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  Slap KW here! ~ weak poll #4

  by unclebruce in

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  kw is a bright young man who knows his way around computers and cult indoctination techniques.

  he is helping his mum and many others see the truth about the truth.

  he had a bad side though when it comes to sharing chocolate with desperate hungry relatives.. so what will you do when you meet kw at an apostate bbq?.

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  LMFAO!! ha ha, yeh...in your dreams. Jehoover would set fire to it infront of all the baal worshipin' peeps.
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  JW Joke that was circulating for about 2000000000 years

  by KW13 in

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  this man walks into a pet shop (worldly man) and sees a parrot he likes.

  so he takes it.. on monday he was sat there, reading the paper, having breakfast when the parrot talks.

  "have you done your book study" and it keeps repeating it.

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  We didn't get out much at our hall.
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  Jehoover punishing me

  by KW13 in

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  i got two chairs in my room that are from our kingdom hall, we took them ages ago and i also have a new table that was meant for the second school but they already had a new one.. thing is, on the chair i use at my desk.

  when i sit down i sometimes touch the chair leg...when i do a bright blue spark happens and i get a shock ( no lie ).

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  lol, i think your tryna make me look as bad as unc bruce!!! NOT ME NOPE.
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  Jehoover punishing me

  by KW13 in

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  i got two chairs in my room that are from our kingdom hall, we took them ages ago and i also have a new table that was meant for the second school but they already had a new one.. thing is, on the chair i use at my desk.

  when i sit down i sometimes touch the chair leg...when i do a bright blue spark happens and i get a shock ( no lie ).

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  sometimes if i am stroking the dog, he gets shocked too LOL.

  As you know dogs get wet noses, i was stroking him and he and i both got a shock...poor guy.
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  RICHIE RED ALERT

  by RichieRich in

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  i was on the phone speaking with verne thoren, presiding overseer of the willow springs, nc congregation of jehovah's witnesses.

  he tells me he knows of my possesssion of the flock book.

  he knows of my involvement on this site.

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  What SECRET book?

  yeh, its odd cos i don't remember it either and i am sure if you were to ask any of the JW's at the hall, they won't of seen it...
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  Jehoover punishing me

  by KW13 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i got two chairs in my room that are from our kingdom hall, we took them ages ago and i also have a new table that was meant for the second school but they already had a new one.. thing is, on the chair i use at my desk.

  when i sit down i sometimes touch the chair leg...when i do a bright blue spark happens and i get a shock ( no lie ).

  repent?

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  If he's communicating with me, does that make me the 'F&D slave' ??
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  Jehoover punishing me

  by KW13 in

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  2. humour

  i got two chairs in my room that are from our kingdom hall, we took them ages ago and i also have a new table that was meant for the second school but they already had a new one.. thing is, on the chair i use at my desk.

  when i sit down i sometimes touch the chair leg...when i do a bright blue spark happens and i get a shock ( no lie ).

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  After all the things they got from you while they were exploiting you as a JW, giving you a chair to sit on is the least reward they could give you.

  I agree ^^
  

  Be careful kw stastic can kill - mmm maybe we should say something to greendawn..

  Static can kill eh? *shouts stepdad* **Poppy, if your into big words - look-up verbose. Though to use it, you'd be verbose
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  Slap KW here! ~ weak poll #4

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  kw is a bright young man who knows his way around computers and cult indoctination techniques.

  he is helping his mum and many others see the truth about the truth.

  he had a bad side though when it comes to sharing chocolate with desperate hungry relatives.. so what will you do when you meet kw at an apostate bbq?.

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  but he's no match for jehoover...what am i saying
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  Jehoover punishing me

  by KW13 in

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  i got two chairs in my room that are from our kingdom hall, we took them ages ago and i also have a new table that was meant for the second school but they already had a new one.. thing is, on the chair i use at my desk.

  when i sit down i sometimes touch the chair leg...when i do a bright blue spark happens and i get a shock ( no lie ).

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  Ballistic lol, i dont wanna dress like unc bruce.

  Chair is just like you describe unc but you shouldn't have to suffer. i shall...continue putting up with it!

  you could always burn it...that used to be a popular JW way of disposing of demonized garage sale goods here in the states.

  ...mmm though mum and stepdad dont know this, frequently i'd cover it in aftershave and set fire to it. Did i stir up the Jehoover spirit?
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  Jehoover punishing me

  by KW13 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i got two chairs in my room that are from our kingdom hall, we took them ages ago and i also have a new table that was meant for the second school but they already had a new one.. thing is, on the chair i use at my desk.

  when i sit down i sometimes touch the chair leg...when i do a bright blue spark happens and i get a shock ( no lie ).

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  Poppy lol..you've been sniffing too much glue i tink