedom of religion, yet their own members commit suicide when they try to express this very right.
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Clam
It surprises me that in a such a litigious society as the States that no one has sued the WTS, even individual elders for causing pernicious harm by ordering disassociation. Isn't there a record over there of at least one "no win no fee" attorney having a crack at it?
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Post your funny here!
by misspeaches inthought we could share any funnies we have in this thread.
no commentary is needed.
lets just make it solely jokes, cartoons, funny pics etc..
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Clam
Excerpts from the Queen Mother's Book of Remembrance
The following are entries made by the British public in special books left in churches and cathedrals shortly after the death of HRH Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother
> "She was one of the old school, all the remaining royals are shit"
> J.Clement. Grantham.> ----------------------------------------------------------
> "I thought she would never die, she has let us all down very badly"
> D.Holmes, Somerset.
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> "She was a trooper and she never gave up. I remember one time she was
> visiting a school and I asked her if she would like to make a visit to
> the cloakroom before she left. 'No' she replied, 'I didn't give in to
> the Nazis and I won't give in to the bladder'. That's how she was, a
> fighter, who refused to be beaten by anything. She pissed herself
later though"
> B. Forrester, North Yorkshire.
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> "She was a marvellous woman, and a wonderful lover".
> L. J.Worthington, Penrith.
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> "I am absolutely devastated, at least we could have got the day off".
> S.Wilson, Bristol.> ----------------------------------------------------------
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> "How refreshing to be able to mourn the death of a member of the Royal
> family without being accused of being homosexual". J. Fletcher, High
> Wycombe.
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> "Her death should act as a warning to others who think it is cool to
> experiment with drugs".
> E. Franks, Cheshire.
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> "On behalf of all blacks, I send the sincerest condolences".
> T.Watson, Ilford.
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> ----------------------------------------------------------> "Once again the Queen is not upset enough for my liking, the woman
> should have a bit more compassion, how would she feel if it was her
> mother?"
> W.Waugh, Richmond.
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> "It is such a loss, God has shat on our heads".
> K. O'Neil, Inverness.> "I am sure the Queen Mum will not let this setback put an end to her
> public duties". N. Wallace, Swansea.
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> "I hold Princess Margaret in no small way responsible for this
terrible event"
> E. Thompson, West Lothian.
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> "Bomb Iraq for us Tony, its the only thing that will make us feel
> better"
> P.McGregor, Southampton.
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> "We must do all we can, send blankets, food parcels, jumpers, anything
> to help these brave souls who are queuing up to walk past her coffin".
> R. Thompson, Bath.
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> "I have been unable to masturbate for five days, and will not do so
> again until her majesty is buried"
> E. Gorman, Derbyshire.
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> "Good God, who is next, Geri Halliwell?".
> R. Combes, Romford.
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> "No matter how she felt, no matter the situation, she always wore a
> smile. Just like a retard"
> G. Hollins, East Sussex.
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> "I remember she came to visit us in the East End one time. She was so
> kind, so generous and so sweet. She whispered softly in my ear, 'you
> know its not true' she said, 'you don't smell of shit'. She was a
> wondrous person". E.Collier, London.
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> "Whichever way you look at it, it just is not as exciting as Diana".
> G.Williams, West Midlands.
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> "She was one of us, and by that I don't mean she perpetrated insurance
> fraud or lied about expense claims. She was like us in a good way. God
> bless you ma'am". L. Weller, Harlow.
>"She had such a difficult life, always battling against adversity and
misfortune. Let us hope that if there is a next time round she is
given a life of privilege and comfort" T.D.Wainwright, Hastings. -
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Fruit trees in eden. Alien vegetation?
by Franz inin genesis we read that god created man and set him in the .
garden to tend it.
(genesis 2:8).
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Clam
LOL @ tetrapod
I'm a Franz fan and read his stuff intently. It's also the kind of stuff I can slip into conversation and use to scare people away, eg have my own carriage on a train, get my barber to stop talking to me while he's cutting my hair, or simply emptying the pub when I just want a quiet drink.
Franz get your own website dude but keep posting here
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Do you still read the bible?
by JH in.
i don't read it anymore.. i figure that i know enough of it, without having to go back and read it again.
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Clam
Ever since I was a little kid I was fascinated by the Bible. My interest is what made me an easy target for the JWs in my teens. I'm still as fascinated by it now as I ever was and regulalry read parts of it. Posts from here often get me opening it up. I think its easy to slip into the practice of worshipping the Bible itself though. I enjoy reading it these days and still have this gut feeling that it contains some dark secrets.
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JW EXORCISTS
by Clam ini first got into the jw cult at the age of 13, when my obviously well meaning jw sister saw me as a particularly juicy target for brain washing.
during my impressionable teens i came across several stories inside the congo concerning such matters as possession of a house by a poltergeist or indeed possession of a child/teenager by some kind of malevolent entity.
according to my circle of jdubs the offending demons soon made a dash for it when the jws turned up.
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It was late at night and she was hearing noises or 'bumps' in the night. So being a good JDub that she is,, she proceeds to pray really hard and yell out Jehovah's name many
Thanks for your story Highlander. Being an innocent lady I wondered if your great aunt was hearing a couple going at it in a neighbouring appartment when I read this LOL.
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OK, I't My Turn As The Newbie
by BlackPearl ini'm not sure where to start, probably in two major areas.
mechanics thing, that can't work, and what i see as the lack of true love in the brotherhood.
i've been in "the truth" or lack thereof, for about 30 years, give or take a little.
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Clam
BlackPearl welcome and what a great first post. I really enjoyed reading it.
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Now Available: Direct Quotes from Jehovahs Witness Literature by Topic
by Elsewhere in.
with many thanks for the great amount of help and work by atlantis and lady lee, i am proud to present a new information source that offers direct quotes from jehovahs witness literature by topic.. this site is much like quote's site, only in this case every topic not only contains quotes, there are also actual scans of the original publications that are quoted.. atlantis and lady lee did most of the hard work... all i am doing is hosting what they put together.
to view these new quotes, go to www.davidgladden.com and click on the very first link at the top of the page.
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Clam
Great stuff Elsewhere and thank you.
I'm still spending Sundays reading the Watchtower, but in an oh so much more entertaining way, LOL.
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JW FORCE SCHOOL TO BAN HOT CROSS BUNS
by DannyHaszard inthis is not a spoof
school decides to ban the bun
suffolk evening star, uk - 8 minutes ago .
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Clam
Blondie my gut feeling is that the school is more likely to make these decisions rather than the normally low profile JWs kicking off.
As Slugga points out, the moslems are normally in the front line. Banning things like piggy banks because they may offend moslems simply brings embarassment on the part of moslems. In most cases they find this overboard sycophantic attempt to keep them happy as ridiculous and a waste of time.