Well...I guess every blind pig finds an acorn....finally.
Posts by D8TA
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18Why are smurfs demons?
by No_one_shall_know_my_name in.
smurfs are satins little helpers out to rule the world with their magical powers to brain wash little kids.beware:if you see a smurf run they will eat you as shown in an earlier post by several other people don't lets the evil cartoons destroy your life.
this is not a joke!!!!!!
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Is Cloning a "good" thing?
by D8TA ini thought it was...untill i saw lilly munster being the first to claim that she did it.
then i thought..."no".
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I thought it was...untill I saw Lilly Munster being the first to claim that she did it. Then I thought..."no".
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Like Cracks in a Dam
by D8TA inkinda had a thought today: .
ever see that movie called force 10 from navarone?
it's about a u.s. commando squad (escorted by some british agents...you know, they always need the u.s.'s help...heh heh) in ww2 given the task of destroying a bridge in europe as to prevent a nazi crossing.
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D8TA
Kinda had a thought today:
Ever see that movie called Force 10 From Navarone? It's about a U.S. commando squad (escorted by some British agents...you know, they always need the U.S.'s help...heh heh) in WW2 given the task of destroying a bridge in Europe as to prevent a Nazi crossing. Comes to it, they can't really destroy the bridge...but thanks to the (ever so rare) quick thinking of one of the British agents (demolitionist) they decide to blow up a dam instead...thus causing the bridge to be destroyed.
Anywho, when this British agent and an American Col. make their way to the bottom of the damn and set the charge, and its goes off, the dam didn't blow up in glorious fashion. Nope, it took a number of minutes...a delay if you will...before the dam's structure started to crack and finally began to break apart.
Sometimes, when information (U.N. Scandal, Pedophilia, Take-Your-Pick) that is damaging to certain "organizations"...it takes a little bit for things to crumble. The damage isn't always complete, but sometimes enough to cripple. Patience is key.
Regardless, the information is out there...and thanks to the easy access to such with the internet and media attention, those who are told to ignore...really don't. It's inescapable.
I've noticed a huge influx of new people on this board (as well as other places), perhaps the dam is starting to give way from all the information explosions of the past. People are not stupid, no matter how much somebody may have a high control upon them. It's in our basic nature to question information that comes our way...much less ignore it. Sometimes, you just have to let nature take it's course and trust in time to rectify certain situations.
( all cheap shots to the British were implied in humor...because, it was fun. HEH HEH! No British people were harmed in the typing of this post )
* and edited because beer has a funny way of making me spell stuff in weird and original ways.
Edited by - D8TA on 28 December 2002 23:18:24
Edited by - D8TA on 28 December 2002 23:18:56
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WHAT WOULD U HAVE DONE ON THE TITANIC?
by Mary inlets say you were born prior to the 20th century and found yourself on the titanic on the night of april 14, 1912. your a male.
all the lifeboats are either going or have gone.
what would you have done in order to try and survive?
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D8TA
I would take George Carlin's advice:
"I locate my nearest emergency exit and then I plan my route, you have to plan your route. It's not always a straight line is it?....I look around for; women and children, midgets and dwarves, cripples, war widows, paralyzed veterans, people with broken legs, anybody who looks like they can't move too well. The emotionally disturbed come in very handy at a time like this. You may have to go out of your way to find these people, but you get out of the plane a lot god damn quicker believe me!"
"I say; let's see I go around the fat (expletive), step on the widow's head, push those children out of the way, knock down the paralyzed midget....and get out of the plane where I can help others."
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D8TA
Now I'm getting suspicious, isn't there a post already about this? Hmmmm...could THIS post be a CLONE of THAT post???
Be afraid...be very afraid.
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.aspx?id=43274&site=3
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Satan Claus
by SwedishChef insanta claus takes the place of god in the holidays.
similarities between santa and god:.
quality of santa claus #1:.
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D8TA
Heh...you all forget this argument:
When you re-arrange the words in Claus it spells: A.C.L.U.s.
All "true" Christian's should be aware of this. Everybody knows the ACLU is really Santa...eh...Satan, or something.
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Will China have 1 Billion Christians????
by JT inthe washingtonpost carried a very powerful article on religion in china and it's growth-- for many years there is-- no god-- has been the offical position of the state- .
many persons believe that man has an inward desire to worship, while others feel it is merely a result of the suffering of man, that he looks for something better and thruout history one of the roles of religion has always been to promise it's followers a better life for temporary suffering now.
and any quick review of the lives of folks in china clearly shows that they need a hope and religion does sell hope- as jesse jackson said: "keep hope alive".
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Their are about 250,000,000 people listed in the Chinese phone book under the name of Wong. Now, should every one of them convert that would mean:
There are a lot of Christians who are Wong, and that's a lot of Wong phone numbers.
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First Human Clone
by donkey in.
yes baby....cloning is kewl!!!!
edited by - donkey on 27 december 2002 7:55:14edited by - donkey on 27 december 2002 8:1:50.
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D8TA
HEY HEY HEY!
Notice the heading in the article which reads:
No data released
THIS REALLY CHAPS MY HIDE!
I never knew I was in bondage in the first place! Tell me, WHO the hell are THESE people to drag me in to their rinky-dink schemes?!
Same old, same old!
Make a clone...yep, drag D8TA in to it! Create controversy...yep, drag D8TA in to it! Somebody initiates an evil and sinister plan for world domination by hyper-bred superior cloned humans....hey why not, let's DRAG D8TA IN TO IT!
WHEN will they leave me alone?! WHEN?! Vultures! Picking at my name constantly like a corpse for their collective community of nerds.
"We need 'data' to verify", they say.
"We need 'data' to prove our silly theories", they say.
DATA! DATA! DATA!
Well I say, "I want beer and women and all you media hounds and scientists...leave me alone damn you"!
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First Human Clone
by donkey in.
yes baby....cloning is kewl!!!!
edited by - donkey on 27 december 2002 7:55:14edited by - donkey on 27 december 2002 8:1:50.
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D8TA
...Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.
Franky Four Vest, join me and together we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
Your father never told you what happened to your third cousin's half brother twiced removed from your step uncle's former mistress' who was your mother's first landlord adopted son's former parent's room mate.
No....I am your third cousin's half brother twiced removed from your step uncle's former mistress' who was your mother's first landlord adopted son's former parent's room mate.
