Cough, Cough. How many ways and times does this person need to be saved from suicide? So many Urban Legends, er, experiences about saving ones from suicide.
Did I tell you about the young girl that was slipped some Spanish Fly and was eyeballing the floor shift of her boyfriends car, until I spotted her and "witnessed" to her?
I have even heard, from a well informed source, that is you see a car coming at you with it's headlights off, DON'T FLASH YOUR HEADLIGHTS to warn them. It is a new initiation for recently baptized witnesses. When someone flashes their lights, they will turn around and drive up alongside you and throw Watchtowers in your car!
I also heard of a reliably true experience about a man who woke up in a motel room one morning, after a night of heavy drinking and carousing around the bars. He met a real cute woman and although she was not scantily clad, they migrated back to his motel room. When he wasn't looking, she slipped something in his drink and when in the room, he passed out. While passed out, she sublimenally played Watchtower audio tapes all night in his ears and he woke up with an uncontrollable desire to get baptized and "spread the good news." There was even a note advising him to report to the nearest Assembly Hall the next Sunday for baptism, or he might try to kill himself and his little dog, from all the mixed emotions he would be feeling.
Hey, isn't that where this newest urban, er; experience started?
If God's Spirit is filling a Kingdom Hall, how is it that Satan can manuever the ones within that Kingdom Hall at the same time?