Posts by KW13

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"Mommy - I'm scared!"

by Bumble Bee in

i was walking downtown this morning and came upon a jw dad with his two little girls.

they were waiting at a light to cross and a woman with her little girl (the two little girls were around the same age, maybe 6 years old) was walking past them.

the little jw girl turns around and whips out the mags.

yeh its sad, thing is these kids without any clue as to what is right and wrong (so long as mum and dad are ok with it) then grow believing it and only cos they were raised in it. Maybe why those ones fall away...why am i witness...

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Apologia Contra Bonehead 'Awake' of May '06

by metatron in

jw
friends

the latest 'awake' carries the front page title of "how long can you live?

" - and , as you might expect, it offers the usual carefully.

crafted appearance of reason to defend the forgone conclusion of pessimism about extending human life span.

KW13

Much of the article weaves a tapestry of ultimate mystery about aging

i can't wait till someone manages to extend life (if they do ever) lol. that should stop this but then maybe the society will start saying that its all part of God making the earth ready for paradise.

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For Uncle Bruce: Aluminum Foil Hats, satellite wave from Outer Space etc.

by Scully in

poor unc has been feeling a bit under the weather, so i told him we'd cheer him up by posting pics of some of his favorite things.

cats in hats.

cat bombs (i wonder if they used cat-apults?):.

KW13

If its used properly it can deflect the WBT Death rays!

Thing is...older JW's wont even attempt to go near you if you wear one of the hats. Why? because its evil!!

Read The Golden Age, Sept. 23, 1936, p. 803. (now known as the Watchtower)

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/2919/alum2.html

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RICHIE RED ALERT

by RichieRich in

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friends

i was on the phone speaking with verne thoren, presiding overseer of the willow springs, nc congregation of jehovah's witnesses.

he tells me he knows of my possesssion of the flock book.

he knows of my involvement on this site.

KW13

You could always 'lose' the book.

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Question about EGGS and the JWs.....

by whyizit in

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friends

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i know this probably sounds like a ridiculous question, but so many things about what jws believe boggles my mind.....so here it is:.

do jehovah's witnesses eat deviled eggs?

KW13

Do Jehovah's Witnesses eat deviled eggs?

No they don't and the reason is clear.

Eggs are part of fertility, and they worry that people will get horny (specially at easter time, now you know why they don't celebrate that) have too many kids and the Paradise will be overcrowded. (due to no one dieing and dead being resurrected and perfect sex like rabbits + animals, such as straw eating lions)

if say it did get too crowded, i am sure the elders could help cull the numbers.

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